hardarms5050: welcome miss Aisha. Bt according †Φ analysis of dis year's Post UME scores, all "must" be divisible by 4 witout a remainder. Also I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ur case dat is nt attainable here wit ur 286 pume score. so its nt compulsory telling us ur score if u av †Φ lie abt it. Guyz u all can confirm the analysis †ΦΦ. *peace out* jumat kareem

bro it z jamb+p.ume/2....

bah19: guy u r thinking with ur penis....get some senses

y u dd u go 2 xul jz 2 bcum dz dumb... U dey undstnd english atol?

Emmakresh:

NO WONDER DIS GUY CALLED (pakavy) WAS FORMALLY KNOWN AS (P K V) ACCORDING 2 @ ISREAL111 ON TREND NOS (6) 7:55am on JUNE 24, HE SAID HE WAS DUPED BY PAKAVY KNOWN AS (P K V) THEN. @ ISREAL111 WENT AHEAD AND SAID DAT HIS REAL NAME IS (PAUL) FRM KADUNA AND HIS PHONE NOS ARE 08055599325 08038882032 08094350834.
I aruge u 2 go and see 4 urself,
@PAKAVY i'm not God but he (GOD) is watching us frm a distance, if what pple are saying abt is true, kindly ask God 4giveness and stop it or else u 'll face d wrath of God one day.
Becos D BIBLE SAYS THERE IS NO PEACE FOR THE WICKED. Remember God is watching.

bro drop im awx adrex.. Sodiq go lead d mob.. We go use d guy do Suya

Shinexman: my guy no vex he don dey da guy blood 419 stuff na hereditary tin nw, bt i jst stil reserve most of my comentz till abu bringz out d list den i go prove sa i b kogi boy

hereditary? As in na im pupsy job im dey do? Ah no undstnd dt hereditary stuf

@jhubril ur english z needed here asap... Help me use english language tel pakavy say thunder faya am

i wonda y doz ALUU4 has 2 die wen morons lyk pakavy is stl roaming about freely on d surface of d earth

imagine mek p.a 2 a.b.u registra dey demand 4 1500... Smh shaaaa

nawa ooo.. And who z dz pakavy sef? Is he a 9jerian? Lwkmd

Shinexman: Hey guyz wat all dis,i guess jubril,drugmonni,udinev,to stay out of dis trend for a while cos is jst rili shamefull for abusitez to jst behave dis way,yes i 2gohandler and i stay away frm d trend cos of dis insultive wordz so pls we want to continue our funz and i beg u in d nam of God dnt spoil our mood cos i God admited recently in a popular versity of tech n it az d way dey behave on der trend all of us were jst prayin so i glorify God for dat let get d show begin sodiq,2gohandler,joy n abokii

bro tel em ooo

Jz ON A LOW KEY

Udinev: A gud frnd askd me 2 apologised 2 All whos name i mite hav used 2 post a wrng comment dwn hre n i just wnt 2 say am sorry aint stupid or a coward bt im doin it cuz i knw its d write tin 2 do. Hardarms and 2gohandler no hard feelings at all 4 ma end o. We were just kiping d trend going dats al. And Jhubril ure d most annoying eng user so far in Nigeria n social netwrk as a whole plz 4 ur own good dnt eva add me on 2go oo since u say am rich n pompos let me die wit it o Abeg u guys shld help me tel hm.

4ni aw tins gt 2 turn arnd... #cnt blv ma eyes.. Keypad error or fact?... No hard feelin here 2 dear

Sodiq33: Walahi all of una dy crase 4 dis thread minus sum peeps sha..lwkmd..dis drama is getin more interesting o..moderator,use ur veto power plz,cum nd ban sum dude here..lol...off 2 romance section..

insult us wella.. We deserve am

Shinexman: Hey guyz y ar u provin so heard on dis trend nw,y cant u pray u meet ya self physically so dat u can ask on each odas talent.............abu is callin nw dudez hear d bell ringin

bro no mind us.. Na js freestyl tins

Emmakresh: i just want to wish ABU happy Golden jubilee n also make a reservation for my seat n accommodation becos i'm good to go.
Long live abusite!
Long live nigeria!!
And God bless nigeria.!!!

tnx bro.. Lng live u

Udinev: awwwwwwwwww i pity you but you really need to put your self together and rearrange your life ok its for the better you talk like a Girl and not a Guy

lawd mawt... Ah wud rada enjoy ma amala n abula wt goat meat dan listen 2 ur ranting

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hardarms5050: miss it wud be very demeaning of me †Φ barter words wit u. Av got beta things do. So u can suit urself wit the insults.

yh.. Its beta u gt sumtn beta 2 do..

BabatundeGPD: i blv dx wat he deserve cus jubril was on a low key an was only expresin hz freedom of expresn in hz article, i dnt knw y d guy av to hunted him down....nw he z goin to far throwin insult on my course mate who has dn ntn rung. Man u gone to far....i blv u own jubril an udinef an apology

f*ck apology... F*ck d ppl whom it z due 2

Udinev: hmmmm unfortunate for you i got just 1 stuff to say to you cuz am nt an idiot lyk you, if nt for NL you wont be talking to me lyk dis as you are ryt now you cant even confront me in person cuz you look like one wit out nerves i know your type, you are the type that pee in thier pants even before a fite. Hardarms5050 nafin about you is interesting you know y? cuz your brain is made up of meatloaf while the rest parts of you is made up of lolly pop. so just get a life and seriously do you want to start with the line of insults? if yes b rest assured that i am fully ready for you. i expected a girl to behave dis way and not a guy, but now that you did i know you are just a big baby with a meatloaf for a brain. gud mrnin peeps And happy 50th Anniversary to Our sch to be.

shutup jhor.. Who wan toast u? Smh4u

Gudmawnin pals... Api 50th anniversery 2 awa darling a.b.u

Sodiq33: Mrnin pals...18 more day's 2go....stil kipin my finger'z nd legs cross..come may wat,we must succeed...

yexo.. Na succes sure pax

hardarms5050: Can't wait †Φ lay M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ hands on macro econs, calculus and advance maths rather than exhaust M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ vocabulary reservoir on one "English miss road" guy coz I go nid M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ english wey I dey waste now for M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ GNS courses

lol.. "English miss road"... If d dude dey scata vocabulary lyk dz wetin d lyks of drugmoni wey wan study english language itself go dey speak?

jhubril: Mass hysteria is a contagious emotion in abnormal psychology.Let it go forth,onwards,that you have been diagnosed as suffering from bipolar disorder,and coupled with brain trauma.I know,perhaps,this is hereditary(genetics).If you existed in the 15th Century you would actually be marked down for exorcism.Prof.Ludicrousness,I took due cognizance of the absence of intellectual rigour and objectivity in your posture.You might have been trapped under the climate of sheer lunacy as at the moment you unleashed your abysmal symptoms of euphoria.Let GOOGLE be your guide:rhapsodize about the Yuri Levada's Hysterical Isolationism.

hw d Bleep does dz change d price of garri 4 market? Dude gt a lyf n say sumtn reasonable evn if it is 4 1nc.... TFU

Na so d flood cari anoda man wife cum ma bed

Buc: Neocolonialism=having economic, political or cultural control by hegemons over dependencies (powerfully states over weak/poor states),
father of Nigerian nationalism=Herbert Macauley. As we know lagos was d center of nationalists' movements in Nigeria, which was mostly led by returnees/repatriates from d Americas(Cuba, Brazil etc), Europe (Britain & Portugal), West indies (Haiti, Trinidad, Tobago, Dominican rep, etc) and Sierra Leon. It should be noted that many of this former slaves or their descendants who returned settled in Lagos not because they were lagosians, but because many only remember or were told lagos was their port of departure out of Africa. Though, some moved inland to settle. Some were rejected by their people because d only thing African about them is/was their skin colour, so they returned to lagos were d British had maintained it presence since d bombardment of lagos in 1851 and subsequent annexation in 1861. These returnees had learnt d White man's culture (western education and etiquette inclusive), so were a class apart compared to their brethrens. But, d refusal of d whites to accept them as equals drove them to hate and resist colonial govt's policies. Herbert macauley was a descendant of this group, Ajayi Crother was his grandfather(Bishop) and despite he was more educated than most white man occupying administrative positions he was discriminated against and he opposed d colonial govt for it. As a Black man, well lettered and could speak yoruba it was easy for d people to identify with him. He petitioned d colonial govt at different times and even went as far as d privi council in London during d Eleko Eshugbayi affair.
Bernard Boudillon 1935-1943. He was responsible for dividing Nigeria in to 3 regions. He left d North intact with of his excuses been that d people were/are more homogenous than d South. Who could ve imagined that such uninformed decision was to contribute in keeping Nigeria disunited till date back then.
I blive a govt student couldn't ve given clearer answers, because it wasn't govt guestions but history. So, I'm using this medium to inform us that I'm a history teacher(ve about 8months to be certified), those of u there should putting ur ears down 4 me to know where d jobs @.Thanks.

atleast u sabi copy n paste.. Jubhril no sabi copy n paste

suam_ng: Hey mr JB da malapro, I tink it's high tym u quit bragging. Do u av any idea of wot u r doin?? If u wan2 showcase da stuff u r made up, I tink NL Ȋ̝̊̅§ da 1st place u shldn't try, cos u r deallin wit hot brains here 4rm various field of study. Hw can a man of God
Wantin 2 perform a miracle, havin nowhere 2 go buh da zoo( u d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mad niii) if we ol want 2 show-case da stuff we r made up, do u tink u stand a chance 2 post dis shitt u r postin
some people here applied 4 ENgr,MBBS,ACct,eco e.t.c walahi u r an educated-illiterate/educated-fool suffering 4rm phynelketonuria cos only a kid wil act lyk u!!

lol.. Smh4 d dude... He z nt ashamd ov imself...

hardarms5050: mr man y tel us wat we already kw. Since u want †Φ play smart let me test ur intellect a little. Who plotted d first coup I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ naija? And wen? Am sure u don't kw cos If u did u wud av added it †Φ ur article. Major nzeogwu kaduna and jan. 15 1966 is d answer. Hw many yrs did d naija civil war last for? Y did ojukwu wanted †Φ secede wit his pple? And hw did yakubu gowon curbed the secession? Wat brot abt the counter coup of june 15 1966 and y was it successful. Who is the father of nigerian nationalism. Bernad bourdillion was governor of nigeria I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ wat year? And lastly wat is neo-colonialism? The first question has been answered by me. Nw do rest u have 2hrs †Φ reply the post. Jst want †Φ be sure u dat gud as ur posts and u r nt the type dat do copy and paste. Fellow aspirants pls pardon us o. Jst want †Φ kip ourselves busy as we await the list. Jhubril am waitin pls kip the fun burning *cheers*

bro u sure say dat dude ft answer ol doz questns? Sha google go hlp

Jubril na u bdat? Mhen if na u bdat ah gt hope

007ammani: Monkey no fine,bt his mama lyk am,why?...na strng love,despite d ugly my cn3ry b,BT i stll b d proud of ha nd i pray make it dey progress lyk 2gohandler,sodiq,joy mojuba,udinev nd evry body in dis thread 2go star...a.b.u dis our yr hpi 52.GOD BLESS NIGERIA

bro buh lts b realistic... Wat has 9ja achievd so far? Oh sori i knw 1 ov 9ja achievment:we nw manufacture bomb in kano and kaduna... Isnt dat an achievment? It z true dt rome was nt built in a day buh hw bou a 52yr old bby who z yt 2 crawl? A fool at 40 z a fool 4eva hw bou ah fool at 52? We are d giant of africa abi? Buh ah guex d giant z asleep.. Ah hope sumdae d giant wakes up n finds awt dt ha babies are cryin... A country wher tribalism n hatred 2 d commoners is d order of d day... It brks ma heart weneva ah rememba dt 9ja av causd many ppl more pain dan gain... Ah hope sumtn wil b done soon.. GOD BLESS 9JA

My name is Abdulrashid..
My problem is admission..
My solution is a.b.u....


Admission list on my mind