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CFCfan: The kickoff time of the match clashed with my Church's morning service. And I'm needed at the Church too.

Oh you're in the pacific gotcha!

DonaldDuck: virgin? no, i dont wanna bore ma sex life

ItsModella...that name sounds local

Idowuogbo, i think i know her. She works as a stripper in one club at ajegunle

pls, any other option

I didn't say anything

try 190, she's cute

DonaldDuck: Pls i am serious, is there any good and responsible lady here for sharp sharp marriage

Onila is a virgin

Also search for itsmodella

Idowuogbo and this girl in politics....

totalbaby: why are you scared of commitment

Well, just the thought of waking up to the same person scares me, i don't know if i can make it last forever.
Then again, it could be that i just haven't met that person yet that will make me worry less about my concerns

Read this--> https://www.nairaland.com/1157571/really-happy-same-person-forever

DonaldDuck: Am looking for a good and responsible girl for a serious relationship

Type "onila" in the search bar, she's available

CFCfan: Well, I didn't even watch the match live, because I was in Church. I only watched the highlights on the EPL highlight show.

But that game almost slipped away from Chelsea. I'm glad that the team ended a run of 3 or so home matches without a win.

Yup, lucky to have won it. You went to church I thought you were crazy about Chelsea, no?

The organizers knew this was coming and they shouldn't be surprised. I don't get how you can invite him to perform for someone he has expressed his opinion about, they were probably trying to make him look bad punks

Lupe any day for me, one of the realest rapper out there left. "b1tch bad"

CFCfan bro
How did you survived the Chelsea game on Sunday without raising your blood pressure?

Maybe i'm yet to meet the right person yet, maybe i'm just scared of commitment who knows

Wazzup party people

Empress2013: no be your kind of twin we dey talk about. Abeg go sit down jor!

Ouch!

@post
I was like WTF! I almost thought i was drunk before i realized it was exclusively for the doubles

The girl on the left in the first picture kinda looks like the girl in some of the Nollywood movies, can't remember her name.

chingyjant: Guy see ur yeye mouth when you take dey analyse our boys.Where you dey when your mate dey play principal cup when you dey secondary school?Na people like una dey rub powder they chase after small girls when never fit wash their pant then

Going by your reasoning, everyone needs to know how to play soccer to talk about it?

mom - Emenike

Lol @ sweetguy10's Damilola

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]There is. It's called the hedonistic treadmill (hedonic adaptation). We usually return to our genetic level of happiness after a period of 3 months after a tragic or depressing event. If you're naturally a happy person, it won't take you long to snap back to that happiness. If you're genetically depressed, even a million dollars lottery hit won't make you happy for long.

I'm generally a happy person. So if shoit hits the fan today, trust me by next week I'd be as happy as I was yesterday.

*This is backed by Psychological studies*[/quote]Psychologist in the house yo

That's quite interesting though, never heard of that term before. I guess it's a phase we all go through towards recovery

You get sense small

kundul: I blaame dis yeye frog

This got me rolling at work

I blame Goodluck Jonathan


Always looking for who to blame for their shortcomings..Typical

Tgirl4real: He taught me there's such thing as an unconditional love.

Not selfish at all.

Do you mind telling what happened if you found such rarity with him?
You're fortunate to have met such a person in your life

Kgdavid: been in this wierd kinda relationship with a girl...we werent dating but we were close and i tried to make things work with her but... anyway i learnt a lot as well:

1. Never be hasty in letting yourself love someone until you are sure you have something worth fighting for... love never comes good without a proper fight

2. Never give in to the extremes of your emotions. if your emotions are running high either positively or negatively u r liable to say something you will regret.

3. never let other people get involved in your relationship

4. Never go out of your way to do anything you think is the right thing to do if that action is not coming from the real you. if you have to do something just because you have heard someone say that it should be done that way then you are walking a flaming tight rope. this can range from ignoring her because you think it will make her miss you to refusing to complain about something because it will lead to a fight.

5. no matter how much you think yu love a girl and she is the one for you, you can and will eventually get over her. and then u'll wonder what the fuss was all about and then u'll meet someone else that makes you feel the same way and then you realize that it is all vanity...a mere blowing of the wind.

6. falling in love reciprocally is an indescribable feeling. helps one make sense out of marriage to some extent

as for practical skills she didnt teach me anything

I can totally relate with these. It's weird looking back at the initial feeling you had when you feel you can't live wihtout someone only to realize, you can do it and even be happpier. Maybe they're typical characteristics of humans

tx

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Not with "him" [/quote]That means you haven't learned olodo

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]1. Dnt show too much caring.

2. Know when to let go

3. Not to be too defensive.

4. Stubbornness does not take you far[/quote]You're still stubborn though

In your dreams, please don't derail before i invoke a ban on you

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Oya tell me more. What have I taught you? [/quote]You got what you asked for, read it all over again, yes i did

@ post

We forget the good things because it's easier to blame others

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Point is you didn't cuz you know who da boss is [/quote]Don't make me do it woman

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]1. How to suck it better

2. Different se. Xu. Al positions

3. To freely talk about se x.

Will brb[/quote]I should include that as well

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Good boy.[/quote]Not so fast, i can still edit it

7. Don't get too serious too fast

8. I’ll rather hurt knowing the truth than living the lie

8. Appreciate what you have on a daily basis

9. Avoid saying too many whenever you're angry, even better, don't say anything because whatever you say will come back to haunt you.

10. You can't change people, if you can’t deal with it then let it go

11. Don't pull too hard, it will pull away from you

12. It takes two to tango. I now take the blame for my actions.

13. Don't judge the present based on the past (people and situation), you might be wrong

14. Only me can make myself happy

Over to you

I was cooking earlier and realized I used less grease now than I did some years ago and I thought to myself “this is definitely something I learned from someone"

Once I figured out it was something that I learned from an ex, I thought about other positive takeaways from past relationships which I believe has made me a better person today

I know the word "ex" carries negative connotations for a lot of people and rightly so if we’re to go by some experiences

With that said, you must have learned something good from your past relationships (except your ex is Ileke Idi )

Some good things I learned from mine off the top of my head

1. I cook better and use less grease than I did in the past (healthier)

2 Being in a relationship doesn't necessarily mean it will lead to marriage. I think at the back of my mind nothing lasts "forever"

3. I now know how to deal with confrontational situations better

4. I don’t have to settle for less and I will not

5. Every time I win in an argument with my partner, my relationship loses

6. If it ain't worth it, I let it go before it gets serious

Damn it Atlanta lost

A ra.pe incident in Nigeria again

I repeat, y'all need to hide your wives and kids...male children are now included, rap1sts on the loose

Phew!! We did the double on Arsenal


That was some nerve racking 5 minutes

Mata is getting too casual on the ball

Finally ba

This is where Ferguson shows how good he is, he would have made 2 substitutions already.

Make a damn change benitez