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ItsModella: No

namodella wwhat's up now you know i meant no harm

Lol @ shymexx and the women


I knew my comment was never gonna fly but hell, i can take the heat

ItsModella: is this supposed to be a joke?

Lol ok maybe i should say some people, i try?

kandiikane: I'm sorry, why are you guys quoting 2legit when 2 people previously wrote the same thing he did?

Thanks jo, seems they wanna crucify me already

coogar: this is a racist remark.....

How can that be racist when i'm a Nigerian? No, the "smelly" part of the statement the woman made was to spite the boy, using "Nigeria" just shows she has a thing against Nigerians.

Shollypopz: mtcheew....which kind rubbish be this?? U wan form sey u fit afford $4 deodorant. Go siddon jo!

Where d heck do y'all see Nigerians that do not use deodorant btw??

I said some and i don't mean it like an insult. Deodorant is less than $5 now

Truth be told also, some Nigerians need to start using deodorants, I mean it's not that expensive now . I avoid hugging sometimes to avoid the odor

Idowuogbo: no d guy na beast for hitting a woman like dat. fecking woman beater!

The guy is also dumb for hitting the woman even though she deserved it, i know i'll probably kill if i hit a woman so i dare not In my mind, i'd have killed her of course

On a more serious note, you gotta develop a thick skin to deal with women like that, sharp tongued b1tch

Her boyfriend is fuk1n black? So damn what? When people use that line of being familiar with your race, then you know they're about to show their their prejudice and level of stupidity.
stup1d azz b1tch

Happy birthday tashmania

Haha just what I thought, women don't sh1t. Oya kandii move it to the front now abeg

Hands full with wetin? Haha let me try not to derail. Visit the derailers thread every now and then


@topic

I'll consider giving it a chance

Kandiikane,

Thanks babe, I totally agree with you and I miss you as well

Forgive me, this is a little gross

I see people at my workplace taking a sh1t all the time in the restroom with ease literally, some even go as far as farting loudly

I've noticed that since I've come to know what a toilet is, I've only done a number 2 twice all my life in a public toilet, and that was when I was maybe 13

The only thing I ever do is take a pee, nothing else. I'm just uncomfortable sitting on the same thing several people have released their butt sweat on (I'm talking about a very clean toilet here) . I always try as much as possible to watch what I eat. In cases where i just can't hold it, I pretend to be sick and try to go home early (50 minutes drive ). For the most part, I stay away from laxatives and if ever have to use one, I wait till the weekends and I stay indoor all through.

Note also that my sh1t ain't that bad, but it could be unpredictable too who knows


My question is, can you shait in a public toilet? If you can, it must be a funny feeling except you're a regular sh1tter lol

I'm not saying it's bad if you do o

Anyway, I was unsure where this topic would fit so mod, you can move the sh1tty thread to the right place or worse still, the front page

Green all day while tapping red accidentally

@all
Thanks to everyone for their contributions.
My point was definitely misconstrued by some. Regardless of the fact that only I can make myself happy, my partner surely has a part to play on how much I’m able to experience it.
Although I do agree with most that it is possible, however, it will take more than love to actually be with someone for as long as forever (however long that is). I’d not use my parents’ marriage as a yardstick considering all the sh1t my mom took from my dad and vice versa. Not to be disrespectful to my dad in any ways, Lord knows I’d not trade him for another man in the world and I loved him to death (bless his soul), I don’t think women of these days will take the sh1ts some of our parents took, the times have changed which is why divorce rates have increased over the years.

The poster above me definitely made a good point, being friends also help, but how many are married to their friends?
Love definitely isn’t enough if you’re true to yourself.

seedord247: Dont you have any old folks in your street?

They all passed away

Please consider for front page mod
https://www.nairaland.com/1157571/happy-same-person-ever#13765543

I was watching a TV series(Modern Family) few hours ago and in one of the scenes, the woman was complaining about the lack of intimacy for a month and the possibility of it dragging on for a while, even up to a year

I've read of several cases of people cheating because they were denied sex in the relationship (marriage). This got me wondering and i'm throwing it out there, to the married folks (or unmarried but cohabiting in long term relationships without cheating ), how do you stand seeing the same person everyday, having se.x with the same person knowing it's going to be for the rest of your life and assuming no divorce? Just the thought of sleeping with the same person for 5 years scares me

Can you be happy with the same person for ever realistically?

Do you ever feel like just you want to jump in bed and strangle them at some point? Or maybe prepare their food with rat poison? Or somehow catch them unaware and hit them from behind in the kitchen while forcing their braids down the garbage disposal? How do you deal with the same person's sh1t everyday knowing you're stuck with them?


Help me out before i make up my mind to remain single forever

_{I swear if this doesn't make the fp, i'll upload a picture of tonto dike with no makeup}

coogar: why this whole argument? if django unchained can cause this much hysteria then we would have heaps of epistles when "lincoln" drops later in the month.

Lincoln is out already

when trouble sleep, seun go wake up

abiL: Shiny wetin? For where? Are you sure you don't need to be prescribed glasses?

abilify, i can see what you're seeing exactly, i meant shinning lips

sexyseun: I neva said I wasn't a yoruba girl, jst said I got my pretty fair complexion frm my mum who happens to be an igbo and I hence appreciated d igbos

i dead now
Girl, i don't see anything fair in that complexion, you're black and shiny Fair complexion don't mean pretty

you're just like your father

**2legit** **2legit** **2legit** *screaming my name* _{of course not 2legit} how many times did i call you

This child don't kill yourself eh

abiL: Are you sure you want those falling-off-kpomo near your kini?!

At least they will be good for something

Seriously op you need to use a different picture to pass the point.

Beautiful and not so pleasant looking women come from every tribe so stop this hate thread

Shollypopz: stop it right there!! The girl is Igbo, ask ItsModella, she knows her ppl

Oya namodella, is she Ngozi? Seun is Yoruba now, no

Abil, why do i think this person is a guy trying to get y'all riled up

OP, nice lips, will be good for something

Isn't seun a yoruba name I'm confused

Wow! The murderous thoughts in the hearts of men I wonder what the world would be like if murder was legal and morally right, I see potential murderers everywhere

Rude teacher, that's kinda hot . I'll tie you up and do you in your class now with that angry face

Namodella I'm serious o, I'll pm you

Tashamania: Awwwww dear! Wish I could tell you.

I'll be fine, thanks.

190 broke your heart

[quote author=190-the-clown]And I love you in an unholy way[/quote] bad guy

Namodella, I heard you traveled, are you within my reach?

Tash, ok I won't ask but I wanna be there for you when you're down

Namodella you never answered me