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SportsRe: Chelsea's Davide Zappacosta Set To Join Roma On Season-long Loan by 2metrelaurie(m): 9:57am On Aug 21, 2019
Reece James claims he's first victim
Cesar is next...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 19th August 2019 by 2metrelaurie(m): 10:15pm On Aug 19, 2019
So one can't spell Manchester United without D (Draw)

CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Killed By Chinese Police Over Expired Visa In Guangzhou China by 2metrelaurie(m): 11:02pm On Aug 12, 2019
uuzba:
And what did you do?
You see. We Nigerians are so DAMN NICE to anybody that has white skin. We will give them chance upon chance upon chance....
But when it is their turn, they will RUSH WITH SPEED and punish us or get rid of us.
What will I do my guy


Imagine a girl telling u she choose over a guy

Later that same day u see her with the same person

Man that thing ruined my mood for a whole year.

Since then I dey avoid girls like muzzies avoid pork
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Killed By Chinese Police Over Expired Visa In Guangzhou China by 2metrelaurie(m): 10:52pm On Aug 12, 2019
And I knw 3 Lebanese and 2 chinese men in my neighborhood, that their papers have expired for ages
One of them even tiff my Babe
.........
Meanwhile, I've never heard of anyone deported from Nigeria

PoliticsRe: Photo Of President Buhari Picking His Teeth by 2metrelaurie(m): 9:47am On Aug 08, 2019
KahlDrogo:
ISIS is a shiute organization. Ibos have millions of shiites supporting zakzaky. Some protested for him and even died for him a week ago. You claimed to be a Shiite ibo who dispices Sunnis ( which might explain why you hate Buhari).

Now tell me, who is closer to ISIS between you, shiite ebos and Buhari? grin grin
Isis like all terrorist gangs on earth, bar Hizbollah are sunni

PoliticsRe: ISIS Attacks Nigerian Soldiers, Kills Commander And 20 Others - Tribune Online by 2metrelaurie(m): 4:06am On Jun 16, 2019
islamabad

PoliticsRe: Security Allegations: Apologize To Nigerians, PDP Tells Lai Mohammed by 2metrelaurie(m): 7:20am On May 23, 2019
drlateef:
Loretta Onoche has asked Atiku to prosecute her if the allegations are not true. What's Atiku waiting for? If he is not Boko Haram financier let him go ahead and prosecute her.
She's not going to remain in power for ever
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump: If Iran Wants A Fight That Will Be The Official End Of Iran by 2metrelaurie(m): 10:10am On May 20, 2019
dermmy:
Brilliant analysis.
Iran that couldn't even defeat shithole iraqistan
CrimeRe: Morolake Hycinthia Arrested For Fraud In The U.S - Photo by 2metrelaurie(m): 11:04pm On May 17, 2019
Derrinclay:
U mean Muslims?
Name Checkers Association of Nigeria
CrimeRe: Morolake Hycinthia Arrested For Fraud In The U.S - Photo by 2metrelaurie(m): 9:20pm On May 17, 2019
Derrinclay:
Pls what's the meaning of NCAN
NCAN

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Guarded By Saudi Security Operatives In Medina, Saudi Arabia by 2metrelaurie(m): 9:33am On May 17, 2019
AllenSpencer:
You right!

If you sum up the worth of 100 of them, You still talking about just 1 one Arab king
the only Arab states with wealthy Kings are the gulf states
Saudi , Kuwait , Bahrain , uae ,Qatar

the rest are extremist shitholes ( Oman , yemen , Palestine , Jordan , Syria , iraq , Lebanon )
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Guarded By Saudi Security Operatives In Medina, Saudi Arabia by 2metrelaurie(m): 5:29am On May 17, 2019
AllenSpencer:
They are the money bag of the world. The Arabs
not really!! there are more millionaire in Us and china than the entire middle East
CrimeRe: Lady Shares Her Ordeal With Arab Men Who Almost Turned Her Into A Sex Machine by 2metrelaurie(m): 7:18am On May 15, 2019
gidimafia:
Just shove in ur opinion if u knw nothing about a religion..arab culture and religion are 2 diffrent things. .in islam if u cant see to need of your wife u are not fit to marry. .is that a easy thing for a man??
Islam is Arabian peninsula culture v
CrimeRe: Two Nigerians charged with Internet fraud in Singapore (photos) by 2metrelaurie(m): 2:47pm On May 14, 2019
Chaiiii , Skull miners don open branch for East Asia

PoliticsRe: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Killing Of 11 Soldiers In Borno by 2metrelaurie(m): 11:29am On May 13, 2019
isharm

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2 - 0) On 12th May 2019 by 2metrelaurie(m): 4:50pm On May 12, 2019
Liverpool like PSV , Dortmund , Istanbul basaksehir , Lechia gdank ,Wattens , Portsmouth and Porto bottled a 10+ points lead
Man City , Ajax , Bayern , galatasaray , Legia , Reid and Benfica winning the title
is Poetic justice

CultureRe: How To Tell Difference Between Hausa And Fulani People by 2metrelaurie(m): 12:17pm On May 12, 2019
NSNA:
How did you come to that conclusion.
Is it the name or physical appearance
Name , appearance and identity
CultureRe: How To Tell Difference Between Hausa And Fulani People by 2metrelaurie(m): 7:47am On May 12, 2019
Babangida and dangote are hausa while bubu and sanusi are beHeadsMen
PoliticsRe: Adam Lamido Sanusi Speaks On Splitting Of Kano Emirate, Says father is attacked by 2metrelaurie(m): 7:05am On May 12, 2019
Madeu:
Those countries are a single ethnic group. Monarchy system work better there. But in a multiethnic and cultural area like Nigeria, the founding father were supposed to abolish the traditional institutions; since we are a republic with different people.
No it isn't ... France , Canada , Czech are the only republics I know

Nigeria is a federal shithole confused multinational state

btw Spain and Britain are multiethnic ( Basques, catalans , andalusians , canarians , and the Imperialist Castillians in Spain
ires, corns , Welsh , scotts , and the Imperialist English

most of countries aren't single indegineous ethnic they just appear to be

Belgium has 3 indigenous ethnicity ,hazard and de bryune of 2 different belgique ethnicities
Germany has as many as 4
Russia has 10 indegineous ethnicities
Turkey is basically made of Greeks , ARMENIANS , Assyrians , Kurds , zaza , turkic Central Asian and Arabs unified by Turkish language and surname rule


for example look at northern Nigeria

we refer to them as hausa-fulani but in reality

they are over 100 different ethnic nationalities
PoliticsRe: Adam Lamido Sanusi Speaks On Splitting Of Kano Emirate, Says father is attacked by 2metrelaurie(m): 9:00pm On May 11, 2019
SmartMugu:
I actually think a throne maintained by some clan for 800 years plus needs to be broken apart, unless we are assuming only them deserve that role forever. What's special about them? Aren't other people as rich and educated as they are? This is not Britain when the queen reigns forever, we are smarter than that. No wonder many countries that gave up this type of traditional governance are more prosperous.
Are u saying nations like Japan, Norway , Denmark , Britain , Spain , Belgium ,Brunei , Saudi , UAE , Kuwait , morroco that have monarchs are not prosperous
CrimeRe: EFCC Nabs Money Transfer Fraudster, Ikechukwu Sunday In Benue by 2metrelaurie(m): 3:30pm On May 11, 2019
Na Dem!!!

Science/TechnologyRe: Video Of Gorillas Carefully Avoiding Rain Amazes Nigerians by 2metrelaurie(m): 9:52am On May 09, 2019
Hamid7:
Chimpanzees not Gorillas
Genius

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by 2metrelaurie(m): 10:26pm On May 07, 2019
As a Chelsea fan it really hurt rooting for Liverpool but Bleep Barca heavy.. now I hope Ajax gives those red cunts a proper waxing in the final for the ultimate heartbreak

Nairaland GeneralRe: Atiku Anti-poor, Cannot Understand Tradermoni - BMO by 2metrelaurie(m): 6:27am On May 07, 2019
What the Bleep is Anti poor again,
Btw every sane human should be anti poverty
These hediots at BMO act like being poor is a good thing
CrimeRe: VIDEO: How Police Raped, Beat Us – Women Arrested At Abuja Nightclubs by 2metrelaurie(m): 11:43am On May 06, 2019
Fuckdamod:
grin This news just dey sweet me
If they want to behave abnormal by selling their body for cash then they should be treated abnormally. Most them are very uncouth and disrespectful. Kudos to the police.

I don't like buhari gov't at all but this act alone has changed my mind somehow.
HIJO DE PUTA u actually condone this nonsense??
Christianity EtcRe: Imam Of Peace Warns Christians To Wakeup, Else Radical Muslim Will Consume Them by 2metrelaurie(m): 7:43pm On May 05, 2019
Came4amod:
and I saw it again in a dream there will be a world war which will reshuffle the riches of the world Christians vs Muslims .. Muslims vs the world ... I think the Muslims have a larger enemie ..do the maths
CHINA ALONE HAS MORE PEOPLE THAN MOSLEMS WORLDWIDE

MUSLIMS ARE ONLY 24 % while xtians make up 35% OF WORLD populations
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Valencia: Europa League Semi-Finals (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2019 by 2metrelaurie(m): 8:18pm On May 02, 2019
Arsenal doing Arsenal things

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by 2metrelaurie(m): 9:03pm On May 01, 2019
If u lock Liverpool inside room , tell them make Dem play ball hit wall Dem go win cup

Dem go still play the ball comot outside

RomanceRe: Man Saw His Girlfriend With Another Man After Lying That She is Traveling Home. by 2metrelaurie(m): 2:17pm On May 01, 2019
gabi98:
B1tches and H0es are created to be f*cked with no remorse. Like Buhari, they belong to everybody and belong to nobody

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