₦airaland Forum

TOMTOM15:
this us official can lie.. they suggested or isis said they were the one that brought the plain down. "linus everywhere"

ISIS claimed they shot it down buh Russian government said it wasn't possible for any ISIS weapon to bring down a plane dat was thousands feets away. Investigations are still on and the most reasonable tin they have come up with is dat a bomb was likely planted in d aircraft before flight as Russia has dismissed claims that it cud be a mechanical fault cos there was no distress call from the pilot before the incident occured.
But honestly, IMO, I pray it crashed due to a mechanical fault, cos if ISIS or any terror group had a hand in this, it will indeed spite more trepidation.

Fanta Face, Coca-Cola Legs! I hope say she no bleach her sumtin too oh...

oshe11:
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Konji has no FATHER! Its a fuccking Bastard!

apholaryn:
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Uuuuuuuu!

apholaryn:
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Uuuuuuuu!

c4tnoelz:
Madrid 0 PSG 3

Lol...ps2 abi??

englishmart:
with just a goal from gameiro, I will be 2million naira richer

Hmmmm...and as the guy don wound nko?? Sorry bro.

Kngrats to her.

If rain start dey fall as dem dey sweep, I just hope they won't need Umbrellaz.

kosplateau:
You do a friendly with Swaziland and want to do battle with Argentina. Smd!

Get ur facts ryt Uncle! It isn't a friendly match, it is a World Cup(2018) qualifying game.

BOWOTO:
Mc galaxy sef.....
Laura is cute tho.

Broz u dey see road at all?? Cute?? Okay.

BOWOTO:
Mc galaxy sef.....
Laura is cute tho.

Broz u dey see road at all?? Cute?? Okay.

Fanta Face, Coca cola Leg.

Brother abeg wen we go do 'English' burial??

tenderlaw:
It sounds funny....but some pple here actually DINE in naval ships.

Hmmm...interesting, bro pls tel us more.Honestly I really wanto know.

Communication is key in any society and in a place like Nigeria where gisting(chatting) is the order of the day, some of us can't even do without gossiping. Both online and offline, we all commuicate. Nigerians are one of the largest users of the internet in recent times. In Nigeria, show me who isn't on whatsapp, bbm, or even 2go, to mention a few. While communicating, a lot of acronyms,shortcuts and slangs have been invented to keep chats more interesting and lively. I have chatted with some people who ask me questions like 'what's the meaning of that acronym you wrote?'. So, I decided to pick out a few to help some of us and they are listed below;
LOL - Laugh Out Loud
LMAO- Laughing My Ass Out (even girls whey no get ass dey use am, it is well o)
LWKMD- Laugh Wan Kill Me Die
LWTMB- Laugh Wan Tear My Belle/Bikini
TDB - Till Day Break
IDC - I Dey Come
IDGAF- I Don't Give A Bleep
BS - Bull Shitt
Gist - Chatting, talking or discussing
Chao - Food or To eat
Bar/Cheddah- Money
Olosho- Girls who trade sex for money
Maga - A guy that is foolish with his money especially towards ladies
Nak/Shine the Congo - To have sex(mostly used by guys)
STFU- Shut The Bleep Up
Gerrarahia- Get Out of Here (Credit: Francis Odega)
Jamb Question - A difficult or confusing question
Tokunbo - Second-hand good or fairly used item
Chick/Babe - Used to address girls
Orente- A very beautiful and charming lady
Bae/Boo- Used to address one's spouse
Pic (Pix) - Pic short form for Picture and Pix is the plural
SMH - Shaking My Head
Dickk/JT- John Thomas, means the male's private part

Kit-kat/pucccy/kpetus - The female's private part
Esp - Especially
(Him/She) Get Leg - To have connections
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
PMB - President Muhammadu Buhari
GEJ - Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
BH - Boko Haram
CD - ConDom
ABJ - Abuja
Barca/nyash - The backside of a lady
Flavour - Someone who is addicted to Beauty queens
BRB- Be Right Back
TTYL- Talk To You Later.

You can add yours.

In Harry Song's vOice 'Even ur bro get a boo, a boo,a boo'

Kenny619:
Lmao!! The way some guys talk here sha! Like they dine in naval ships!

Funny guy...lol

PunkyVeer:
Maybe try do it in exciting places just to spice things up. The higher the risk of getting caught, the better

Sex to me is a mental thing. Maybe you should try adopt a more enthusiastic approach/mindset to it. Hell, close your eyes & pretend he is Usher if that'll get your rocks off. Use your imagination. I believe people get bored because they want to be bored. With enough creativity in your head, it'll be like banging a new guy every night

Nice one buh I can swear U have Masters in W**king...lol

K

Generaloluseye:
how do u mean?

His language is easy to comprehend. Only valid info with a high level of authenticity is welcome here. M nat saying ur info isn't valid but give us a hint of ur source or sth related. U know hw tense dis period is, evry news is taken seriously and its like no one is sure of anything. Maybe u shud just prove ur point so we cud follow. Tnx.

Then the natives of Jericho is Jerrican abi??

amosade30:
I did, send ya email add, mine is 2mao

Bro pls assist a brother, I didn't get an invite or apply but I wud just need it for practice. I wud be grateful>>> opomaintain@gmail.com