₦airaland Forum

mystage:
Hmmm! Benin City(edo state) again? first it was a nairalander weds another nairalander in benin city(edo state) and now within 7days its a calm soldier getting married to his future wife also in benin city(edo state) and dat got me asking "IS IT ONLY IN BENIN CITY(edo state) GOOD THINGS THAT BRINGS UNLIMITED HAPPINESS DOES HAPPEN?"

Edo state been ahead every other state in terms of getting married and so many others unmentioned since 1400AD.

#WeRuleAndOthersDistancelyFollow

You knw what that means our single ladies weeping their eye balls out and begging God for atleast a husband? it means that before your prayer wil be hastely answered by God you have to first be an indigene or a resident of/in edo state.

Try it and thank me later!

True talk bro...but I tink Oshio Baba set the pace for his people. lol. E be like say na to pack go Edo state go sure pass o, make I start dey sell wedding gown and rings... lol

marshalcarter:
So me no fit see car of 70k to 100k


Lyk micra

U fit get moniCA with just 10k sef...lol

1stHola:
See hin ogogongo

At his age in 1975, he became a governor.
In 1983 again at a very young age, he became the head of states

Now in 2015, he his now the president

WHEN WILL IT BE OUR TURN

Hahahahahahahah, no tink am o. This funny country. The List of the following men below are yet to rule and they all have the ambition to rule Nigeria.
Atiku Abubakar
ROChas Okorocha
Rabiu Kwankwaso
Orji Uzor Kalu
Pat Utomi
Chris Okotie (funny)
Almighty Jagaban
Aliyu Muazu Babangida
David Mark
Bukola Saraki and many others.





Wen our turn go reach abeg??

Mprepz:
Dem yu km dey disturb me!!!
Sha ah go find babe free you 4 ds weather

Lol...so na only babe dey see ur money? Guy we dey the era of change o, lmaooooo!

Mprepz:
Thanks bt are you a guy?! Or gal!?

lol....I be guy oh.

Mprepz:
What is osuofia ndigbo!!

It means u shud collect my acct number and put sth inside. So, can I send it? lol

kennydee05:
Igbo I hail oooo
I thought they said they don't want anything from Buhari so why are they lobbying?
You people should kindly discard your Biafra ambition and embrace one Nigeria Nnamdi Azikiwe signed for.

Chai!

MShittu:
Are they not speaking Hausa? Yet people on this very site will still write all Northerners off as BH supporters. I tire. Kudos to our military.

U wouldn't blame them cos Shekau doesn't speak Ibo, Yoruba or Calabar. lol. M Nat one of those sha.

efilefun:
reminds me of the days of mortal kombart Down Forward Forward A

Lol...Noob Saibot my favorite. I can Neva DAT brutality 'XCABCZZXABCZZ'. #SegaMegaDrive2

CLeAtHead:
La liga is very Boring and Predictable. Not like EPL where West Ham beats Arsenal. All I see is Barcelona and the Madrid Twins Raping 17 B****es

This is Stale!!! Let Chelsea try Athletico Madrid or Man U try Athletic Bilbao or even Liverpool try Valencia. U go know who sabi play ball. English football has the money and the media but they don't play football and DAT is why England will never make it out of the World cup's group stage even in 2066. Collect my number abeg and call me then dear. #ViscaBarca

Tunami:
who can solve this equation, lets assume you want to buy a laptop of 97k and you borrowed 50k from ur mother and 50k from ur dad and bought the laptop, remaining 3k and you gave ur dad 1k and ur mum 1k and kept the remaining 1k to yourself. Now add the 1k that you kept to yourself and the 98k is equal to 99k. Find the remaining 1k to complete it 100k

If u return 1k each to ur dad and mum, wot u owe them will be 98k (49k each) and that 98k was wot u used to buy the lapi(97k) and u still have 1k remaining with U.

Result isn't Bad!

Alapomeji.........I mean 9ice.

U-16 abi U-61 ??

All dose ones no sabi rig election na, make Atiku contest against dem under PDP platform, If him no win, make Nigeria no see Change.

One Idiot go still say 'Pics of dead shekau or idonbelieveit' instead of applauding our gallant men.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]Yes! But most of them had tasted too many d**ks. [/color]

Na only one USB cord don enta ur fone USB port??

She's beautiful no doubt but Kate Henshaw looks yunger!

She is just kissing everybody!!! I hope Seun gets his own kiss later on oh!

FruityLass:
Will infact shock him like high tension wire...

Na all men like sex?

If U as a lady tel Pope DAT one, walahi Pope go show! Go ask Lara how she dey take hook Oshio Baba!

chukwudi44:
Osun state is still under his local amala control. Of course he has no influence in Abuja

I have seen this your 'Amala' term in anoda thread and it always sounds funny to me and a bit tribalistic. lol. True talk tho buh its just funny how Jagaban don turn into normal APC party member.

Can Tinubu still influence anything?? At least from the APC episodes we have been watching since June, he has become a mere party member,lol. Him tink say Northerners be like the Yorubas. The likes of kwankwaso, Atiku, Dogara sef and odaz are gently cutting down the man's influence in the APC.

chukwudi44:
How come no one is going to bourdillon the home of the APC "national leader" and widely acclaimed godfather of all godfathers to lobby for appointments

Dem Northerners don weaken the Old man, lol.

Bodmas06:
Trully the guy resemble Obasanjo

Haba broda! So u mean say Tonto Dick-A marry Gorilla?? lol

The last pic looks like the guy is sampling anoda nyash!!! By their eyes, u shall know dem. Nice couple anyway.

APC!!! U need CHANGE dear!

anonimi:
Ifeanyi Ubah and other sport-preneurs need to lobby for greater deregulation of the football sector so it can be made profitable in a sustainable manner.

We should stop being colonised mentally with all our money paid to support the English premier league etc.
Can anyone imagine how much that can help grow our own home grown teams



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Yes, u are speaking the truth but can the Coach of Ifeanyi Ubah team stop lying to us DAT he is 41??
If Amokachi is 41, then my dad is 26!

Number Bingo

nnachukz:
These kind of soldiers dey even fear boko haram or militants but they get power for civilians side.

Even America still dey fear Osama even as dem talk say dem don kill am.

femiranking28:
he is a legend

Legend kor, Fayrouz ni !!!

MhizDeedy:
Lol is she ugly?

Lol...dem no fine jooor...they just resemble MONEY.lol