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Pls I wud need it too >>> opomaintain@gmail.com ,tanks in advance.

dammytosh:
If a man can come openly on National tv and say "I av never taken a bribe before"

I will give him benefit of doubt until some one comes up with bribery allegation with evidence the way we caught Farouk Lawan on video.

This is where investigative journalism is needed but as usual the lazy folks just collect money from a group of people, sit down and manufacture stories.

We should stop the basterdized mindset of "every body is a thief". That you don't have moral strength does not mean Nobody does.

Oga calm down...u are just Speaking English. We all know the man wasn't telling the truth.

SirWere:
Yeah, don't lie oo................ You only like them cuz of their muscles





and lack of common sense

Are U more sensible??

Elosky20:
YOU MUST ASSUME O BY FIRE, BY FORCE

Looool...U be MFM member??

KONJI can neva have a father.

Elosky20:
On a second thought just
ASSUME and never wish
# armed robbers came to
your house,robbed you and
then gave you a gun to
shoot and kill your wife.
Suddenly you Went on your knees pleading you cant because you love her wholeheartedly.
Then the angry robbers
collected the gun and gave
it to your wife quickly she
collected the gun, pointed
at you and pulled the trigger
fortunately for you there
was no bullet one of the
robbers collected the gun,
laughed and they left .
If you Were to be the man,
be honest after this encounter
what will you do to your
wife and if you are the
woman what will be your
reaction?
Give your answer in
comment

I will stop ASSUMING!

fleshbone:
Why would a defendant not want to get inside the dock?

There were no cameras as journalist were not allowed into the venue from what we learnt! I want to assume he was not afraid of being pictured in the dock and posted on front pages of the dailies again!

At first I was happy Saraki was in the CCT trap but now, I kinda feel for the dude!

He must be going through a lot.

Am sure he would have prefered the administration where STEALING was no CORRUPTION!

No be Nigeria whey two of us dey, nothing go do Saraki. All dese ones na just show. Na the same Saraki go still screen ministers today abi?? Rubbish. Wen we see a serious govt, we wil all know.

ISpiksDaTroof:
I saw your picture, then I remembered you.
ROFLMAOOOOO
You still haven't committed suicide?

This is Dry bro!

Truckpusher:
And your miserable father who is a nobody is the best clown ever.

Hahahahahahaha, u just finished dat Senseless HEdiot!

Kastonkastroll:
I love what zahra buhari is doing. unlike many Nigeria girls who will never let us rest if their father happened to be the president, but this zahra is a simple person and charity works is all she cares about.
The former president's daughter is an example of a typical Nigerian girl, she was so wayward that she got herself pregnant outside wedlock... The Jonathan's were simply a disgrace. From shipopo to that fat kid that looks like dunnut, to gej and to his daughter... Shame.


Zahra, keep up with the good work. Your reward is surely in heaven.

See Hatred!!! U were making sense until u mentioned Jona's daughter, so unfair bro and by the way, she didn't use ur sisterz private part to have sex. Back to the main topic , God Bless Zahra.

This pic is old na, tiwa nyash don yellow. Don't ask me how I found out abeg.

sweetorgasms:
My neibour's husband wants to divorce her because she went to the bar last friday alone without telling him, now even though she just visited to CLEAR HER HEAD and thinking and have fun with some of her friends, the husband has refuse to talk to her for days now because he believes she is cheating on him. "now my question now is this: is there anything wrong for a married woman to visit the bar without her husband? "cc lalasticlala

@ CLEAR HER HEAD, dat got me laffing aswear. Y she no comot her Weavon for house since she WAN CLEAR HER HEAD??

tenderlaw:
It always depends on the commandant on ground. Last set was 6 months. In any case whether they finish or not there should be a Christmas break. However, I believe that this current set will spend d coming Xmas as personnel.

Okay, tanks for ur two cents Sir.

Op I no see PMB and GEJ??

tenderlaw:
With all due respect, this person talking about joint recruitment abi site for military and police/customs does not know what he is talking about. You need to be in d system to realise how laughable that idea sounds.
As for the list, I repeat, the best anybody here can do is to speculate. It will come like a thief in the night. Applicants will be hosted in Onne, so I believe you guys should keep your ears to the ground about when these current NNBTS trainees will have a break because Na their hostels Una go lodge.

Lastly, waiting for a list without preparing will make you like the man that fixed a wedding date without first getting a fiancée.

Bro, pls hOw long does it take the NNBTS guys to train?? Is it 6 or 9 months? Cos I know they resumed on d 18th of May.

darlenese:
Congrattts
But 2m is too small

Hmmmm...make dem give dem Linda house??

Before u react, just make sure U are going to be faithful to ur future wife cos datz gonna be someone else's sister as well. If u aint sure of urself,then free ur InLaw.

Op pls m confused too oh, help me.
Ada is a girl,
Obi is a boy,
Who is AdaObi??

Village girls whey palm wine tappers and hunters don sample finish!

Meaning say ZuleZoo no get wahala be dat...

Bro, I Tink 'U need to get busy, occupy urself with some oda positive tots and try as much as possible to stay away from dose places, try to quit watching porn as well' If dat urge comes, give urself 1000 reasons y u shudnt go dere. If u are adult enuff, get a girlfrnd. Goodluck bro.

Spaco001:
Not true bros ......the names will come out probably first week of next month. Insha Allah

Reliable source or Ur instinct??

Oxmen:
I heard that president Buhari has plan dt all nigeria army force will use d same site for recruitment and u will only have just a chance to choose ur choice btw either police, custom, immigration, civil defence, Navy, air force and Army

This one go hard o...but iTz hard to believe tho.

sunquiyahki:
Why is it taking them this long to shortlist. Is it that complex or they just feeling like dragging it? Its being over 3months.
I just hope they shortlist this month.

I taya ooooh...I pray they shortlist dis month. And its like no one has any info any more.

respect80:
Those who like to show they've travelled a lot
We were going on an excursion from ksu to UI after traveling for a long time some of us began to complain then a course mate who claimed she knew all the villages, towns and cities along that road told us not to worry that in 30mins we shall get to ibadan unfortunately we traveled for 2hrs only to see a sign post with "welcome to ondo boldly written on it then I asked Nife how far on
That was how we changed her name to" Goliath Nife" because her name is actually nifemi

See LiE abeg...Him name suppose be Mr Lai Goliath Elijah Linus Olaitan!

CountDracula:
Number 1 no b lie naw... Na prophecy... Ure prophesying dat u will "dey road"

Lol...meaning say Pastors dey lie on a regular be dat na

Jollyjoy:
Lollll@the biggest lie,the worst lie i have ever heard was told by a president.

Lol... Abeg who be the president??

Beesluv:
On point

Tank U ma... Hope say u no dey for me sha...lol

Sunexy:
Hmm...I avnt lied 2day sha

Lol... U go stil Lie sha............
















U go LIE down sleep today...lol

falconey:
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Aswear to God!!! We dey lie for Africa!! Lol

As Religious as Nigeria maybe, with all the churches, mosques plus shrines even, there are lies we tell unconsciously these days and even the recipient (the person receiving the lie) most times can tel that the giver (the one telling the lie) is lying. But these lies have become normalities cos even the recipient at some time may be a giver at some oda time. Anyway, lemme go straight to these 'Normal' lies;
1) I dey come abeg, I dey road-
This one na number 1 LIE since GSM enter Nigeria.U go dey Apapa dey wait ur guy whey dey stay berger,d guy go wan baff, him go tel u say him dey road, if u tel am say u no dey hear noise, him go say 'the HOLD UP too tight, driver don off motor sef, passengers don sleep' while the idiot stil dey house dey baff...na normal tin now.

2) I no get credit-
This one na norms now, especially guys, if no be Chinenye,Bimbo,Fatimah or Ekaite give dem missed call, dem go HARDLY call back.
Me (on phone): Guy hw far na?
My Guy : I dey bro, idiot pikin, this one whey
U remember me today...
Me. : Ur papa! , u no see my missed
Calls abi...(Laffing)
My Guy. : hahahahahahaha...baba no vex joor
I see am but 'I NO GET CREDIT' and
the small one whey bin dey na
Mercy I bin use am call, no vex jare,
As u no get booobs na...lol
Me. : Ur papa...woman rapper, later joor,
I NO GET CREDIT o! Lol.


3)NETWORK sef!
All my guys whey dey owe people like the last administration...lol. U know wot m abt to talk abt.
That year for skool whey u go collect like 3k from
Ur guy to pay in two weeks' time, wen the guy start dey call, after like 18 missed calls(Anoda Lie...lol) U go finally pick , u go con give am lie #2 (I no get cred to call back). Immediately the guy just says 'hw far my money?', na only u go just start dey form 'eh, eh, u say?, I no hear, eh, THIS NETWORK eh!!!' ...then stylishly cut the call.

4) U just dey chop ur money , u don fat up oh...-
This one dey vex me sometimes sef, na so last month I see one of my guys, as I slim like dis with my 64kg body, na him d guy just start dey wash him mama. 'Guyyyyyyy!!! See as U freshhhhh mehn!!! U JUST DEY CHOP UR MONEY, U DON FAT UP gan!!!'
I just give the guy Ariel,Bucket and water make him dey wash him papa dey go...lol

5) I tel u say na five abi?? Dats anoda Lie.Aswear I wil neva tel anoda Lie. No vex abeg...na only four. I go add anoda one later...dats anoda Lie!!! Lol.
Abeg make una add una own abeg...the moral of this story is We can become woteva we wanna be even by lying like someone I admire so much in recent times...Alhaji LIE Moh'd...Just a Joke abeg...was kinda bored today and EPL no sweet me as Ighalo no score and Klopp no win.