₦airaland Forum

MinorityTribe:
Please if you experience such again don't come and open a tread on Nairaland. Please don't. Everybody on Nairaland believes MMM has crashed and it is better that way, We don't need too many attention or unserious people in the system. A few thousand serious people is enough to maintain the system. You can contact support with a screenshot of your confirm mavro and it would be released to you or just wait it out. That's a new system put in place to prevent GH from Exceeding PH. Try getting help at strategic time like 1am[b]. I GH some parts of my 2016 mavro recently and i have already PH[/b]. From time to time you may experience "Total Daily limit exceeded" even in 2017 mavro.

Pls like in how much range can u PH?

Third class: Empty barrels make the loudest noise.

veave:
OK how do I reach you?

You can YIM me lets talk.

oshiosense:
Why Karu only?

Karu was adjudged to be cleanest satellite town in abuja by El Rufai wen he went there.

veave:
It's the price and proximity to the road I'm checking.

I have just the right place for you. Its in karu site, behind Salmat superstore. The former occupant just pack out last week. Let me know if u are interested. Note: I'm not an agent!

Its long overdue!
Good development.

I also got this yesterday and I don't remember applying.

You are invited for a Recruitment Exercise on Monday 22/8/2016 at MDX NIG. LIMITED by 9a.m at 82 Adeniyi Jones, koko bus-stop, Ikeja.BT/CH125

Isnt it better we scrap National Assembly from our constitution.
Of what use is this House to this country.... What do they actually do there?

Bunch of shameless beings. I wonder why we cant have the likes of Trump to chase 'em back to their dungeons.

Thej:
OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUHARI by Com. Deji OLA
Rankadede sir,
Trust you are enjoying your stay in UK. I wouldn't like to bore you with my letter, I will be highly meticulous, I mean I will be laconic. Sir, I am not among zombies but one of your admirers. Though we share different political ideology. Sir, while you are away, could you believe Vice president Yemi Osibanjo and Minister of petroleum Kachukwu made ill-decision. He just announced officially that subsidy has been removed which in turn increased the price of Petroleum Motor Spirit (PMS). Its important to point out here that, this was among some of the reasons while former president GEJ was crucified in 2012. Please sir, my fear now is that I have made some commitments that, on your arrival, you will definitely reverse this anti-mass decision. Sir, kindly return to Nigeria because its essential to fix the fixable burning issues. Wishing you safe trip down here. Long live Nigeria, long live president buhari. Lest I forget sir, I want to ask u upon arrival, could you still make the comment you made then in 2012 that, fuel subsidy is a scam that you don't know the meaning? Thank you sir.

I guess he finally knows the meaning of the dam.n word now.
He'll have to take back most of his words.

Buhari & APC gradually realizing that to talk is very cheap.
They never expected to win the election hence their making decisions randomly as it comes.
I wonder if they actually have blueprints to pilot this country. SMH

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]For a whooping 45 seconds? Are you kidding me?[/color]

lol...

He would av try to make it 60sec shikena!

How can one unroot. I want out.

Sophia: Something wit people bearing that name. smh!

President Goodluck Jonathan & Attahiru Jega - Men of the Year.

Orubebe - Fool of the Year.

BUHARI = ISIS .

He would have voted himself out of the race if Nigeria were to be a developed country. What kind of impression is he showing to people whose votes he is clamouring for wen he carefully and consistently skip any debates.

He should know that getting to be a president of a country isn't a child's play and definitely not an easy ride.

Kudos to PDP.

Old men! Give young dudes the chance abeg.

ArchEnemy:
the Guy who took this first shot though

Yeah... Like he knew the man was definitely gonna fall down. Lol.

This Amaechi of a man is too desperate. His desperation is making him say things recklessly.

Tekzyflex:
8inches is it too big or small? Wetin girls una want sef?

They want horse size.

How would you know if its big or small without you first smashing it.

That's what buhari asked him to say.

End time things.

He doesn't respect other people's religion but he expects you to extol his religion. God is really a patient God.

That means a lot of things were not done accordingly in the past. Everything is gradually being exposed now.

clevvermind:
illiteracy at work.

Hahaha....
Its a replica of how Nigeria will be if he eventually climbs that sit. Abo.ki na abo.ki. No matter how you force him to wear a suit.

Lol. This is actually very funny. Coming from someone vying for the highest post in this country. No wonder this man's jobless for years. How do you search for job or go for interviews without original copies of your certificate for sighting by the panels. This man is a bunch of embarrassment.

Well I don't argue religion cos I don't know much about it.But i know its between him and God.

Its pretty obvious he's gone political.

Rapture will most definitely start in Nigeria cos there are so much evil in the land. How does gate fees stop once-in-a-year-goers from coming. Between the regulars and first timer, who would be in a position to pay? SMH.