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Nigeria is divided into north and south, the north has 19 States

chuksbogus2001:
Thats not palm tree villagers

you would call this golden Palm

More

In view to promote agriculture, Enugu roundabout is now having a new look with high yielding Palm trees planted on roundabout as it can be seen at the busy 9thMile roundabout. Buruburu is working...... Truly Enugu is in the hand of God

Lalasticlala

Englishisamust:
I just blew my 10 dollars account, I'm quitting Forex, this people are just lying to us. No one is making money in this industry. Money wey I suffer before I get I don blow aam. Have not seen anyone that can give you proof that is making money in this business. Most of them make money selling courses. I backtested the strategy I use for a months and I still blew the account I'm tired of this business.

Op only $10 you are complaining, I blew $1850 before understanding forex

Nameme:
Hi Nairalanders, i created this account for this purpose.money was transfered to my account some days ago from someone I don't know. And since then no one has called me as regards to the transfer. I just need someone to let me know how I could return the money to the owner.

Sounds like a "Miracle alert" I heard a Pastor preaching about

slimanyd:
U dey mind that olodo. There is a trader I do copy his trade for FX, The guy makes 20% profit of my capital within 3days of copying his trades. Yet some mofos go turn themselves to prophet of dooms on nairaland.

Pls help me to also copy his trade, ur contact pls

This is a new structure for new investors who are willing to invest with MBA trading ltd because of the complaints from investors during role over after 6months. PH office have started today, Asaba office are starting by tomorrow. Personally as an MBA investor I love this development

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
All this na long story

Nigeria artist dey sing nonsense...na rubbish them dey sing. No talent... nothing nothing
We don't need hit song. We need good songs
Them need to learn more especially that frogged Voice called Davido....
No need for them to follow those your formulas
Make them settle down listen to artist like
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello

If to say na woman you be I for just marry you straight, cuz I'm convinced I would be hearing good music at home, not all this weed inspired nonsense called songs. Those are my favorite artists, I would love to have your Current play list
pls

NextD18:
You might have done something good for the said niece, but you psychologically grew suspicious looks for yourself before your wife.

Imagine your friend buying G-string for your wife or your colleague buying bra for your 15 years old daughter. How will you feel? It is very wrong to do the right things the wrong way.

And if I may ask, how did you know her boobs and ass sizes before buying her underwears?

Pls OP caringfather
There's a question at the end of this comment, can you give us an answer?

SamOyovwi:
Respond to our arms men with respect. Many Nigerians don't know how to talk to them. Why commit suicide in the name of depression based on an ill treament Na only you dey face challenges like that for Nigeria This guy is going straight to hell for this

Did you even spend a little of ur time to read his story?
Do you know what it means to trade forex for clients?
Do you know the value of being in negative trade of $20,000 because he was refused access to terminate the trade?
Do you know what it means for people to be threatening you because you are owing them what you can't pay?
Just think about this.

Elimon:
Atang ata Ndisime!

Eyeneka tang ke iko Mbakara yak akop

One Malaria patient, you mean

marylandcakes:
My neighbours cat keeps bullying my cat what should I do?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDAxluryaQ

This why I love cats Op tell me you aren't enjoying the footage

Rema123:
With the recent outbreak of Corona virus in Nigeria that has affected many, and caused lockdown on 3 states namely lagos, ogun and fct.
Many businesses and companies shutdown which has caused many homes to lack....................... My brother and sister same way you dey expect na so me toooo ooo Las Las we go dey alright
APRIL FOOL

All this is because Professor Francis Otunta came from a polytechnic to become the VC on merit through an Open debate and assessment of academic status and achievement, as a professor of mathematics, he is always ahead of any internal gang up and nothing can stop him from achieving more not even this propaganda.

Op go for this

andy4d2ofus:
In 1999, a young immigrant from Guinea just got back from work and decided to chill on the staircase of his apartment in NY, maybe to “collect breeze”. This was in broad daylight.
A an unmarked police vehicle with 4 plain-cloth officers slowly turns the corner past his house, on patrol. The young man sees them, being black, decides “I no want police wahala”. So he withdraws into his hallway.
The police wonder why he saw them and found his square root. So they stop and 2 of them follow him into the building. He sees them coming after him and they order him to stop. In fear he takes off on the staircase towards his apartment.
Police is after him shouting at him to stop, guns drawn - he reached for his pocket (to get his door key)
That was his fatal error. The police officer closest to him starts firing. The shock of how abruptly the shooting started threw the 2nd police officer down the stairs.But he is also firing as he is falling down.
His fall made the 3rd and 4th officers think he was hit. So they start shooting too. The young immigrant collapsed in front of his door and they ceased fire. By the time the count was done - Amadou Diallo from Guinea was hit 19 times from 41 shots fired.
They said they thought he was reaching for a gun. All they found was his wallet. They followed him into the house because they said he looked like a rape suspect from the year before.
The officers were tried for murder and found not guilty.
Diallo’s family got a settlement of $3m.

Op forget this story, this is just what happened

id911:
Better don't let that beautiful lady experience what that useless club has been experiencing over the years

the best husband to marry is an arsenal fan, no matter who you are, ur marriage is always intact. They are patient while expecting an issue with their spouses, male child or not, they are always ok and trusting on God as the giver of all things at his appointed time. Dear ladies always go for an Arsenal fan when ever you have options.

And in my Kwontri a dog was named after Someone and instead of appreciating the gesture, the owner was arrested

Spanishmilf:
How old are they?

7months

IamAnderson:
lol if it were Roscoe I wouldn't even know what happened unless he remains half and hides it at one corner

These one's are still learning o, last night I didn't sleep as they were backing at nothing but just to tell me they can bark

Argue with your axle o

IamAnderson:
see, I told you with time they'll pick up, it always happens like this with these kind of complaints
another thing, the shoe eating is because of boredom, keeping puppies chained all day leaves them with a lot of pent up energy which drives them to mischief once they're free.

try to play with them more often and take them on walks, you can also get a ball for them to chase around with time they'll stop it.

Thanks much Bro

But I Still fell for them today and yet another footwear is gone

IamAnderson:
they are 7 month old puppies what are you expecting?
so because your dogs aren't active security dogs at 7 months you want to kill them?
are you okay?
if you like be taking advice from people commenting that they had dogs like that and they sold them to be eaten, most of them saying that have never had dogs before, they just want few nairaland likes.
your dogs are puppies

Thanks for your advise Bro, they made me happy yesterday, I came back to see this creature and the security guy told me he released them from the leashes because he was going to the market only to meet them seriously barking and leaving this behind. I suspect this creature to have crawled in through a space underneath the gate.
With this Buster and Alvin are good Boys.