KingRex1:
tosyne2much na this thread u been dey tok about?

I c una convo that time, e b lik say na d thread ooo

MizTyna:


I mean I see some posts and I just wonder. Lots of small minded people walking around. And we wonder why we still have our grandfathers ruling us


And they make frontpage too! That alone says something about the people running this forum. Most times I just keep quiet. Commenting on every post that gets my goats, stupid or myopic is a waste of my valuable time

there is nothing wrong with the post, na u know wetin dey vex u ooo

Emzyme:
tosyne.2much buh y u no write this thing since ...u for don help me nd vizkiz life ooo

I forget ni ooo baba

KingRex1:
I see. The post make me remember wen a friend come my haus.. Na so the babe been check my fone dy tell me say 'tank God you dnt have porn'. mumu me they feel good.

Na later after she comot i con dey wish say i been gt for fone.

But egbon this ur post neva prove say u neva sample that stuff

I never sample am b4 oooo

repogirl:
SMH. I wonder how the OP knows all this, though the was a virgin that time?

I'm still one

jubrealguy:
I c una convo that time, e b lik say na d thread ooo

U see am ba.. Tosyne go jus dey lie anyhow

PinkBarbie:
Long story! Cuddle him and gently rub your hands around the D region.

I didn't say that. My account was hacked!

Oh my God!. NNE you need JESUS

kizyalex10:
lol really?all dese re based on his personal experience nd maybe few opinion

You are ryt bros

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

You must really like ROUGH play.



Owkkkk, so that fine female thief that dragged my phone and threw me a pillow before running away wanted it. Demn! I should 'v known. Lol!

Who get time for signs. You come my house I straff you short and simple. Abi wetin remain

.

My gf is honest, straightforward and does not have time for all this babyish styles. Whenever she's in de mood she just say "hey boo let's get down" I think I prefer such people to hypocrites. Pls shy ladies no hate intended.‎

jubrealguy:
I c una convo that time, e b lik say na d thread ooo

na the thread ooo baba

Ladies lure guys to bed?
Really? I thought it was the other way round.

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

[/b]

Kai

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

[/b]

Hilarious...
No think am too much. Your own na small wan for where my own dey...

dammmy:
When she claim to be feeling Sleeping all of a sudden...

one don use am for me before and i let it pass but it never happen again.

craigj:
My own be say I dey get such advances at times but naah interest be another thing. Men, e get one wey happen then for school, choii!! This babe fine, tall and set all angles. Then we just enter school and I no say if this one settle even before we reach middle semester all the experienced guys(older students wey they ahead) go tear am.. Na so the babe come my room then oo for morning, I was preparing to leave for class (e be like say I get quiz that morning). I done wear my jeans, singlet.. As she enter I think say maybe she just dey pass through make she just say hello naah so she just lie down ontop bed start gist oo, I say bobs this is unusual naah so she ask question, are you going out? I ignore we come just dey flow she ask am again since she notice say I dey put on my socks. For my mind I say this kind question no be for here.. Na him I answer am say noo say I just dey try look if the black socks wey I put on blend with the jeans by that time I done forget quiz oo.. I look the babe as she lie down I notice say she no wear pants although nah jeans she wear.. O'boi no time naah.. After that morning there was a rematch that night again.. I made sure say I no carry over that meat oo!!

badest

2,5,7,8,10 are so relatable cause it happened to moi
11. I hope u cooked dinner I am hungry...

iambibi:
Alryt.. Mine was gr8..

Everyone is singing your praises...what did you write?

Am interested too.

martineverest:
bros, ur face scarce for nairaland

bros.na true u tok o. I been no dy online since january. Hw u na

joshuaidibia:
bros.na true u tok o. I been no dy online since january. Hw u na

Wetin happen na.? They suspended u?

chibwike:
Everyone is singing your praises...what did you write?

Am interested too.

.. Write kwa? What did you see

iambibi:
.. Write kwa? What did you see

Was just curious though.

Nothing much.

You can visit the wooing challenge thread...if you are interested.

Its happening now.

Oga tosyn2much, e be like sey you go need compile a list on how to know when a lady is tryna get you on Nairaland, seems some dude needs a 10 lists right about now!!!.

tosyne2much:
na the thread ooo baba

na nice thread baba

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

[/b]

damnnn! use your dick for once na

in 2baba's voice ***** girl I know you came here with your eyes wide open, that's how I know you are not shaking that booty for nothing, it's written all over you say you want to carry go****

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

Aggressive...

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

Aggressive...

Not romantic I must say..

Mzpecs.. Tell us what's best in this scenario please..

I too stupid.. I invited these gorgeous babe over.. she came one thing led to another we started cuddling and kissing.. She was a virgin I was about inserting the thing inside she told me "am not ready for this". I jes form gentleman put my thing inside my boxers.