Flashh:

For weytin na? I wan buy all the ladies for una village?

BTW... Where are you from?

Mmaspecial:
My husband is such a superman.
Didn't make much demand while I was pregnant with my cutie boo..but my husband was always at it. Stocking the bedside with all kinds of fruits every night. Always asked me if there was something I would like to eat. Washed all my clothes even clean my shoes for work.
Oh My God! I didn't even feel I was pregnant till I pumped out my prince.
You can't believe, even after my delivery, he was the one who pressed hot water on my stomach. Thanks to him my tommy is so flat now.
I will forever love him for such care.

Point is this: Whatever you can do to ease your wife the joyful stress of being pregnant, do it hurrily with all your heart. Whether it means waking up late night to pound foo-foo and prepare onugbu soup. QED

prince3009:
My boo did not disturb me with incessant demands when she was pregnant. The only good "disturbance" i witnessed during the duration of her pregnancy was lovemaking almost every night! Her urge for sex drive went on overdrive!

johnydon22:
it is not easy to be nurturing and carrying the entire being of another human and so the female should be respected and adored for such stupendous task and beautiful wonder.

I'd get her anything she asks for at anytime as long as it is possible even stay awake to make sure she's comfortable while sleeping..

HateU2:
my own will be salad, I know

csiworksnig:
My husband was very caring while I was pregnant.. He washed my clothes, cooked at times and took care of all the house chores on weekends wen he is not at work. Funny. I talk so late in the night till like 2 am cos I could nt always sleep, he listens and the dozes off.. I woke him up at midnyte told him to please get me water from the kitchen, he gladly did those things. Now my baby is five months old now and I dare nt wake him up to get me water!!!.

mymoneygrows:


God bless u sir. If not for one thing... i for propose now

Sayelabola:


I just hope some kids on Nairaland won't find your comment and read a folly meaning to it?

TundeEinstein:
I own a very large poultry... Oya Will you marry me??

Galacious1:
Na so my uncle's pregnant wife told him she wanted agbalumo at 11pm. Uncle tried waking me up that night I refused to wake up. Agbalumo ko dagbalamu ni

Henycymama:


Lolz, funny

u never see where they will want to eat corn wey we never reach corn season ooo

it is seriously not easy for them oo

Galacious1:
No be una gender

Sayelabola:


Salad or, salad ni.

Why don't you request for "donkunu" ?

Galacious1:
Na so my uncle's pregnant wife told him she wanted agbalumo at 11pm. Uncle tried waking me up that night I refused to wake up. Agbalumo ko dagbalamu ni

Nelkoko:
Dat 1 better na...... Me wey wake up 3am dey roast yam

brownemmanuel43:
tai if na me u go cry tire, when am enjoying my sleep u wan disturb me say someting dey hungry, dat ting go hungry till Jesus come. Man no go rest bcs u carry belle. I will only be her house boy if na jesus she wan born if not, forget am

orlarbissy:
Funny you

HateU2:
Amebo, 'donkunu' ko 'dansaki' ni

Julietcutie:

Abia state

Qualer:



every request was a hit back to back... if it is pregnancy you want, come and collect it!

HateU2:

Where is he






In case u don't know, it's Don Jazzy o

ColinAdua:
Just passing........

Dr's power in the tongue.out of d abundant of mout so does d mouth speaketh.
Am so happy this nonsense isn't gonna happen to me!

Thank God, am SINGLE, unmarried and WILL NEVER MARRY.

So, no one is gonna disturb me or bother me!



******* Runs for cover ********

askibee:







Me am even richer Dan don jazzy just dat am in d making,so will u rather settle for less?