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Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 1:50am On May 23, 2016
Breaking someone's heart is not always a bad thing as sometimes its actually a good thing. This has some advantages:

- It sets you free of any emotional struggle. It's difficult to tell your bae that you are crushing on someone else especially when bae is too good but not good enough. This emotional struggle to choose between bae and crush can be put to an end by breaking bae's heart thus erasing him/her from the equation setting the path for crush to come in.

- It releases your other side. My elders once told me that everyone has an 'other' side. A.k.a a bad side. The side that just wants to do bad things. (Personally I enjoy it). So keeping your bad side under lock and key can be frustrating and unhealthy. You have to set it free. By doing something bad such as breaking your bae's heart.

- It makes you happy. When you break someone's heart, yeah you might feel guilty but deep down, you like it Coz the person who was a pain in d ass would be long gone.

That being said, you should know how to go about breaking hearts. Let's review

1.) Lying :- This works on ladies. As a guy, when you lie to your girlfriend or even your wife, it crumbles a wall in her. Ladies don't like lies especially from bae. So the best way to break her heart, lie to her and make her find out easily that you lied. That is even more annoying.

2.) Cheating:- This works on both gender. Although, it might have little effect on a guy who never cared though. But in most cases, it hurts all the same. Simply ignore the bae and go fvck your crush! And leave evidences that you did. Let bae find out easy and fast. Bae would break. Yeah insults would fly around but insults are words.. just words

3.) Sudden Breakup:- Wake up in the morning, tell bae it's over. Just like that! No reason. No explanation. Nothing. Just end it and walk away. What hurts bae wouldn't be that you left but you left without reason. Bae would begin to think you never even loved him/her or you were just using him/her. That deep thought would develop into a depression and then heart break.

4.) Flirt with others:- Flirting isn't cheating! Make no mistake. Flirt with friends of bae in front of bae. That explains it self.

5.) Spread the good news about bae's filth. Does bae have a very small pen!s smaller than that of a rabbit? If so, spread the word to his potential future babes. And also his potential 'boys' who call him 'boss'. And if bae's puss.y stinks like rotten dog crap, spread the good news to the potential future boyfriends and magas. Bae would be crushed.

6.) Compare bae with your ex! Make your ex better than bae.

7.) Support another guy/girl in an arguement against bae. Make sure bae looses.

8.) DENY BAE'S PROPOSAL!

So if you are looking to make your partner pay for their sins. The above can get you started.

Disclaimer:- The above is not an actual representation of my personality in fiction or in reality. The above is simply for information dissemination only.

In my next thread I'd explain how to make useless, the future and career of your partner and place his name on poverty.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 1:51am On May 23, 2016
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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Nobody: 1:54am On May 23, 2016
Who gave you this lecturing job BTW?
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Nobody: 1:56am On May 23, 2016
Is this sarcasm or real shii because bae, people don't need your advice to fvck things up in the first place undecided
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 1:59am On May 23, 2016
skarlett:
Is this sarcasm or real shii because bae, people don't need your advice to fvck things up in the first place undecided

People do. People pay me to teach them how to do bad things. When you think you are fvcking things up, you only fvcking yourself. So you need advice from those who have eaten, fvcked, and destroyed things.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by BoiledHead(m): 2:00am On May 23, 2016
This op is evil. You are wicked. I wonder what you are in reality. All your threads are just plain evil and unfair BS.

It's your type that lead terrorists.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by falconey(m): 2:01am On May 23, 2016
I can't wait for the next thread.......
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by MUVA(m): 2:03am On May 23, 2016
Why the fvck am I still awake
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:04am On May 23, 2016
BoiledHead:
This op is evil. You are wicked. I wonder what you are in reality. All your threads are just plain evil and unfair BS.

It's your type that lead terrorists.

Yes I am wicked. But definitely not evil. Evil is a big word and I'm not.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by falconey(m): 2:05am On May 23, 2016
by the time op and her calibre are done with their men , the only thing that will get hard in their body will be the nippl£s
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:05am On May 23, 2016
MUVA:
Why the fvck am I still awake

Do this to fall asleep,

Take ice and massage your pen!s with it. Then wrap your balls with more blocks of ice and watch porn to have boner in the ice.

Sleep all the way
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Nobody: 2:07am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:


People do. People pay me to teach them how to do bad things. When you think you are fvcking things up, you only fvcking yourself. So you need advice from those who have eaten, fvcked, and destroyed things.

I see undecided
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by MUVA(m): 2:09am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:


Do this to fall asleep,

Take ice and massage your pen!s with it. Then wrap your balls with more blocks of ice and watch porn to have boner in the ice.

Sleep all the way


Technically, I can't have a bonner on ice cos its cold. Frost makes blood congeal rather than flow so its impossible.


NEXT!!

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Nobody: 2:12am On May 23, 2016
All i know is .........




It is better to be hurt..



Nothing justifies breaking another person's heart even if it is for the best reasons in the world.



That guilt will always be there sad
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:13am On May 23, 2016
MUVA:



Technically, I can't have a bonner on ice cos its cold. Frost makes blood congeal rather than flow so its impossible.


NEXT!!

Give it a try. And come back to me to repeat your comment. undecided

You won't even be able to pick the porn in the first place. When your manhood is at 1 degree. The sensation that would grip through your thighs right from your scrotal sacks down to your legs would demobilise yo and place you flat on the ground and in 5 minutes you would begin to experience pain around your waist and a stiff sensation around your legs.

You'd be paralysed in 30 minutes

Ask our local village heads who use it as sentence for rapist in our towns. They will tell you more.

Next!

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by MUVA(m): 2:19am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:


Give it a try. And come back to me to repeat your comment. undecided

You won't even be able to pick the porn in the first place. When your manhood is at 1 degree. The sensation that would grip through your thighs right from your scrotal sacks down to your legs would demobilise yo and place you flat on the ground and in 5 minutes you would begin to experience pain around your waist and a stiff sensation around your legs.

Now, why will I remain in excruciating pain in a bid to fall asleep? I wasn't blind when I skipped that part, Professor Dumbledor. tongue



Oh, so rape is rampant where you're from?




And they wonder why you're so bitter... grin

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by ireneony(f): 2:23am On May 23, 2016
Some people claim to work in a corporate firm (lai microbiologist) yet they're still awake by this time grin
Those knights must really be retards grin

who dash monkey banana


Amber rose I see u #muvaemojie
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:23am On May 23, 2016
MUVA:


Now, why will I remain in excruciating pain in a bid to fall asleep? I wasn't blind when I skipped that part, Professor Dumbledor. tongue



Oh, so rape is rampant where you're from?




And they wonder why you're so bitter... grin

Rape is everywhere. It's more in Nigeria
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:24am On May 23, 2016
ireneony:
Some people claim to work in a corporate firm (lai microbiologist) yet they're still awake by this time grin
Those knights must really be retards grin

who dash monkey banana


Amber rose I see u #muvaemojie

What does your comment have to do with my post?

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Nobody: 2:25am On May 23, 2016
ireneony:
Some people claim to work in a corporate firm (lai microbiologist) yet they're still awake by this time grin
Those knights must really be retards grin

who dash monkey banana


Amber rose I see u #muvaemojie

You don't have sense. Just want to derail thread. Jobless woman.

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by ireneony(f): 2:25am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:


What does your comment have to do with my post?

well the slowpoke knows himself
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:27am On May 23, 2016
ireneony:
well the slowpoke knows himself

I'm still confused.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by MUVA(m): 2:28am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:

Rape is everywhere. It's more in Nigeria
We aren't the ones who take rapist dismantling classes are we? gringrin


So much for being "more" grin

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:29am On May 23, 2016
MUVA:


We aren't the ones who take rapist dismantling classes are we? gringrin



So much for being "more" grin

No. You don't because you are all rapists. Would a rapist learn how to destroy a rapist? No.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by ireneony(f): 2:30am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:


I'm still confused.
u won't understand grin

back to your topic#
why do you have this mindset?
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by MUVA(m): 2:32am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:


No. You don't because you are all rapists. Would a rapist learn how to destroy a rapist? No.

Well, since you can spot rapists every where you go then its safe to say you've been a victim one too many times cheesy

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by MUVA(m): 2:33am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:

I'm still confused.
Her pusssy keeps pulsating each time she see's my moniker. Ignore her grin

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:33am On May 23, 2016
ireneony:
u won't understand grin

back to your topic#
why do you have this mindset?

I am an explorer. I do things just for the fun of it. Just to know what happens next. I hurt people just to know their reaction. I make babies cry just to see how their tears roll. So do i make people happy too just to see how they smile.

I am all in one. Although I'm enjoy doing negative things. What's bad is obviously good.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by ireneony(f): 2:35am On May 23, 2016
Vinshu:


I am an explorer. I do things just for the fun of it. Just to know what happens next. I hurt people just to know their reaction. I make babies cry just to see how their tears roll. So do i make people happy too just to see how they smile.

I am all in one. Although I'm enjoy doing negative things. What's bad is obviously good.
have you ever heard of the word "karma"
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Vinshu(f): 2:41am On May 23, 2016
ireneony:
have you ever heard of the word "karma"

Karma is a myth. There is no such thing. People only made it to make people scared of doing bad things

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Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Nobody: 2:43am On May 23, 2016
Do what you won't regret karma is a bitch.
Re: Breaking the heart of your significant other by Nobody: 3:00am On May 23, 2016
What ppol can't accept is they're doing these exactly but theyre in denial stage.. trying to say "no no..I can't/don't do that" but actually doing it exactly what's on this thread...

Or maybe we can simply call them hypocrites cool


Smellinganus what's Ur take on this? grin

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