Timothychima:
Fada of my unborn children n my head was lyk boom!!!... All na wash ....

My ex can lie for Africa, we took jamb 2geda she left me wen she gains admission n i didnt but story don change, d most annoying part is dat I neva have canal knowledge of her dat was wen i was still gud chaii she go dey see me see jew man wey no shine her puna...

hahahahaha,bro you funi o

"you make me a complete man"
-current boyfriend

I felt so emotional that day, ladies the best thing you can do for yourself is to find a man that values you, words alone can't explain the benefits... he'll treat you like a Queen, I swear... leave all these small boys ranting nonsense, real men are still out there but ensure you are a real woman in order to attract him

I love my boo scatter

She cald me ironman after a hot round of sex

You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that is the least interesting thing about you