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wat a boring post

seriously op, u think som1 would read all that

iLegend:

Hahaha.

lols... troublemaker... lets strt frm dere

poo and garbage *bleeps out of thread*

funny

iLegend:


What has Séun done to you? In collect ya bae?

its supposed to be him and his f*cking mods... craze dey worry all of dem

iLegend:


Hahaha. Forgive 'em sha. Those are the bad emotions I talked about. They're dudes, else you would've converted 'em to ya GTB account.

abi na.., in order to pacify me though I'll have to sample all the babes on Nairaland cause I don vex

Hmmm.. Let me register and see how things turn out cos I know ilegend to be a very trouble loving guy.

Hmmm.. Let me register and see how things turn out cos I know ilegend to be a very trouble loving guy. And what do you mean "having negative emotions?" Can you throw more light please?

iLegend:


Vex still dey reign? Most of the girls I see nowadays na bra them talk say dey reign o!

Abeg make I follow you sample, my new name na Stereoman. Tag me along o!

hahahaha... oga like you, I dey your back... sample remain for me

iLegend:


Lemme call NEPA office first. I can't just throw light anyhow; what if current shock you? Dem go say na one trouble maker called iLegend na im throw the wire. Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! How many times did I hmm you?

3 hmm s. You are really trying hard to get me to laugh. But I think it worked.
By the way which Nepa are you calling? The one capable of bringing light or those miscreants. Don't be surprised they will end up throwing water from kainji dam cos last I checked light doesn't emanate from there no more.
Hope you carry your trouble go church today?

iLegend:


Hmm! You've got a great punchline @highlighted. I can't remember when last I heard that. It's natural sha. I just control how often I use it. Too much of anything is bad.

I'm a Hindu for now, and sometimes I switch to Buddhism. We use bananas, biscuits, lollipop and all those sweet edibles for worship. Provide the above and you've won yourself a ticket to invite and convert me. So, are you inviting me next time?

Nah. I'm not gonna consider that at all. We don't use those aforementioned for worship. May be I should try using other means "necessary" to convert you. So wat "ticks" your "tock" . As in wat makes you tick aside from bananas and lollipops?

iLegend:


No nah! U read half u come back 'morrow and complete. Take one step at time.

Learned to type at 6 or 8 with a typewriting machine, so I when I want to draft a short post I won't know when I'll become too long. I'll cut some of my fingers sha. They're just too fast for my liking. And my auto-correct is always leading me astray.

How was your day? Una get light?

lol, even ur mention is too long to read sef..
light? since when

iLegend:


Three things make me tick 1. Kissing without without sex (I'm waiting till marriage) 2. Someone picking me up with a Ferrari 3. Dating a pastor's only daughter. Choose the ones you can offer.

Haha.I reserve my comments on this. You knw what, I give up on winning souls.

iLegend:


You know what? God won't be happy with you for giving up. Anyways, thanks for your effort.

Keep safe.

Cheers!