unapapadeycraze:
Let's say laveda. Just walk up to her and say "hae darling, i love you, jekalodorawa." I.e "let's go and fvck ourselves." She would instantly follow you. Don't be shy, say it confidently.

Paramount01:
Hello friends,I am John by name a corper serving currently in so...... Don't be surprised with my topic I mean it I don't know how to toast a girl and is not my fault is the fault of my parents who Always want me to be serious in my school to make first class but is now time I need a girl in my life but I don't know how to talk to her please help me. How will I start a conversation with a girl we never talk before

unapapadeycraze:
Let's say laveda. Just walk up to her and say "hae darling, i love you, jekalodorawa." I.e "let's go and fvck ourselves." She would instantly follow you. Don't be shy, say it confidently.

Una papa dey craze true true..... Why evils na

LordScent:






Una papa dey craze true true..... Why evils na

Starlet50:
Baba na u ooo

Paramount01:
Hello friends,I am John by name a corper serving currently in so...... Don't be surprised with my topic I mean it I don't know how to toast a girl and is not my fault is the fault of my parents who Always want me to be serious in my school to make first class but is now time I need a girl in my life but I don't know how to talk to her please help me. How will I start a conversation with a girl we never talk before

unapapadeycraze:




against the op or laveda?.

LordScent:




Ughhhhhhhh complete evilz.






Emperorlee must hear this !

EmperorLee:


Ko ju maribi

lagosflexcamp:
Ok you know when you see that girl you like, summon some courage and chat her up. You chatting should go like this:

You : hello babe

Babe : hi

You : You are looking gorgeous.

Babe : Thank you (but u know some naija girls sha, dey go like to feel for you. So u should be expecting sum cold reply also)

You : my name is Paramount and I just wanted to compliment your gorgeousness, couldn't just keep it to myself.


She might tell you thank u or simply shun you. If you get a thank you, then your work has been made easy. Don't start with the can I have your number shit, or compliment her beauty further. That's when u ask her of her name. Trust me when she tells u her name, she has invited you to converse with her and any other conversation will be easy with her, so long as she told u her name.


I wanna tell you more buh mehn typing long epistles no be my tin

Suzan404 my nairaland iyawo I bin dey eye dey do shakara for me

lmao......who's your nairaland iyawoyou don pay my bride price

Cutezt:
Lol, Bro, This Is Actually Hilarious, Kikikiki, I Aint An Expert Either, I Am Just Lucky To Have Em Tripping, Making It Easy For Me, Sorry, I Cant Help.

Boring:
did u make the first class, if so job well done..
op wen u met a girl u like, just show her ur dickk tell her dats wat u have to offer let her take it or leave it..easy pezzy
also maybe try to lower ur standard in girls u talk to..say u are a guy with a rating of of 6 out of 10 try gaming girls in the range of 5 below it gives u confidence.... hehehhe..true talk tho..
finally if u cant fvck two or more girls during ur youth service den sorry to u say dis but na to wait for ur parent to give u girl on ur wedding nite..

Starlet50:

Baba na u ooo

LordScent:

Oga two shots of alomo will do the trick. Thank me later my guy

Dannidom:
walk up to the girl you admire with your penses off your pants in full swing motion with tongue out in lip -licking stupid smile
with the rush of a hungry lion take hold of her breast and try to suck the two goodies
the Lord is your strength!!!

blackbartee:


Got me cracked up

colik:


As always

colik:
It's easy...

Just get a toaster,two slices of bread,butter,sardine,tomatoes,onions and a willing female.

DrinkWater10:
You must be a very smart girl.

colik:



Don't be deceived.....I can be quite foolish.

colik:



Don't be deceived.....I can be quite foolish.

Boring:


I like dem quite foolish...foolish is the new sexy

DrinkWater10:

And you had to spam my mentions in the guise of writing a reply to my penultimate post?

colik:


I'm sorry....what?!

Drink.Water10 :
And you had to spam my mentions in the guise of writing a reply to my penultimate post?

DrinkWater10:


Now that you have been granted the privilege to go through it once again, utilize it by reading it by reading it out loud.

colik:



I have...
Pardon my ignorance Good Sir,
I'm not fluent in gibberish.

Keketu:
Bruh their are 5 ways to toast black nigeria girls and 2 ways to toast the yellow one

lets toast the yellow one

Yellow girl are normally the most toasted girl on nigerian street they get atleast 1 toast in 2 week, according to survey the number of fake yellow girls is on the raise due to the attention they get from fine boys like me

Technique 1
1. Work up to her ( she will first do somehow)
2. Maintain eye contact ( she will be surprise )
3. Dont laugh then say ''Roses are Red but you are Yellow wow ( she will laugh, i use this line everytime fire line)
4. ask her about her mum ( survey shows that yellow girl are mommy girl )
5. then tell her i am busy so i have to rush give me your number ( dont remove your eye contact)

Technique 2

if shes person close to you and you want to take picture, touch her bellu button and slide your hand style to her adomen