Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,555 members, 7,955,059 topics. Date: Saturday, 21 September 2024 at 03:44 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl (69052 Views)
How To Toast A Nigerian Guy / 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl / [TIPS] How To ‘TOAST’ A Girl If You Are Shy (2) (3) (4)
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Starlet50(m): 11:11pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
unapapadeycraze:Baba na u ooo
|
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by LordScent(m): 11:23pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Paramount01: Oga two shots of alomo will do the trick. Thank me later my guy |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by LordScent(m): 11:24pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
unapapadeycraze: Una papa dey craze true true..... Why evils na |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by unapapadeycraze: 11:26pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by unapapadeycraze: 11:27pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Starlet50: abi na. No time to waste time. |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 11:31pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Paramount01:you can write letters to her, after all that was how our dads hooked our mums.... It will work. Try working on your self confidence though |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by LordScent(m): 11:31pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by EmperorLee(m): 11:40pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
LordScent: Ko ju maribi |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by LordScent(m): 11:56pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
EmperorLee: Can u imagine the orokoro to jade lenu eye unapapadeycraze yen shaa. Omo buruku ni bobo yen shaaaa |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 12:10am On Jul 19, 2016 |
lagosflexcamp:lmao......who's your nairaland iyawoyou don pay my bride price |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Dannidom(m): 1:00am On Jul 19, 2016 |
walk up to the girl you admire with your penses off your pants in full swing motion with tongue out in lip -licking stupid smile with the rush of a hungry lion take hold of her breast and try to suck the two goodies the Lord is your strength!!! |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by AmAlbert(m): 1:24am On Jul 19, 2016 |
OP chop plenty onions, lick, garlic and ginger den drink Aromatic schnapps, then find 1 gworro colanut hang for lips, if you see the girl you like go straight to her and yawn or sneeze, believe me you go get her attention, no thank me now, thank me later, what are friends for |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 1:26am On Jul 19, 2016 |
Cutezt: Boring: Starlet50: LordScent: Dannidom: U people think say dis na laughing matter? |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 8:34am On Jul 19, 2016 |
blackbartee: As always |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by blackbartee(m): 8:36am On Jul 19, 2016 |
colik: Yeah babe |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by saintdennis(m): 9:26am On Jul 19, 2016 |
OP your problems revolves around how u view women. |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 9:27am On Jul 19, 2016 |
2 Likes |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by DrinkWater10: 7:05pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
colik:You must be a very smart girl. |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
DrinkWater10: Don't be deceived.....I can be quite foolish. |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by DrinkWater10: 8:04pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
colik:And you had to spam my mentions in the guise of writing a reply to my penultimate post? |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Boring: 8:05pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
colik: I like dem quite foolish...foolish is the new sexy |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Boring: Really? |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
DrinkWater10: I'm sorry....what?! |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by DrinkWater10: 8:35pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
colik: Drink.Water10 :Now that you have been granted the privilege to go through it once again, utilize it by reading it by reading it out loud. |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
DrinkWater10: I have... Pardon my ignorance Good Sir, I'm not fluent in gibberish. |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by DrinkWater10: 9:24pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
colik:Okay,lets do this. Ma'am colik you seem like a nice girl,. You 'd probably have caught me snooping at your diary. But right at this moment I desire nothing but an end to this conversation. So, Bye! PS:Quit spamming my mentions. |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
You need the services of a poet...a very good poet. Trust me you will thank me later mizzbouqui what do you think? |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Frankicent(m): 7:49am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Keketu:...... You already flirting So you want me to believe your No 3 short poem should make her fall abi? 4: Asking of her number would make her like you the more abi? Dey whyn your self....... The only way I"l support your number 5 is if you make the small talk sexy.... Have collect a girl number within 1mins of meeting her. At 1st she wasn't going to give I had to use another method... we'll I believe it cause of the eye contact I made with her earlier. Cause she was alway starring at me and I had to make my move..... I think the order method on another gal I was disappointed when she said NO.... I was during a party sha...... I understood something which is a girl wouldn't just give you her number.... You would have to get familiar or get fun before she would freely give you her number.... So ops the way you do yours is freaking me out.. 1: Eye contact I support that 2: Roses are Red but you are Yellow wow Lwkmd which girl would laugh to this? it sound dumb..... Why not say Her name XXXXX It takes the Sun and the Rain,to make the flowers grow. or this one Her name XXXX I"l tel you my fantasy about you. Your hair smells like sun breeze flower, The smile on your face prefect my day. The beauty in your eye tells me all about you, You make me feel alive. I compose that not really good anyway... Think of something fast....... then watch her signs if she becomes hot, sweating, lose looking at you or laughing uncontrollably. You won..... yh bro... Anyway am single |
Re: Please Help Me I Don't Know How To Toast A Girl by Frankicent(m): 7:59am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Gr8 post.... I love this part the startup conversation it matters alot. It could make a girl lot you on instance. The part were you recommended guys to read books on dating and women.. Some guys wouldn't have come across guys on relationship. Due to on reason or the other there relationship is shaking..... asking me for advice I be like bro it been a while I date I recommend you to read this book Xxxxxx they would shyly reject it or tell me they already know they method in the book.... I know they only want my oral advice. I"l give them my own piece of advice due to my experience but I"l make it classic..... Ilegend am still learning from you sha...... 1 Like |
Do I Tell My Boyfriend He's Not Smart ? / 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating / Five Texting Mistakes Guys Make When Chatting With A Girl.
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 57 |