~Sauron~:

U know nothing about it. . . . . .so stop dreaming.
I have seen your tiny boobs and even with a padded bra, you still have 32AA boobs.

Those boobs dey defeat gravity so make you show some respect. Before them fall eh. Besides I know what these boobs are capable of so my dear, no shaking.

michelin89:

Those boobs dey defeat gravity so make you show some respect. Before them fall eh. Besides I know what these boobs are capable of so my dear, no shaking.

They are too tiny gravity is not even aware they exist.

~Sauron~:

They are too tiny gravity is not even aware they exist.

Goliath thought the same of David and guess what? He got his butt whipped!

michelin89:

Goliath thought the same of David and guess what? He got his butt whipped!

Are you implying your boobs can defeat errrr, Tope's boobs?
I laugh in Efik. . . . . .U might need to go to Rio De Janeiro to get that fixed and you will pay through your nose.

~Sauron~:

Are you implying your boobs can defeat errrr, Tope's boobs?
I laugh in Efik. . . . . .U might need to go to Rio De Janeiro to get that fixed and you will pay through your nose.

Tope and I have different physiques, so I won't even compare. But I love my boobs---they are nice like this. Besides I have the ass to compensate.

michelin89:

But I love my boobs---they are nice like this. Besides I have the ass to compensate.

michelin89:

Tope and I have different physiques, so I won't even compare. But I love my boobs---they are nice like this. Besides I have the ass to compensate.

which ass?

davidylan:

which ass?

You nor know so don't comment. Touch not thy annointed!

michelin89:

You nor know so don't comment. Touch not thy annointed!

No mind these guys jare. Aint nothing wrong with humble tiddies, gravity defies them much later You have great skin as well.

dont you women like decieving yourselves . . .

There is nothing humble in tiny boobs.

davidylan:

dont you women like decieving yourselves . . . 

There is nothing humble in tiny boobs.

Wetin this bald man dey talk sef? And the other one eyed man nko?

Free me jor. File! 

Ebonyeyes:

No mind these guys jare. Aint nothing wrong with humble tiddies, gravity defies them much later You have great skin as well.

Thank you oooo!

Ebonyeyes:

No mind these guys jare. Aint nothing wrong with humble tiddies, gravity defies them much later You have great skin as well.

Humble titties can be. . . . .
Michelin desperately needs a boob job.

~Sauron~:

Humble titties can be. . . . .
Michelin desperately needs a boob job.

One eyed man.

michelin89:

One eyed man.

Miss tiny boobs, skate-board ass.

~Sauron~:

Miss tiny boobs, skate-board ass.

Rantings!

michelin89:

Rantings!

Ofcourse not!

Ebonyeyes:

No mind these guys jare. Aint nothing wrong with humble tiddies, gravity defies them much later You have great skin as well.

Have you got microscopic boobs too??

~Sauron~:

Miss tiny boobs, skate-board ass.

Come on . . . that's a record low.
Why're u dissing my sis??

^nah wah oh,rain fall heavy E no full Drum nah Dew?

eldee:

Have you got microscopic boobs too??
Come on . . . that's a record low.
Why're u dissing my sis??

Salt and insult upon injury.

guy na long posting be that u get time , shallllllll i lovew your ideals

I noticed that most people shy away from their duties as someone’s Boyfriend and Girlfriend. By GF/BF I mean anybody you are in a committed relationship with (with or without sex). Of course for the married/engaged couples, it goes beyond duty; it becomes a responsibility.

For a guy, these are the things he would expect from a GF.

1. Help make his meals: Even if she doesn’t know how to cook, she should ensure he always has food to eat. Either by making him cook and store or by getting a cook for me. Either way, his feeding should be her responsibility. Of course the guy does the funding!!

Did u say responsibility? You are not serious. As much as I love cooking I am not his wife. Yes if we are staying together that means I will be cooking for myself as well. Must I go out of my way to his house just to cook his meal?

2. Help keep his house clean: Now I know this is hard for most ladies to understand but guys operate better in a clean environment. Even though he’s a bachelor, his apartment should always reflect the presence of a woman in his life. If you can’t clean, get help!!

That's not my duty. I can pick up dirty things on the floor or even spring clean his whole house if I'm in a mood to do so when I come visit not that I will have to come special for my duty, if not he has to do on his own after all its his house not mine

3. Help with his Laundry: Okay, that’s a no-go area for most girls but the truth is that, guys expect it. It’s not right to sit back and watch you BF wash his clothes. A lady should ensure that her guy is at his best appearance always! If you can’t wash, take them to the cleaner and pick them up! Of course he should foot the bill.

What am I? His maid? I can help him with his laundry sometimes when his not feeling well maybe or maybe have something important or urgent to do or maybe when I'm doing mine his laundry is at my place also. Notice that I said HELP that means it ain't my duty nor is it my responsibility just to help my bf out occasionally

4. Help with his personal hygiene: Well some guys can be pigs you know. It’s a girl’s responsibility to ensure her guy gets a timely haircut, manicure/pedicure, shave and other things that come with looking good.

Must I tell him when to take his shower now? Or must I take him to the barber shops as well?

5. Host his friends: Guys like to host their friends once in a while and as his GF, you should try your best to be there for him. Don’t just write it off as a guy’s thing . .  be there to serve the drinks, serve the snacks/meals, make the small talks, and know when to leave if they want to get down to the guys talk. Just being there makes him happy that you can blend into his life!!

I can sit with him and his friends. Host them? Now that pushing it, don't you think?

6. Be with him: As a GF, as far as the r/ship involves sex, it’s your duty to satisfy your BF. Sometimes, it’s not even about the sex, it’s about knowing he can hold you in his arms all night long. A guy needs comfort from a girl, so as his girl, you should let him know you are there! That’s very important.

Sex now is a duty? I fear oo. As much as I like to make love with my bf all night long I wouldn't want him to see it as something I have to do every time he gets it up

As a girl, these are the things I expect from my BF.

1. Handy-man: Okay the word’s a bit derogatory, but if I have a BF, he should be there to fix my things. Electrical faults, plumbing, household appliances and even my car. Even if I have to pay for it, he should be the one to take it to the electrician/mechanic and make sure it gets fixed! If I have to travel a far distance, he should be ready to drive me, if I have a flat tire, he should be ready to change it and get it fixed. Infact, if I need anything done, he should get it done. That’s why we really hare their numbers on speed dial :d

Well I don't expect my bf as a lawyer to be an electrician, plumber, etc as well. As for him driving me around, doesn't he have work to go to? I have a car, I definitely have a drivers license to drive my own car and can change flat tire as well(he can help if his with me not that I will call him out of his way to come change the tire)

2. My escort: Well I can’t go for that wedding/ Party alone! He has to come with me.

Well if he wants to and available to

3. My protector: Okay, before you say another word to me, I’ll have you know that I have a BF :d I actually let a guy go cos he let someone else toast me while I was with him. Before you talk to me, you think of what my BF will do to you!

I can handle those things on my own. For crying out loud I deal with it every time I leave the house. He doesn't have to loose his teeth over such small things.

4. Money: I know you guys don’t want to hear this but it’s the fact! My BF (poorer or richer than I am) pays for my hair and my clothes. Now I don’t expect him to take up totally financial responsibility of me, but if I’m throwing my B/day party, he shd pay for it or at least pay for most of it. He should at least once in a very blue moon, take me and my ladies out! He should pay for some lil things that I need and he should contribute, no matter how small, in anything I do!!

What is he now? My father? I'm capable of taking care of myself including my hair doings, B/day party throwings(he can buy me cake & a pressy if he wants). He doesn't need to take me & my gals out, what will their bfs do if mine has to do that(one of the reasons your friends will see him fit to be their bf)

5. Call me: Now this is a very tick one. If I have a BF, he should be the one calling more often. No matter how busy he is. He should call and check up on me while I’m at work, he should call me when I’m sick, he should call me when he wakes up in the morning and before he sleeps at night. . .  cos I’ll expect him to!

This shouldn't be about who calls who the most. He calls when he feels like calling and I call when I fell like calling to even if my last call was 2 mins ago.

6. Be with me: It’s not just the guys that want sex, we want it too. We also love the feeling of curling up in his arms all night long. We love company, we love knowing he’s there!!

Nice one but still his not obliged to, as long as the feeling is mutual.

@sexybabes
Now you sound like a girl living in the civilized world,keep it up, for those girls who think thier BF are thier father etc, grow up, the world is evolving, thats why many of them grow old abroad no Husband cos they still retain the Nierian mentality of bein one's GF.

@sexybabes
A more rational post than our poster's. .

michelin89 :

Not really sweetheart. Maturity has nothing to do with people's ways of interaction. Maybe you should visit Buckingham Palace. They'd sure treat you politely because that's what is expected of a royal household (They may actually be rude in nature). As for me, my kpako self feels the need of a free way of expression. I don't fake, so be it.

I love this no holds barred babe,are you really 19,really impressed Can I be your number one fan please But this can only be after i have investigated who is more matured between you and Ujujoan cos i read somewhere once on NL from a South African guy that she is the most intelligent babe on Nairaland

After my investigation,i would conclkude whose arse i need to be licking outta the two of you

gestapo:

I love this no holds barred babe,are you really 19,really impressed Can I be your number one fan please But this can only be after i have investigated who is more matured between you and Ujujoan cos i read somewhere once on NL from a South African guy that she is the most intelligent babe on Nairaland

After my investigation,i would conclkude whose arse i need to be licking outta the two of you

Anybody wey offer to be my housemaid is definitely the most intelligent person in the world. Haba she understand say I am in need, so even though I nor ask, she came to my rescue. In fact she is not just intelligent, she can also predict before you tell. 

hmmm

follypimpi:

Michelen tires 19

19 + 1

At the end of the day, there is no 'standard template'

Your duty is to love, thats all.

Long post but make sense.

UJ baby you too much but is better to call than sending MTN cards 1,500