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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:35am On Aug 17, 2016
Upnepaa:
kudos man

Thanks bros :-)
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:35am On Aug 17, 2016
Zackpraise:
love it mehhen

Thanks for loving it, may God love you too!
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:48am On Aug 17, 2016
77) I saw falz on the tv show called street, the only thing falz sabi about the street is how to spell it.
78) I will be more patriotic when our national anthem becomes Shakiti Bobo and Nigeria becomes Wobe.
79) Anti-christ go shock when he see queue in Naija when he dey give 666,people- abeg give us this number quick make we collect free food,Anti-christ go tell them- you know sey if you collect this sign you go go hell, people go answer am-where you think sey we dey live before.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:51am On Aug 18, 2016
80) What has happened to all the witches in Africa, this women are tempting you with baby bumps and you are not doing anything.
81) my brother was shot in his left leg growing up, now whenever he walks he hip hops.
82) God reformatted the earth through the flood.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by Nobody: 7:49pm On Aug 18, 2016
grin. Nice

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:54am On Aug 19, 2016
83) Adekunle can you please go to Rio, please lets us have at least one Gold in Rio.
84) My brother has been playing Pokemon Go for the last month, I think he is still searching for his brain.
85) 97% of guys cheat, if your guy tells you he does not, he is either a liar or a loser.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:38pm On Aug 19, 2016
alexistaiwo:
grin.
Nice
Thanks for the love!
Re: Funny Or Not? by lordkizzy3(m): 7:43pm On Aug 19, 2016
Nice one bro, keep it real✌✌
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:20am On Aug 20, 2016
86) WARNING: The Federal Ministry of Health warns that Haters are Liable to die young.
87) Stop calling yourself a prophet when all you want is a profit.
88) You will hear this Yeyebrity- subscribe to my channel, follow me on twitter. So fi senu ni?

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:26pm On Aug 20, 2016
alexistaiwo:
grin.
Nice
Thanks bro
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:10am On Aug 21, 2016
89) You are still wondering why we call it a transformer, hug one, it will definitely transform your life.
90) How come we never sing songs of Solomon?
91) Extremely beautiful women always subcontract hard-work.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:03am On Aug 22, 2016
92) Being a banker is like being a gynecologist, you get to touch some of the best stuff but if you dare use for personal use, you will end up in Kiri Kiri.
93) I saw a throwback picture of Davido and I was wondering does Fame make one good looking? cos I know he had money then.
94) The best way to a man's heart is to bring a friend.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:13am On Aug 23, 2016
95) I am not impressed with a white man speaking Pidgin English, wearing Nigerian cloth, eating eba, tell me when a Nigerian police is beating an oyinbo, then I will be impressed.
96) I think drake is the greatest karaoke artist ever.
97) I studied law in university, law of attraction.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:31am On Aug 24, 2016
98) if you want to know how big your family is, win the lotto.
99) if you want to know your flaws, piss off a good friend.
100) If you want to know what skeleton you have, go into politics.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:47am On Aug 25, 2016
101) Baba Malia fall our hand no be small, he come our area no even show for our house, e kon send him boy to our house. We are washing ooo. We are washing you like lalasticlala washes over a snake thread
102) Kerry we know love conquers all but can we get some F16 first.
103) You people did not say anything when Davido was calling Aye, when Aye now start calling him you will be saying they are wicked.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by Upnepaa(m): 9:14am On Aug 26, 2016
Roll on bro..

Kudos cool
Re: Funny Or Not? by Chrisrare: 5:00am On Aug 27, 2016
Very funny.. Nice one op
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 10:40pm On Aug 27, 2016
Upnepaa:
Roll on bro..

Kudos cool

Thanks Again, I am glad you are still enjoying it.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:19am On Aug 28, 2016
104) Nigerian artists don't do cover, they do pillow case.
105) They say you don’t give what you don’t have that is not true, Nigeria does not have light but we give other countries.
106) If you have a child, you are like what is children's day again, is every day not children's day?

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:06am On Aug 29, 2016
107) We are all likes whores
108) Never put all your eggs in one basket, so you can have space for bread.
109) Basically has suffered in Nigeria, next time, Basically will Basically avoid Nigeria.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:58am On Aug 30, 2016
110) I stopped paying my girlfriend's school fees cos I realised I might be paying for someone else's future wife to get educated.
111) This guy in US trying to sell garri to oyinbo, he called garri- cassava dust, na your papa dey eat dust.
112) one of my friend has been praying for a break, hin leg con break for saturday, he came to give testimony on Sunday, a break is a break.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by moutew: 2:35pm On Aug 30, 2016
Funny..................
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2016
Chrisrare:
Very funny.. Nice one op

Thanks
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:47am On Aug 31, 2016
113) Everybody is praying for nails so they can hammer.
114) Nicki minaj got award for best breast from 360 nobs, I don’t understand ooo how can you be the most intelligent student if you bought your waec result?
115) Me: what does your dad do? Zahra: He does lining, Me: is he a tailor? Zahra: no he is a politician he is lining his pocket.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:15pm On Aug 31, 2016
moutew:
Funny..................

Thanks I am glad you found it funny.
Re: Funny Or Not? by swankyshank: 11:13pm On Aug 31, 2016
Nice one, man. Very refreshing difference from copy and paste.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:27am On Sep 01, 2016
116) I don’t know why they ask us questions at job interviews, you know we are all lying. I guess the person who wins the job is the best liar.
117) Biko this Chris Brown's case is not ordinary eyes, Is it possible for your village winches to cross Atlantic ocean with you during slave trade and still give you close marking after about 7 generations?
118) We practice green politics, we recycle our leaders.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by Erystro(m): 5:48pm On Sep 01, 2016
Cool
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:56pm On Sep 01, 2016
swankyshank:
Nice one, man. Very refreshing difference from copy and paste.

Thanks I am trying ni ooo
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:31am On Sep 02, 2016
119) Even common Jidenna turned our celebs into groupies.
120) I saw AY's surprise birthday last week, two things I never knew, his football age was 47 and that he was a good actor. Mon Dieu AY
121) My friend asked me what is the meaning of Kelegbe? I said Kelegbe is when Falz is making mouth that he is a bad guy then the real bad guys walk into the room.

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Re: Funny Or Not? by akraym(m): 6:30pm On Sep 02, 2016
adesanya2014:
Nice 1 . I like the fact that u r original
Where's the originality.

Just copy some of those stale jokes on google and see the result.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:10pm On Sep 02, 2016
Erystro:
Cool

Thanks man

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