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Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:36am On Apr 19, 2017
404) whatsapp video calling RIP skype.
405) I remember when naira had more value than dollar, I remember when Jay Jay was a baller, I remember when Sahara Reporter was a news outlet.
406) why does Mr Eazi remind me of a crab?
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 5:41pm On Apr 19, 2017
Sirjohn84:
Woo bro..this is great.consistency. Funny. Short.nice.keep it up.i am a mcee and comedian.luv d write up
Thanks
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:27am On Apr 20, 2017
407) When Calabar people see pictures of dog on twitter, is it like food porn?
408) Three step to get any naija girl- toast her with lies, butter up with money, chop repeat. Toast, butter, chop repeat.
409) I always see my indian friends always posting RIP- so I thought they was talking about dead people, I didn’t realise they were talking about Rich Indian Problems.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:02am On Apr 21, 2017
410) We are divided by politics, ethnicity and money, man is not united.
411) There is nothing like fear of height, na death you fear.
412) My sister is called half- cast cos d demon no gree common fully when pastor dey cast am out.
Re: Funny Or Not? by dominicsavio(m): 5:14pm On Apr 21, 2017
[quote author=PrinceAbinibi post=49143322]134)
135) You can meet a woman, propose to her immediately and live happily ever after and you can meet a woman court her for ten years, marry her and cant wait for the reception to be over so you can divorce her, nobody knows, only God knows, we are all just playing nairabet in this game called love.
Burst my brain
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:10pm On Apr 22, 2017
413) Professor: What is Gobe ( A few hands raised, yes you). Student: Gobe is when you are telling your friends that you met this good girl and you are sure she is a virgin, then you show them her picture and all of them are on the floor laughing.
414) why are most marriges failing, people put more effort into pre-wedding photos than post-wedding matters.
415) Why do only rich people like conscious music cos broke people don’t want to be reminded of their situation, they just need something to escape.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:35am On Apr 23, 2017
416) Please check my signature for your sense.
417) Life as an adult is just a series of bills.
418) Everyone says Africa is the motherland, if Africa is the motherland, where is the fatherland?
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:14am On Apr 24, 2017
419) Oyinbos cannot say black people are dumber than them when my boys are getting wires everyday, are we on average smarter or more stupid?
420) Daddy: Junior, I am coming to visit you at Osogbo high school this weekend, how do I get to Osogbo high? Junior: to get to Osogbo high, you must smoke fish on the way sir .
421) Global warming is man made, why do they have to blame man alone like sey woman too no cause am.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:46pm On Apr 24, 2017
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Just dey try ni ooo
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:24pm On Apr 25, 2017
422) Some people are not stupid, they are just too lazy to think.
423) Ttt wants to tour 30 universities to stop suicide, is that not a reason to commit when a talentless idiot can be touring and you with talent are still dey underground.
424) If Nigeria becomes a developed country, what will we talk about? Like in UK , all they talk about is the weather.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 10:10am On Apr 26, 2017
425) Bisi Alimi is wondering why Nigerian embrace Richard Quest and not him. Were dun woloja ko se bi lomo ni.
426) Hush puppies is said to have flown helicopter to work, which work d dero get?
427) Ooni Arole Odua snubbed by an ordinary Baale, Ooni should have told him to stood down there, take his crown and given it to small doctor to teach other people lesson.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:35am On Apr 27, 2017
428) I have heard of working at home mum not president.
429) I asked someone for time yesterday and he told me to ask google.
430) I met some guy in Cyprus, he said I heard you people like thick women, I said I prefer mine smart.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:57am On Apr 28, 2017
431) The difference between rich and broke, if you are broke your wife needs to work to support the family, if you are rich, your wife's job is owning a charity foundation. Your wife's only is giving away your money to support the family.
432) I am not fan of big bum, I am just an abebe.
433) if you want to know who the person is, check what they laugh at.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 3:24am On Apr 29, 2017
434) Please peg your marriage on Olumo not on MMM
435) Wale don become shine shine bobo
436) People don’t know why you are progressing, the formula they have don’t match, then they start hating, they are not hating on you, they are hating on grace.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:15am On Apr 30, 2017
437) So Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua is British init, if he committed terrorism we will know his village name in Nigeria, Yeye people.
438) Not all fat are bad, but bad fat gives good fat a bad name.
439) See the way skales have been dressing lately, he looks like a corporate herbalist.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:43am On May 01, 2017
440) Some people think blaming buhari for their problem is a work out, they have to do 10 reps everyday before they go to bed.
441) I saw Osiomole dancing to nobody ugly by p-square, I said your Excellency sir that song was not talking about you.
442) 9116) Asewo to re mecca to asewo to re London now known as asweo to re dubai
Re: Funny Or Not? by ogochimereinno: 8:36pm On May 02, 2017
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 10:56am On May 03, 2017
443) If Lanre Gentry beat Mercy Aigbe for Public, is it still doestic violence?
444) Mummy: Junior why are you crying? who beat you? Junior: Beats by Uncle Femi.
445) If somthing happen , come 2019 everybody will be contesting for Vice Presidency.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 12:28pm On May 04, 2017
447) My favourite people are those that sees Range Rover the latest model and go- Ikolaba drop.
448) Wizkid speaks American English but laughs in Ijesha English.
449) I know you are trying to be afrocentric but after so many pieces your room will just start looking like a shrine.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:00am On May 05, 2017
450) it takes a village to raise a child, so when you make it dont forget your village.
451) Mo Abudu launched search for next presenter, Agatha is launching search for next presenter of inside out, who is going to search for our president?
452) Anything our government is not involved in, we excel at, music, movies, I think it is time our government get out our sport.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:31am On May 07, 2017
453) Poverty will not remix your life,you know how poor you go be person go give you jollof rice go wan give you chicken, you go say mummy dont worry i have taken egg.
454) Never make jokes about death with old people, they will never find it funny. that shit is too real.
455) if sex was boxing, most guys get knocked out in the first round.
Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 11:56am On May 08, 2017
456) How come the girls released look better than our president?
457) Yahoo Yahoo boys are kind of stupid , if your argument is that you are collecting what they stole from your grand father, you collect money in the morning and that evening you blow it on champagne, who do you think owns champagne?
458) Why bokoharam dey release this girls like NYSC in batches

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