2dugged:
me na sis o,i nor wan change o,you need to decide which gender you wan be,nor dey confuse people

I like Dcck and V.
*thinking*
Lemme be a guy for now

Lemme 'toast' you self

HateU2:
I like Dcck and V. *thinking* Lemme be a guy for now
Lemme 'toast' you self

Abeg o,i nor want o,thank you

2dugged:
Abeg o,i nor want o,thank you

I will take care of you oo. Buy you mansion , take u to Paris for vacation .


Chai! Guys dey try ooo

Ladies can sleep with anything, when I mean anything, I mean it ....
they can even lure ur Fowl to bed , only if u are famous and remarkably wealthy.

HateU2:
I will take care of you oo. Buy you mansion , take u to Paris for vacation .


Chai! Guys dey try ooo

hehehehe, you don tire now now?

tosyne2much:
God bless you oga Wristbangle for this wonderful write-up, may God widen your horizon

Since you have started the aluta, let me follow suite by adding to the points

9. They Reply PMs

Another way responsible ladies advert themselves to interested chairmen on social media is that they know how to spot opportunities, hence, they swallow their pride by constantly checking their mails and replying the PMs of the best of chairmen on Nairaland such as Cutehector, Mediapace, etc



10. They Don't Tax Guys For Money

A lady that will find a key to my heart is that who doesn't ask me for a penny no matter how much she needs it (not even N100). I have been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years and the love keeps on waxing stronger mainly because I like the fact that she has never for once asked me for a penny and it I give her, she will definitely reject it

I dey joke ni oooo

You get luck say na joke ni, if not I for bite you ni

agesron:



Thank God say na joke u dey. I for faint ni.

Why u wan faint?

wristbangle:


Eh na. Wetin I for call am before?

Your profile pix na advertisement sef. Idi kwa pretty oyoyo!

What's Mr wristbangle saying

2dugged:
hehehehe, you don tire now now?

I don tire ooo

Just say YES naah

Some of them ________ no go gree

Sugarhugs:

You get luck say na joke ni, if not I for bite you ni

Why you for bite me? Tell me ooo

Smellymouth:


Tosyn Wait o, how you take dey occupy FTC on all Wristbangle's threads?

Na the same person be tosin and wristbangle

Emmatdayo:
sorry pls, what is kitty-cat

The mods should answer this your question, they moderated what i typed(pussyy).

Smellymouth:
Wrist.bangle, pls note this==> Na ONLY Rich Dudes ladies dey advertise themselves give oo..

Iffa hear say ladies advertise sell their market give poor men..

Once you have the Naira, they be like ===>



If na Dollars, it's like this ===>



But if na "POUNDS", it is finished ===>

guy u sharp

Smellymouth:
Wrist.bangle, pls note this==> Na ONLY Rich Dudes ladies dey advertise themselves give oo..

Iffa hear say ladies advertise sell their market give poor men..

Once you have the Naira, they be like ===>



If na Dollars, it's like this ===>



But if na "POUNDS", it is finished ===>

hahahahaha... thanks for making my day. I've been making people laugh today but no body has made me laugh until this post of urs. badt niggur!!

HateU2:
I don tire ooo
Just say YES naah

No o, i wan do shakara

aloobright17:
Yes that's why I believed that u will be needing the pad.

You need it more than i do.

Pad your mouth, is licking.

Beamborla:
I never knew ladies now have to advertise themselves.
So when a lady possesses all the aforementioned attitudes, it's as good as advertising herself.

Why would you even use the word advertising. What do some guys even take themselves for?

Babe.....chill abeg. Why u dey take d matter personal? Kilode?

Mediapace:
Hit like if you think more than 50% of females on Nairaland are proud

share if otherwise

Hmmmmmm

Shy

But, the truth be told

This is a very powerful question, i must say

HateU2:
[b]Wristbangle abi na waist chain , you are so so offppoints .

1. Striking Up Intellectual: So in order not to 'advertise' myself, I should 'Keep quiet' about what's on ground . That even makes me look 'dumber' which is a huge turn off .

2: Preparing Delicious Delicacy: I love cooking. It's one of my hobbies. If I don't show my 'proposed husby' my cooking skills, who will I show

3. Approaching Men Diligently: this one is IRONY


4. Approaching Men Diligently: Another IRONY

5. Eating Responsibly/Moderately During Date: mtcheWww . I hate 'Fat' . I don't do it for guys, I do it for myself .
My love for myself is the first step to love another .

6. Dynamism in Intimacy and Romance : Well, one 'sex style' gets boring . We have to change where and how we do it


7. Rejecting Gifts: I won't reject your gift BUT I will never ASK

8. Dressing Responsibly: I Love Fashion. I dress to satisfy myself not anybody .
If a guy don't like it, 3rd mainland bridge is available

Smellymouth, chairman awon werey .[/b]

Exactly.

2dugged:
No o, i wan do shakara

habah!

I will go for curvysola oo

HateU2:
habah!
I will go for curvysola oo

good, make I get peace of mind, go o

Smellymouth:


Tosyn Wait o, how you take dey occupy FTC on all Wristbangle's threads?

true....cos it kinda seems both monikers are of one dude.

2dugged:
good, make I get peace of mind, go o

oya nah

Make I call obontami toast u for me

hmmmmmmm

HateU2:
oya nah
Make I call obon tami toast u for me

Are u practicing how to be a lesbian ??

Smellymouth:


Baba for the ladies, I dey always gbadun your topics..

Na reaction gifs I dey get dem from..

Oya lemme call bros lalasticlala to push it to the permanent site..

Smelly,where have you been?
Were you banned?

obontami:


Are u practicing how to be a lesbian ??

I'm a guy toasting a female

HateU2:
I'm a guy toasting a female

Na so e dey start

herbie27:
You need it more than i do.

Pad your mouth, is licking.

pad ur leaking ass joor

gbens2000:
awon werey. una no try oh atleast una for even ask of una guy ,padi almost die oh na GOD almighty save me,thankGOD am back.were 4rmthewest self na him no try pass

gbens baba, abeg no vex....me sef no too dey show here like that again...I go holla ur pm make we talk.

Smellymouth:


Tosyn Wait o, how you take dey occupy FTC on all Wristbangle's threads?

Now that's corruption.... The guy dey play politics for us.