I greet you my fellow pot bellied Rambos , do not let anybody put you down or make you feel less of a man, forget all the 'negative' stereotype of our 'sexiness', potbelly is not a 'deformity' in any way infact its has a lot of advantages and they are as follows::

1)It makes you look like "AFRICAN ROYALTY"

2)Forget all the assumptions, "REAL WOMEN" 'love' men with pot belly, its all them small chewing gum girls that are impressed by 'labourers body' AKA 'six pack'

3) If you know how to rock your pot belly very well, you will always get the "chairman" treatment anywhere you go

4) Contrary to what you may have heard, we pot bellied rambos dont fall sick easy and we live longer than others, if you doubt me, start looking out for obituaries and compare the number pot bellied people deaths with the non pot bellied....

5) Nigerian police will rarely ever harass a 'pot bellied' man, i can personally attest to this because i cannot remember the last time police in Nigeria stopped me to ask for papers, it is always a case of "welcome sir", "your boys are loyal sir"...

6) Pot bellied rambos last longer in bed(if you doubt it, there is nothing i can write to prove to you, just look for a pot bellied rambo and.................)

7)Pot bellied rambos are loyal husbands.(If you dont believe, means you are insinuating that "your father' is randy )

Pot bellied rambos are peaceful men, be honest with yourself, how many times have you seen a pot bellied man fighting on the streets?

9)As a pot bellied rambo in Nigeria, you are one step closer to being "a ruler" than the others(if you doubt, check all our leaders and do the maths)

10) As a pot bellied rambo in these hard times, 'even if you nor chop for 2 days, nobody go know, dem go still feel say you dey flex"

MY POT BELLIED RAMBOS I GREET YOU ONCE AGAIN, ROCK YOUR POT BELLY WITH PRIDE AND DONT LET "THESE PEOPLE WAY NOR SEE FOOD CHOP DECEIVE YOU WITH WRONG INFO..........

Marks register...
Preach brother! Preach!

Present sir!!

eme1n:
Present sir!!

WELCOME MY BROTHERS!!

potbelly:
Marks register...
Preach brother! Preach!

WELCOME BROTHER!! I GREET YOU!!

Lol,you're very funny,nice post anyway.

Yes oooo..

Pot belly acts like a vibrat0r wen we rock the boat, enabling her Cum in a gif..

The last time a witch wanted to press me on bed, she succeed in bouncing off when she landed on my pot belly..( Pot belly is our own anti missile defense system)

I hereby form Association of Pot Bellied LandLords (APBL)

Wtf is this nitori olorun?



Op I just dey smh for you

mynduu44:
Yes oooo..

Pot belly acts like a vibrator wen we rock the boat enabling her Cum in a gif..

The last time a witch wanted to press me in my dreams, she succeed in bouncing off when she landed on my tummy..( Pot belly is our own anti missile defense system)

I hereby form Association of Pot Bellied Lords (APBL)

APBL 4 LIFE!!!

MY APBL BROTHERS!! I KNOW OUR HATERS WILL NOT TAKE THIS TO FRONT PAGE BUT WE DONT CARE IF THEY DONT!! APBL IS HERE TO STAY

Team pot belly fvck six packs!

They give them hope

Welcome to the club brothers.

Abeg make I join your club jare. The 6-packs wey I dey take deceive babes in my hey days don't turn to 1-barrel.

APBL is the way to go.

Keep on deceiving yourself, giving lame excuses for your laziness to be physically fit and healthy.

Six-packs and rock-hard body is always the way.

There is no woman living on this planet that will prefer a potbellied guy to a ripped guy "all things being equal".
So get ur soft butts off the couch, discard your beer drinking habit and hit the gym.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Keep on deceiving yourself, giving lame excuses for your laziness to be physically fit and healthy.

Six-packs and rock-hard body is always the way.

There is no woman living on this planet that will prefer a potbellied guy to a ripped guy "all things being equal".
So get ur soft butts off the couch, discard your beer drinking habit and hit the gym.

All things are never equal biko. Some of us don't even drink beer per se.

By the way, that guy in your profile pix is the reason people like me can't sustain 6-packs. He don't carry my own join.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Keep on deceiving yourself, giving lame excuses for your laziness to be physically fit and healthy.

Six-packs and rock-hard body is always the way.

There is no woman living on this planet that will prefer a potbellied guy to a ripped guy "all things being equal".
So get ur soft butts off the couch, discard your beer drinking habit and hit the gym.

Somebody give this man a cold beer! Arnold with all him plenty muscle, u don see am recently? Arnold is now the vice president of APBL California branch

When you have pot belly it means that you have a store of belly fat.

Belly fat (especially visceral fat) is a slow killer because it gradually releases toxins into your organs and bloodstream. You'd be fine now, but over the years these toxins result in deadly diseases, including cancer.

Pot belly is not a sign of good living. It's a quick pointer to the fact that you are unhealthy. May ignorance not lead you to an early grave.

soberdrunk:


Somebody give this man a cold beer! Arnold with all him plenty muscle, u don see am recently? Arnold is now the vice president of APBL California branch

I no need your beer, i prefer my ice chilled smoothies and protein shakes. You just singled out one man out of more than a billion persons on this planet. Arnold was on steroid during his body-building days that is what is responsible for his fallen chest and big gut. Moreover, he is on the wrong side of sixty. Baba don old.
Check wesley snipes, d rock,van damme,lee haney etc these guys are "old" but they still look younger than their age reason being that they took care of their body wella.

now I just can't help but shake my head for all the lazy ass that belongs in this thread

don't get ur a$$ off the couch & visit the gym

very soon u will have to use a car jack to lift up ur belle in other to see ur Winnie

o ma se o!



Bet why?

laziness at its peak

y wud a young man b proud of having a pot belly. its really embarrassing, not to talk of the health implications

daviddagreat:
laziness at its peak

y wud a young man b proud of having a pot belly. its really embarrassing, not to talk of the health implications

WELCOME OOO! UNCLE CONAN THE DESTROYER, MR CHESTERFIELD BABA BOUNCER!

soberdrunk:


WELCOME OOO! UNCLE CONAN THE DESTROYER, MR CHESTERFIELD BABA BOUNCER!

not a bouncer just a certified G with wit a great physique. how u doin

A little pot belly never hurt anybody. At least the babes get free soft pillow to lay their pretty heads on. Ladies certainly prefer this to the hard uncomfortable ripped 6-pack.

When you saunter into the bank with your short sleeve shirt draped over your belly with nice trousers and correct comfy shoes, you get special treatment cos you command attention.

Even police go respect you cos you look like family man.

APBL, . . . progress!

present sir

this is freakin hilarious

pot belly gang!!! six pacs na wash!

rosieluv:
present sir

Aunty we said "Pot belly" not "blackberry", those 'blackberries' you are carrying in front of you are lovely tho!

Beamborla:
o ma se o!



Bet why?

O ma se 4 who? Men that use your monthly corper allawee to drink gulder on 'slow' Sundays? You better show some respect, you dont know whose office you will be coming to look for job.......