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6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 3:00pm On Aug 15, 2016
We’ve all heard the famed Yoruba demon stories.

This Yoruba demon behaviour is not limited to just the Yoruba tribe. Nigerian guys have gotten “the player” title. Just ask any non-Nigerian babe.

Our Naija guys have very sweet mouths. They know how to “whine” you so you show them where your mumu button is.

Here are some common lies Naija guys have been known to utter when they’re hitting on you:

1. You look familiar

My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.


2. I just wanna be friends

Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?

PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.



3. I’m single

*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.



4. It’s complicated

This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.




5. I’m not like other guys

Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!




6. I’ve never met anyone like you before

Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.

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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by stiflerdrug: 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2016
sad
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 15, 2016
Hmm. I just checked your DP curvysola and though I've never met someone like you, damn girl you look familiar. Anyway, you need to understand I'm not like other guys so why the generalization? And Yes I'm single, but I rather say it's complicated. Lol I'm kidding. I just wanna be friends with ya. Nice write up by the way. Good. grin

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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by horlamelekan(m): 3:08pm On Aug 15, 2016
tongue
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by youngest85(m): 3:12pm On Aug 15, 2016
oshey miss different
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by cruzita(f): 3:21pm On Aug 15, 2016
the lies are more than 6 na

only vulnerable girls will fall for these lies
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by otimothy(m): 3:34pm On Aug 15, 2016
And it still works.....Even if the guy paste am for forehead.
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by Oahray: 3:47pm On Aug 15, 2016
They may not technically be lies.

1) Only a few guys start hitting on a girl the moment he first sees her. So if he says you are familiar, it may just be that you look like that lady (you) he saw 5 mins ago or a day ago and has plans for.

That person in your mirror is actually still you, but is still called your IMAGE abi? tongue

2) When he says he just wants to be friends, he isn't talking about future plans but that moment. Yeah the future could be the first date and then he would want a little something extra. Stick with the present please. Thank you.

3) He may truly be single at that moment. If you don't know him, how do you know he's lying?

4) "It's complicated" is never a lie. You are the one assuming he's talking about his relationship. Maybe he's referring to the act of telling you about his relationship status or the way the truth would complicate things.

5) No two guys are the same, technically. If you doubt it, try matching his fingerprints with other guys you know.

6) Girls aren't clones of each other either. It's true that every girl is technically different.

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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by gbens2000(m): 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2016
lemme book space b4 dem alagas show
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by Viruslord(m): 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2016
Mehn u are right, gud write up
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by ClassCaptain(m): 4:55pm On Aug 15, 2016
Now that una sabi sey na lie, wetin con happen sad
e mean say make una no still fall for the lies cheesy
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by chicoMX(m): 6:57pm On Aug 15, 2016
Op, I think you look familiar cheesy
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 10:30am On Aug 16, 2016
chicoMX:
Op, I think you look familiar cheesy
tongue

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Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 10:31am On Aug 16, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Now that una sabi sey na lie, wetin con happen sad

e mean say make una no still fall for the lies cheesy
cry
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by Nobody: 10:37am On Aug 16, 2016
curvysola:
We’ve all heard the famed Yoruba demon stories.

This Yoruba demon behaviour is not limited to just the Yoruba tribe. Nigerian guys have gotten “the player” title. Just ask any non-Nigerian babe.

Our Naija guys have very sweet mouths. They know how to “whine” you so you show them where your mumu button is.

Here are some common lies Naija guys have been known to utter when they’re hitting on you:

1. You look familiar

My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.


2. I just wanna be friends

Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?

PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.



3. I’m single

*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.



4. It’s complicated

This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.




5. I’m not like other guys

Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!




6. I’ve never met anyone like you before

Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.



miss curvy curvy....i jst came to see ur ass.cheesy
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by m6tem: 10:43am On Aug 16, 2016
OP I swear I've seen your face somewhere, I just can't remember. wait! have you ever lived in Abuja before?
cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 11:05am On Aug 16, 2016
Ebuka2016:

miss curvy curvy....i jst came to see ur ass.cheesy

Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by Nobody: 11:07am On Aug 16, 2016
hello beautiful wink

You didn't get all tongue and besides we evolve each day!
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 11:08am On Aug 16, 2016
m6tem:
OP I swear I've seen your face somewhere, I just can't remember. wait! have you ever lived in Abuja before?
cheesy cheesy cheesy wink
where at abuja did you see me undecided
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 11:10am On Aug 16, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
hello beautiful wink

You didn't get all tongue and besides we evolve each day!
am good grin how are you? i dont need to get all jor i sha exposed the popular ones
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by m6tem: 1:54pm On Aug 16, 2016
grin
curvysola:

where at abuja did you see me undecided

that place na, you no remember? you even told me your name is SimiSola and that you're a student self grin .....
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by thesuave10(m): 8:36am On Aug 18, 2016
curvysola:
We’ve all heard the famed Yoruba demon stories.

This Yoruba demon behaviour is not limited to just the Yoruba tribe. Nigerian guys have gotten “the player” title. Just ask any non-Nigerian babe.

Our Naija guys have very sweet mouths. They know how to “whine” you so you show them where your mumu button is.

Here are some common lies Naija guys have been known to utter when they’re hitting on you:

1. You look familiar

My sister, this line is as old as the country we call Nigeria. You don’t look familiar, you look like his next victim.


2. I just wanna be friends

Friends with benefits? Friends in Christ? Friends in what?

PS: Guys complain about the friendzone all the time. He’s not trying to get into the zone. Trust me.



3. I’m single

*Laughs in Chinese* When a Naija guy says he’s single, just know his harem of women is down to just 3.



4. It’s complicated

This is the phrase you’d hear from the serial cheaters and married men acting single. It’s not complicated, he just won’t face his current relationship.




5. I’m not like other guys

Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!




6. I’ve never met anyone like you before

Don’t feel special he says this to all the girls.




Holla Sola, how's it going? Guess you did lots of crazy fun stuff on your birthday grin tongue
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by Nobody: 11:26am On Aug 18, 2016
Lalasticlala and co can lie for Africa. grin
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 2:35pm On Aug 18, 2016
thesuave10:


Holla Sola, how's it going? Guess you did lots of crazy fun stuff on your birthday grin tongue
didnt do much cry
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 2:36pm On Aug 18, 2016
m6tem:


grin

that place na, you no remember? you even told me your name is SimiSola and that you're a student self grin .....

ok i remember feb 30 2012
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by Nobody: 4:42pm On Aug 18, 2016
Curvysola cheesy
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by curvysola(f): 11:11am On Aug 23, 2016
MissHatey:
Curvysola cheesy
what
Re: 6 Lies Nigerian Guys Tell When They’re Hitting On You by thesuave10(m): 1:57pm On Aug 24, 2016
grin
curvysola:

didnt do much cry

eeyah.. you could have hit up a fellow naija abj-ite grin
curvysola:

didnt do much cry

eeyah.. you could have hit up a fellow NL abj-ite grin

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