Christianity uses the threat of eternal torment to enslave our minds with wicked rubbish like god died for your sins.

Not 2 worry, all of u on dat list. I am d Devil. If any of u come 2 my kingdom, u'l be sittin on my right side cuz i'l wil rememba u as my disciple here on Earth.
Surely i say onto u.

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LOL Damn, I thought Christians are supposed to be loving and moral people, yet they always seem to be rubbing their hands with glee at the idea of someone burning for eternity, simply for not believing.

@poster so u are God now to decide people fate? nonsense.

Halleluyah, its burning in heaven!

sexyLeamon:

@poster so u are God now to decide people fate? nonsense.

Baby why dey vex na, u no say my name na first for the list to heaven and i will be required to bring one female along, and you no say na you i go carry go, no worry , u hear ? Na me and you go tanda for heaven till enternity,

Nairaland members need not go to hell when you can go to heaven. If you're going through hell don't stop. Below is the direction to heaven (my Father's House). Follow these directions, you can't miss it.

Directions To our Heavenly Home


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DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE.

Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.

Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.

There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled
waters.

When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.

You are on the King's Highway of Holiness - Heaven-bound.

Keep going for three miles:

One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit. Amen, Amen
Amen!.

Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.

From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.

Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road.

As you go on your way,

Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.

Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END. (cul-de-sac)

Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue.

Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. and
Trials and Tribulations Ave.

But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
Glory AMEN!!!!!

SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST.

Amen, Amen Amen!.

OLAADEGBU

I hope you saw the list, your name dey for pending.

haha. Wetin u wan dey do for heaven sef?

Krayola:

haha. Wetin u wan dey do for heaven sef?

Enjoyment brekete for there, i hope you remeber that you are going to hell.

banom:

OLAADEGBU

I hope you saw the list, your name dey for pending.

@ banom,

Why my name go dey for pending when I don get passport and map follow body wey go lead me to the promised Obodo land.   Remember say Jesus " is the way, the truth and the Life" that one na sure citizenship plus kingdom passport join together, "you can't miss it." 

Blood_Shed:

LOL Damn, I thought Christians are supposed to be loving and moral people, yet they always seem to be rubbing their hands with glee at the idea of someone burning for eternity, simply for not believing.

This is funny. Why when we talk about hell and judgement you remember we should be loving people? So you don't like the thought of burning in hell? It's that simple, if you don't believe in Jesus, there's a place for you, we didn't say that, sorry.

so why is ma name not on da list 4 those goin 2 heaven well ah guess da list is not valid

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Ogaga4Luv:

[size=13pt]Hey. . .Brother , Welcome to Hell. tonite we shall flirt with all the sexy ladies inside the hot fire and scream loud to the music. DJ OGAGA is on the hint. Get ready iyke01  for the new demension in FUN Livin'. . . . .  [/size]

Ogaga Nawaoo, uno dey fear oooooooooooooo,

Carry CHI BABY, you go enjoy her well well

@banon
how do u know that am even going to hell? I thought that i was only going to my grave

manmustwac:

@banon
how do u know that am even going to hell? I thought that i was only going to my grave

Hon Mod, No be me make up the list ooo, na one angel write am give me make i post for nairaland,

meanwhile, two more feets under your grave is hell.

@banon,its not sure you are going to Heaven cos you av a scores to settle with tpia

@olaadegbu
Just as I thought, the most critical christian requirement as taught by christ[love for others] is missing from your so called "map to heaven" I wonder what the gospel of christ means to you.

@Davidylan
Stop shouting blood of Jesus, U wan suck am finish?na so all of una dey shout am. which blood u wan make jesus take save u on judgement day, Kai, stop it LOL

stillwater:

This is funny. Why when we talk about hell and judgement you remember we should be loving people? So you don't like the thought of burning in hell? It's that simple, if you don't believe in Jesus, there's a place for you, we didn't say that, sorry.

you do realize atheists don't believe in hell right?

screaming hell and judgment does screams like a desperate scare tactic.

anyway i heard the girls in hell are hot, literally hot

KunleOshob:

@olaadegbu
Just as I thought, the most critical christian requirement as taught by christ[love for others] is missing from your so called "map to heaven" I wonder what the gospel of christ means to you.

Tough love would tell you the right direction to heaven whether you like am or whether you no like am. The fact that the good news is preached to you is love. Jesus is a friend who laid down His life for His friends so that you may have life and to have it more abundantly. Do you know what love entails? Love suffers long (Long suffering lane), Love does not envy, hate or gossip (Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue, Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.), to be holy you have to love (even though it is tough love) above all the Green light, Jesus Christ is Love.

Mr Olaadegbu
Love is taking care of the poor and needy in their afflication[james 1:27]contrary to what you pentecostals spew out. You must be doer of the gospel not just a hearer/preacher[james 1:22-23]. True christian love is about actively helping others and not just preaching the "gospel" which most of you clowns evidently don't understand in the first place and that is why our eqaully deluded atheist friends on this forum would always take you to the cleaners on issues of christianity. You have to have a deep understanding of the true gospel before you even attempt to preach it, unfortunately what you penterascals know and belief is just twisted poorly conceived,deluded,twisted,conceited and selfish church doctrines which as NO semblance with the true gospel of our lord Jesus christ. And that is why atheists find iteasy to punch holes into your dogma. The truth is that your likes are doing more damage than good to the body of christ through your half baked, shallow, selfish,pretentious and unchristlike version of the "gospel" which you constantly spew out.

@Tudor
I would also like to see you when you come to Nigeria, I might just be able to bring you to the knowledge of truth of the true gospel of christ over a couple of beers and some lovely pepper soup to go down with it, I am based in Lagos as well.

Sure no qualms. . . I'm salivating already. . .

KunleOshob:

@Tudor
I would also like to see you when you come to Nigeria, I might just be able to bring you to the knowledge of truth of the true gospel of christ over a couple of beers and some lovely pepper soup to go down with it, I am based in Lagos as well.

@ K man,
wats up, So Beers and pepper soup is now the new bible in this your newly bear ministry, I am right away applying to be the church chief custodian, and i accpet my offer of appointment even before your Holiness approves my application,

Please the church is for Three chosen men only, KunleOshob, Tudor and custodian banom, No more new members please ,
Evangelism and registrations closed.

uplawal:

@banon,its not sure you are going to Heaven cos you av a scores to settle with tpia

With who ?, tpia's name was innitialy listed to go to hell, but when the list was taken to Devil, devil shouted blood of Jesus christ, and said that hell can not accomodate the both of them.

She is stranded as i talk to you now, Not going to heaven, not going to hell, and no harmony on earth.

Abeg,make una add my name to the list.
If the alternative is to spend an eternity kissing the ass of EL SADISTICO 24/7,then i go even use oluwole to secure a visa to that hot place. . .

Funny thread.

Who are you to know this?