It's the shopping that gets to me. Not the cost, but the hours spent going from one booth/shed/window to another.

Why can't you people shop like us? For example,when i'm shopping for food-I go to the first person selling yams. "How much is this yam?". '350',she replies. I bring out my wallet,pay and collect my yam. Move to the next stall,see some fish. Lucky for me she also sells tomatoes. 'How much is this pile of fish?' '400'. 'And the tomatoes?',i add. '100'. I pay her,carry my fish and tomatoes and move to the next stall,see some nice juicy veggies,buy em. In less than 15 mins i've shopped for dinner and maybe tommorow's lunch. If i'm shopping for clothes-'Nice shorts. Love the cut. Got something a size bigger?' I pay for my load and go,because that's what i came to the market for. I don't get unnecessarily sidetracked by other things.

Atreus:

Why can't you people shop like us?  I pay for my load and go,because that's what i came to the market for. I don't get unnecessarily sidetracked by other things.

lol. Theres a reason why youre men and we are women. So may the Lord forbid we ever shop like you, cos if we do, our children wont go to school. Se you want to buy the first yam you see for 350, when if you go inside inside,theres a woman selling sweeter one for 110. The pepper and tomato you buy at the door of the market is on the road .Dust would have settled on it. Inside the marktet, because the women are INSIDE, they sell cheaper. I could go onnnnn.
If we behaved like you, we wont beable to give birth to children, feed them, cloth them (with or without your contribution), and send them to school, cos we'd be buying impatiently instead of making sure we're getting the best bargain

Rosabelle:

lol. Theres a reason why youre men and we are women. So may the Lord forbid we ever shop like you, cos if we do, our children wont go to school. Se you want to buy the first yam you see for 350, when if you go inside inside,theres a woman selling sweeter one for 110. The pepper and tomato you buy at the door of the market is on the road .Dust would have settled on it. Inside the marktet, because the women are INSIDE, they sell cheaper. I could go onnnnn.
If we behaved like you, we wont beable to give birth to children, feed them, cloth them (with or without your contribution), and send them to school, cos we'd be buying impatiently instead of making sure we're getting the best bargain

Very well said! All about bargaining for the best price.

Rosabelle:

lol. Theres a reason why youre men and we are women. So may the Lord forbid we ever shop like you, cos if we do, our children wont go to school. Se you want to buy the first yam you see for 350, when if you go inside inside,theres a woman selling sweeter one for 110. The pepper and tomato you buy at the door of the market is on the road .Dust would have settled on it. Inside the marktet, because the women are INSIDE, they sell cheaper. I could go onnnnn.
If we behaved like you, we wont beable to give birth to children, feed them, cloth them (with or without your contribution), and send them to school, cos we'd be buying impatiently instead of making sure we're getting the best bargain

*Shior* So you think we no fit do am abi? I can go even do am pass you gan sef .

chic2pimp:

*Shior* So you think we no fit do am abi? I can go even do am pass you gan sef .

You don't count because you are half man half . . . .

chika98:

You don't count because you are half man half . . . .

Hateerrr. We no longer depend on women. We are 21st century males .

chic2pimp:

Hateerrr. We no longer depend on women. We are 21st century males .

I see that. Hope it isn't 21 century in some aspects? But in every aspect then right?

SAGAMITE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

U are the best man
U got all the flaws of our women

What i like most abt ur post is the non beefed up way u put it

Nice one

I guess i can understand the whole wanting to get a better bargain thing,and i really don't mind,just as long as i'm not shopping with you.

I hate women who gossip too much about other women . . . don't you have anything berra to do with your ashy lips?
I hate it when women envy other women to the core . . . . just cos I got 125 pairs of footwear, 70 handbags and 13 bottle of perfumes does not make me a liar. . . it means you need to get a berra job. . . .
I hate it when women feel it's necessary to wear big fat hefty weaves that look like mountains of volcanoes that are about to erupt! (are 4 packets of weave really that necessary) ? Please avoid leaving the evidence of your presence in my mans's place. . .
I MOST CERTAINLY hate it when women don't feel personal hygiene is that important. . . (this goes for you men too!)

Other than this. . . I love my fellow sisters. . . . no vex me ohhhh.

@ yeswecan, J-CzAr, MUZBO, hackney, posakosa, biolabee

Thanks, guys.

hackney:

Sagamite is so on point that it seems that he has had enough!! 
My brother which one was the last straw abeg?
I go die o!!

The one that gets my goat the most is the first one on my list, Fronting by being rude (directly or indirectly).

I can't stand it.

I really, really, really, really can't stand it.

If girls think they need to front, no problem, but some of them really need to start attending finishing school on fronting.

Their personality is a serious put-off for me.

Sagamite:

Before Relationship

[list]
[li]When her fronting is becoming an insult rather than a statement and they are not aware of this (being rude and unfriendly is not evidence that you have high morals or taste, it just suggests you are an uncouth or juvenile idiot that is not worth my time) [/li]
[li]Poor conversationalists that think it is enough to just be fine (poor: leaving the guy to generate all the conversation or being one-dimensional with boring, non-intellectual interests e.g only talking about celebrities)[/li]
[li]Thinks she should be chased and she has to do nothing (e.g. call sometimes or suggest going out once in a while)[/li]
[/list]

During Relationship

[list]
[li]Creating an argument out of nothing especially when all is going well (can't we just bleeping get along?)[/li]
[li]Can't argue objectively and only sees it from "me, me, me" "I want" (what about what I want?)[/li]
[li]Thinks equality is for her to have an advantage, oyinbo calls this an oxymoron ideology (basically I should drop all traditional male privileges and she keeps the female privileges)[/li]
[li]Don't know when I want to do my own stuff and not "we are couples, so we must . . . . " (we are not joined at the hips, if I was not there you will be with someone else)[/li]
[li]When I think something is wrong and I ask what it is and she says "nothing" and wonders why I continue like if "nothing" is wrong (I will only ask twice in a loving way, don't push your luck)[/li]
[li]Being indecisive and wasting my day at a shopping mall (I know you feel you look good with me next to you shopping but I have better, more worthwhile things to do)[/li]
[li]Expecting me to read minds (the lack of mind-reading ability is not proof that my feelings for you is low, please shut it, I do really care)[/li]
[li]Asking me questions she knows she would not like the answer to (do I look like some target for a rat-trap?)[/li]
[li]When a comment is susceptible to intepretation choosing to inteprete as the negative connotation instead of the positive one (and then trying to start a fight)[/li]
[li]Trying to talk to me when I am watching the news or football (can't you bloody wait for the commercials or half time? Listening carefully to the news is how I avoid asking questions similar to the ones you ask sometimes) [/li]
[li]Changing clothes 3 times when we are rushing to go somewhere that she knew we are going to a week ago (part of indecisiveness)[/li]
[li]Raising her voice too frequently in arguments (not attractive, keep the GBWA in the ghetto, you are now in my classy hood)[/li]
[li]She is one of the most intelligent and objective at work but then is the reverse in a relationship especially in objectivity (and asking daft questions and then wonders why I looked at her like if she is a ghost)[/li]
[li]Waiting til it is too late or almost too late before telling me about the thing she needs my help on (I am good but I can assure you that I am not Superman with a cape under my shirt)[/li]
[li]Having so much shit negativities and then excusing it that "that is the way women are" (you are allowed a few from the catalogue, which you should moderate when it is causing troubles, but not the whole bleeping shop of faults)[/li]
[li]When after years together, she still feels the need to test my love by trying to see how far she can go with a bad behaviour before I snap (please grow up, don't make something [relationship] so easy, so hard. How come I never fight with my homeboys?)[/li]
[/list]

Oh my Dayz, who pissed u off

TOPE2000!:

Oh my Dyaz, who pissed u off

You did!

The Sly:

You did!

My sweet potatoe, wetin na? what did i do

The Sly:

You did!

My sweet potatoe, wetin na? what did i do

TOPE2000!:

My sweet potatoe, wetin na? what did i do

Your yanga is too much.

The Sly:

Your yanga is too much. 

me? u must have mistaken me 4 ur biatches oooo

TOPE2000!:

Oh my Dayz, who pissed u off

Results of over a decade of research and analysis work.

Unfortunately, more girls are being like this.

Some of these behaviours are, by and large, bearable. Others, I just would not stand for.

TOPE2000!:

me? u must have mistaken me 4 your biatches oooo

You are all 39DD D-same.

The Sly:

You are all 39DD D-same.

lolz. . . .we are not o
u know i treat u too nice

Sagamite:

Results of over a decade of research and analysis work.

Unfortunately, more girls are being like this.

Some of these behaviours are, by and large, bearable. Others, I just would not stand for.

To be honest. . . . .i am kinda guilty of some of the things you said but we are complex creatures
u guys just have to deal with it

TOPE2000!:

lolz. . . .we are not o
u know i treat u too nice


To be honest. . . . .i am kinda guilty of some of the things you said but we are complex creatures
u guys just have to deal with it

Bad news, You've just ruined my day.

The Sly:

Bad news, You've just ruined my day. 

ohh. . . . i am sowry na
u know i wen i am gud, i am really gud. . . . .cant u just over look my mistakes

TOPE2000!:

To be honest. . . . .i am kinda guilty of some of the things you said but we are complex creatures
u guys just have to deal with it

Sure, you will find a lot of guys that will be willing to deal with it. It just wouldn't be one like me.

Most of those faults would fail my criteria for "Developed Personality" testing to make me stay in the relationship.

Luckily, I have never lived with a woman (sister or girlfriend) to face the bathroom one most guys are complaining about.

TOPE2000!:

ohh. . . . i am sowry na
u know i wen i am gud, i am really gud. . . . .cant u just over look my mistakes

I have no choice, I dont want to sleep without pillows tonight.

Sagamite:

Sure, you will find a lot of guys that will be willing to deal with it. It just wouldn't be one like me. 

Most of those faults would fail my criteria for "Developed Personality" testing to make me stay in the relationship.

oh wow. . . . . . i wud really love to meet Mrs Sagamite one day
it seems u want lil miss perfect but sorry to disappoint u. . . . .she doesnt exist
Now im sure u aint excatly perfect urself. . . . right?

The Sly:

I have no choice, I dont want to sleep without pillows tonight.

Good man

TOPE2000!:

oh wow. . . . . . i wud really love to meet Mrs Sagamite one day
it seems u want lil miss perfect but sorry to disappoint u. . . . .she doesnt exist
Now im sure u aint excatly perfect urself. . . . right?

No, I don't want Ms Perfect, I want Ms Mature from the family clan of the Sane.

It is OK to have some faults, it is another thing to be dysfunctional and think it is excusable.

I am not perfect but thank God most girls will tell you my faults rarely lies in what I do, it all virtually lies in what I don't do that they think I must (usually subjective shit from a female perspective). That said, even those are few.

Sagamite:

No, I don't want Ms Perfect, I want Ms Mature from the family clan of the Sane.

It is OK to have some faults, it is another thing to be dysfunctional and think it is excusable.

I am not perfect but thank God most girls will tell you my faults rarely lies in what I do, it all virtually lies in what I don't do that they think I must (usually subjective shit from a female perspective). That said, even those are few.

Thats me so look no further and Thank God u know u aint perfect

Kunbee:

Thats me so look no further and Thank God u know u aint perfect

Iwo? That does not think I have a personality?

Let me catch you.

Sagamite:

Iwo? That does not think I have a personality?

Let me catch you.

Whats that , oya come and catsch me nao

Kunbee:

Whats that , oya come and catsch me nao

Iwo = "you" in Yoruba

^{Abi na "e wo"?}

No its correct just wanted 2 pull your fat thighs lol