10. Now the house – Alliance of Protected Crooks alsoo known by their initial – APC, was the most deceitful house in the land and several vile men swell their rank. Their banner has an insignia of broken broom held by a filthy hand.

11. Liar son of Momed speaks for them and he bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies – great and small to the people of the land. Some believe him, and several others curse him for the lies he told. Lair the son Momed is said to have been born with a lying tongue.

Lair son of Momed
15. Thereupon arose from his among his praise singers, a certain liar, Liar son of Momed. He visited King Bubu son of Hari in the dead of the night and thus addressed him:
16. “O great and mighty King, thou art stronger than Samson and faster than Cheetah, may you live longer than Methuselah son of Enoch and, may you crush all your enemies like Utman Dan Fodio your great grandfather.”
17. “O wise King, do not tell the people you are old and wrinkled and unfit for the job, for I shall tell them that your sneeze can cure their sick, your cough shall defeat She-cow and his army of terrorists, and your body language will fix the land and make crops grow.”
18. “O good king, even when thou shall tremble, I shall tell the people it is the earth that trembles at thy sight, not thy mighty self. And I shall blame all the ills of our land on our last King, Jonah the Able son of Locki, and the good shall be thy doings.”

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