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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


While u r in the atheist pandorra box where the universe originated from zero point nothing.
Clap for urself, wise one
cool

And your goofy deity came outta nothing,right?
A round of applause.
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 5:01pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


While u r in the atheist pandorra box where the universe originated from zero point nothing.
Clap for urself, wise one
cool

And your goofy deity came outta nothing,right?
A round of applause grin
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Ranchhoddas: 5:02pm On Oct 07, 2016
jagugu88li:


I read that Da Vinci Code and watched the movie too, I couldn't sleep for days. This not sleeping always happens when I have been discussing the mysteries of the Bible. The part where the Professor is discussing The Supper portrait, chai.
The Da Vinci Code robbed you of sleep because...?:/
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by ChemicalReaction(f): 5:29pm On Oct 07, 2016
jagugu88li:


I read that Da Vinci Code and watched the movie too, I couldn't sleep for days. This not sleeping always happens when I have been discussing the mysteries of the Bible. The part where the Professor is discussing The Supper portrait, chai.
Yours is even better. I felt I was gonna die for reading a thing like that. It was so scary that I couldn't stay in the dark until I started convincing myself it's just fairytale.
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by felixomor: 5:32pm On Oct 07, 2016
JSoE:


And your goofy deity came outta nothing,right?
A round of applause grin

Hehehe, please who said a creator came out of nothing.
He is the nothing and he is the everything, the beginning and the end, because He exists outside time, space and matter, he needs no creator.

Plesse assignment for u, go and study the origin of time.
cool

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Nobody: 5:44pm On Oct 07, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
The Da Vinci Code robbed you of sleep because...?:/

The scene where the Professor discusses the last supper: The setup of the scene, the tone of the professor, his eyes (there was something there I cant explain even to this day) etc.

I had just heard about this non-existent illuminati and the guy sharing that info talked about the key signs, the secret lingo, the keepers and many silly things. He delivered it exactly as the Prof in Da Vinci Code. He claimed to be a member of illuminati. So, him being my neighbour, and the book confirming his claims.........then I remembered the dude is European, the book is a Novel and anyway he could have read it way before me.

Bible mysteries scare me. I cant explain why, but they do.
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 5:53pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


He is the nothing and he is the everything.
I know,right?
What a paradox?
I love facts that render themselves null and void by themselves without much ado.

felixomor:


Plesse assignment for u, go and study the origin of time.
cool

Funny thing the one I studied in your bible seemed like something outta children's book of folklores.

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by felixomor: 6:00pm On Oct 07, 2016
JSoE:

I know,right?
What a paradox?
I love facts that render themselves null and void by themselves without much ado.



Funny thing the one I studied in your bible seemed like something outta children's book of folklores.

Instead of u to say u cant fathom anything that exists outside time space and matter, u r advertizing ur ignorance by labelling paradox.

Why dont u pause and ask urself when time began?
Or u think time didnt have a starting point?

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Ranchhoddas: 6:02pm On Oct 07, 2016
jagugu88li:


The scene where the Professor discusses the last supper: The setup of the scene, the tone of the professor, his eyes (the was something there I cant explain even to this day) etc.

I had just heard about this non-existent illuminati and the guy sharing that info talked about the key signs, the secret lingo, the keepers and many silly things. He delivered it exactly as the Prof in Da Vinci Code. He claimed to be a member of illuminati. So, him being my neighbour, and the book confirming his claims.........then I remembered the dude is European, the book is a Novel and anyway he could have read it way before me.

Bible mysteries scare me. I cant explain why, but they do.
Strange. The reactions are usually ones of outrage. It's the first time I am seeing an expression of terror at the book.
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 07, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Strange. The reactions are usually ones of outrage. It's the first time I am seeing an expression of terror at the book.
Yeah I know its strange cheesy

Do you know the kind of reply I would have gotten from you had I been the one asking that question? Anyway..
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Ranchhoddas: 6:27pm On Oct 07, 2016
jagugu88li:

Yeah I know its strange cheesy

Do you know the kind of reply I would have gotten from you had I been the one asking that question? Anyway..
What am I being accused of?
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 6:42pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:


Instead of u to say u cant fathom anything that exists outside time space and matter, u r advertizing ur ignorance by labelling paradox.

Why dont u pause and ask urself when time began?
Or u think time didnt have a starting point?

Well, like I said the info I got from your 'religious book of time' seemed very much like something outta children's storybook.
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by felixomor: 7:08pm On Oct 07, 2016
JSoE:


Well, like I said the info I got from your 'religious book of time' seemed very much like something outta children's storybook.

Abeg, go n sitdown. U nor know anything.
When u can mention one book more complete than the bible come and call me.

#yeyedeysmell

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 07, 2016
ChemicalReaction:
Yours is even better. I felt I was gonna die for reading a thing like that. It was so scary that I couldn't stay in the dark until I started convincing myself it's just fairytale.

Now watch the movie itself. Listen to the Professor's voice in that "Jesus had a wife, the wife was pregnant and the baby is currently with the Keepers" theory. Something about his voice made me shiver.

The author was very creative with it
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2016
felixomor:

Abeg, go n sitdown. U nor know anything. When u can mention one book more complete than the bible come and call me.
#yeyedeysmell
Are you tired? grin Professor Dickens. Bye,tough guy
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by felixomor: 5:08am On Oct 08, 2016
JSoE:


Are you tired? grin
Professor Dickens.
Bye,tough guy

So u couldnt name any more complete book than the bible ba?
U see how u messed up?
grin
When u find.
I will be waiting for u, call me
grin

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Timi141: 5:57am On Oct 08, 2016
He was taking Viagra in preparation for his 72 virgins.
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by oteneaaron(m): 6:43am On Oct 08, 2016
Smallville10:
smh... Give your life to Jesus and emancipate urself from mental slavery

Oga....stop playing d.umb....he made a very concrete point. You feel it's funny Insulting the Prophet of another religion.....but when your sweet Jesus is attacked....you start forming "Persecution".....

Stop making Christanity look Sadistic........

goodmorning.

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by oteneaaron(m): 6:52am On Oct 08, 2016
ChemicalReaction:
Yours is even better. I felt I was gonna die for reading a thing like that. It was so scary that I couldn't stay in the dark until I started convincing myself it's just fairytale.


I know deep in your heart, you know it isn't a fairy-tale.....

read the Preface of all of Dan-Brown's Novels........all the signs, and symbolism are very accurate.....

Even if Jesus had a wife and a Child, which personally I don't doubt, afterall he was a Jew.....does it really affect the Fact that he still "died" for our Sins??

After all,, even the bible at...John 21:25.....says and I quote...

" There are also, in fact, MANY other things that Jesus DID, which if ever they were written in full DETAIL, I suppose the world itself could not contain the Scrolls written.".....

Think about this carefully......why did the all the books canonized at the Nicean Council only contain details about Jesus's Divinity?.....What happened to the other Gospels




Goodmorning.
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 11:04am On Oct 08, 2016
felixomor:


So u couldnt name any more complete book than the bible ba?
U see how u messed up?
grin
When u find.
I will be waiting for u, call me
grin

Yea,you're right. There's no other book more complete than your buybull.

The buybull is fully 'complete' with a lotta cruel setups(Adam and Abraham), racism, unwarranted murders(eg Uzzah), blood/human sacrifices(Jephthah's daughter), misogyny, favouritism, hatred, discriminations(Lepers), threats of eternal damnation,you name it.

Which encyclopaedia/science/arts and humanities text could be more complete than an ancient book authoured by illiterate goatherders which says nothing in condemnation of rape but has a whole pile of bullcrap on how you shouldn't call the name of some shi.tty deity whose head has been stuck up in the clouds for ages in vain?

I know,right? grin

The buybull is the only complete book which tries to show you how logical and rational it is for a supposedly omnipotent god to have sent himself to die just to appease himself for the problem he had forknowledge of but went ahead to create them by himself. Yea, there is nothing fishy about the setup of Adam and the rib-being.

Professor Dickens, you're right. We should all read and follow the examples from the holy complete book irrespective of the fact that it hurts another person, animals, the environment. We should all make sure that we seduce someone else's spouse, kill the person and ask god for forgiveness. We should also stop wearing clothes of mixed fabrics. We should all make sure our daughters' rapists marry them. Yes before I forget, we need to start enslaving people making sure we beat them in a way that they'll be able to get up in the next three days.

More massage to your ego, prof.

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by felixomor: 11:09am On Oct 08, 2016
JSoE:


Yea,you're right. There's no other book more complete than your buybull.

The buybull is fully 'complete' with a lotta cruel setups(Adam and Abraham), racism, unwarranted murders(eg Uzzah), blood/human sacrifices(Jephthah's daughter), misogyny, favouritism, hatred, discriminations(Lepers), threats of eternal damnation,you name it.

Which encyclopaedia/science/arts and humanities text could be more complete than an ancient book authoured by illiterate goatherders which says nothing in condemnation of rape but has a whole pile of bullcrap on how you shouldn't call the name of some shi.tty deity whose head has been stuck up in the clouds for ages in vain?

I know,right? grin

The buybull is the only complete book which tries to show you how logical and rational it is for a supposedly omnipotent god to have sent himself to die just to appease himself for the problem he had forknowledge of but went ahead to create them by himself. Yea, there is nothing fishy about the setup of Adam and the rib-being.

Professor Dickens, you're right. We should all read and follow the examples from the holy complete book irrespective of the fact that it hurts another person, animals, the environment. We should all make sure that we seduce someone else's spouse, kill the person and ask god for forgiveness. We should also stop wearing clothes of mixed fabrics. We should all make sure our daughters' rapists marry them. Yes before I forget, we need to start enslaving people making sure we beat them in a way that they'll be able to get up in the next three days.

More massage to your ego, prof.


When u finish quoting the bible out of context, I am waiting for u to tell me the more complete book.
*Yawn* undecided

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 11:18am On Oct 08, 2016
felixomor:



When u finish quoting the bible out of context, I am waiting for u to tell me the more complete book.
*Yawn* undecided

grin grin grin
I have told you there's no other book as complete as the buybull which I didn't quote in the first place.

I just showed you how complete it is,Prof.
You're the greatest professor of our generation and your book of study is 'complete'. How can I possibly fault your claim?

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by felixomor: 11:22am On Oct 08, 2016
JSoE:


grin grin grin
I have told you there's no other book as complete as the buybull which I didn't quote in the first place.

I just showed you how complete it is,Prof.
You're the greatest professor of our generation and your book of study is 'complete'. How can I possibly fault your claim?

Ok, bye

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Nobody: 2:52pm On Oct 08, 2016
JSoE:


This is exactly my problem with christains.
You people like looking for trouble but later you'll turn around and play the victim.

You find it easy to mock others, burn down their shrines, infringe on their freedom of worship but when your churches are torched and your pastors beaten you'll start crying foul.

Y'all are free to say whatever about Mohammed. When he was yet alive (and even now he isn't), men said worse but nothing changes the fact that he is the messenger of the ONLY true God and that Muslims/Arabs are God's choosen people.
Oga you are on point, bash Islam and Christians will happily join you, turn to them and they will start wailing, lol

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Nobody: 2:54pm On Oct 08, 2016
felixomor:



When u finish quoting the bible out of context, I am waiting for u to tell me the more complete book.
*Yawn* undecided
Ogaaaa,you have finally pulled out your last card,"OUT OF CONTEXT ",lol

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Nobody: 2:57pm On Oct 08, 2016
Smallville10:
smh... Give your life to Jesus and emancipate urself from mental slavery
JSoE come o,I smell irony

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 3:21pm On Oct 08, 2016
Buharimustdie20:

Oga you are on point, bash Islam and Christians will happily join you, turn to them and they will start wailing, lol

You can imagine. This thread is originally to bash Muslims but when it went 360°,they started weeping.
Foolish christains

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by JSoE(f): 3:48pm On Oct 08, 2016
Buharimustdie20:

Ogaaaa,you have finally pulled out your last card,"OUT OF CONTEXT ",lol

Don't mind the dumbo. I just showed him how 'complete' the buybullcrap is and he screamed 'out of context' when he couldn't defend the facts.
He thought he was talking to a buybull novice.

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Ranchhoddas: 5:21pm On Oct 08, 2016
JSoE:


Don't mind the dumbo. I just showed him how 'complete' the buybullcrap is and he screamed 'out of context' when he couldn't defend the facts.
He thought he was talking to a buybull novice.
For ya mind. Let me ask you- What is your opinion of the Bible?
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Ranchhoddas: 5:24pm On Oct 08, 2016
felixomor:

Ok, bye
Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by felixomor: 5:26pm On Oct 08, 2016
Buharimustdie20:

Ogaaaa,you have finally pulled out your last card,"OUT OF CONTEXT ",lol

Remaining check up. Which is "gerrout" cool

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Re: Seriously, Every1 Needs To B Here And Answer Dis.. Muslims, Athiests, Christians by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 09, 2016
oteneaaron:


Oga....stop playing d.umb....he made a very concrete point. You feel it's funny Insulting the Prophet of another religion.....but when your sweet Jesus is attacked....you start forming "Persecution".....

Stop making Christanity look Sadistic........

goodmorning.
concrete kor granite ni

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