here are lists...... am sure guys will be Jealous after reading this

1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they'll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.

2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.

3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn't count either, boys.

4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.

5. Live longer: It's a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.

6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America's Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.

8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, la Fergie and Madonna.

9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men's shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.

10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a "Sorry, officer" is all it takes to get off scot-free.

11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.

12. Wing it on the dance floor...convincingly: Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won't even notice you're not a great dancer.

13. Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab. Hey guys, what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique?

14. Flirt with the bouncer: We bat our eyes at the doorman and get in the door with no cover charge. If a guy were to try it, we're thinking he might get kicked out of line.

15. Blame it on PMS: Just say the words "cramp," "tampon" or "period" and men instantly let you have your way.

an here is the most beautiful part.....read on
21 Things Women Can Do That Guys Can't

Wat sort of nonsense are these

The guys won't like this.

Funny

IamLEGEND1:
In summary, you've got nothing to offer this world but your butt,hot legs,boöbs and vagìna.
makes sense.

Kindly count me outta this. I have so much to give out to the world

IamLEGEND1:
In summary, you've got nothing to offer this world but your butt,hot legs,boöbs and vagìna.
makes sense.

men have nothing to offer than their diick and money

what kind pf fuckery is this

Counter Thread In A Jiff


Cc Me Sha Anyone who wants to counter

ItsQuinn:
men have nothing to offer than their diick and money

Are you saying you need more?? If you want companionship and love, get a dog, for spiritual guidance, counsel/advise call your pastor. We'll provide money and a nice chunk of ham. Of course you could get a job and buy a di'ldo, but y'all too lazy

CreamyMoltenLar:
Are you saying you need more?? If you want companionship and love, get a dog, for spiritual guidance, counsel/advise call your pastor. We'll provide money and a nice chunk of ham. Of course you could get a job and buy a di'ldo, but y'all too lazy

so what's the point of being in a relationship without companionship and love? These are the 2 reasons why a relationship exist, 90% of guys make relationships feel like it's a business.
Mr man...if you continue to have this mind set that a relationship doesn't involve companionship and love, there's a 200% chance your future wife will cheat on you with different men

Mtseew. Iranu

ItsQuinn:
so what's the point of being in a relationship without companionship and love? These are the 2 reasons why a relationship exist, 90% of guys make relationships feel like it's a business.
Mr man...if you continue to have this mind set that a relationship doesn't involve companionship and love, there's a 200% chance your future wife will cheat on you with different men

Nah, personally I've always believed human beings require psychological manipulation. If you want your wife to be faithful, make her psychologically dependant on you. Few people will understand this, but once a woman is psychologically hooked on you, its curtains baby

CreamyMoltenLar:
Nah, personally I've always believed human beings require psychological manipulation. If you want your wife to be faithful, make her psychologically dependant on you. Few people will understand this, but once a woman is psychologically hooked on you, its curtains baby

and how do you plan on doing that? Is it with your diick and money?

ItsQuinn:
men have nothing to offer than their diick and money

dats all women need

Then what all men need is just pvssy

jamalnation:

dats all women need

ItsQuinn:
men have nothing to offer than their diick and money

Wqooo....Best reply...and the ones with money like that guy up there offer excuses.......

lola024:



Wqooo....Best reply...and the ones with money like that guy up there offer excuses.......

so annoying .....99.9% of guys are very hypocritical when it comes to relationships

I was expecting something better..

hai cannor blif theixe

Yes your right,girls can use cucumber too and we cant but
1 Una no fit piss for bottle
2 Una no fit become naija president
3 Una no fit join USA navy seals
4 Una no fit dobo (Bleep toto)
5 Una no fit stay when dem dey do oro
..
Dem no born Una mother well

ItsQuinn:
men have nothing to offer than their diick and money

wot does girls want before,is it not dick and money so they can buy cucumber when d real dick is not home

CreamyMoltenLar:
Nah, personally I've always believed human beings require psychological manipulation. If you want your wife to be faithful, make her psychologically dependant on you. Few people will understand this, but once a woman is psychologically hooked on you, its curtains baby

bro u,dey fall my hand walai,see dat babe day tackle u and u no fit tackle am back...oya tell am say 1) why will a girl enter a relationship if she don't want to dobo 2) if u dey chop any girl Pomo well well,even tho u no get kobo she go dey take care of u and always dey come back

No! We want companionship, love and encouragement

sqooby:
wot does girls want before,is it not dick and money so they can buy cucumber when d real dick is not home

22. the last, a man can never be a zombie like a woman. by creating a thread dat only show d worthlessness of women by portraying d fact dat ur hips, bo.ob.s and p.u.ss-y are d only tin dat makes up ur life and determine how far u go. SMH.

ItsQuinn:
No! We want companionship, love and encouragement

Unfortunately,that is not the case for most number of baes in naija today

sqooby:
Yes your right,girls can use cucumber too and we cant but
1 Una no fit piss for bottle
2 Una no fit become naija president
3 Una no fit join USA navy seals
4 Una no fit dobo (Bleep toto)
5 Una no fit stay when dem dey do oro
..
Dem no born Una mother well

Yo on point mahn!!

ItsQuinn:
men have nothing to offer than their diick and money

Men gave you freedom!!!

makydebbie:
I smell counter thread

Is here already