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What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by segzybobo(m): 10:07am On Nov 18, 2016 |
I was dating a gurl and she told me that she was a virgin and that she has never had sex b4 and I actually agreed,........ then after a 4- 5 month or so that we eventually had sex and I didn't met her a virgin........ she gave excuse that she only did it once and she never thought that doing it one time can take her virginity away. guys, babes share ur experience 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by kinggogo: 10:16am On Nov 18, 2016 |
Oya, let d lies begin to roll in |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by MackBrooklyn: 10:18am On Nov 18, 2016 |
[size=18pt]When I eventually buy a Range Rover, I'll drive it straight to my ex house and ask her for directions to my house [/size] 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Smellymouth: 10:19am On Nov 18, 2016 |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ladycloud(f): 10:21am On Nov 18, 2016 |
I don't have an ex |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:22am On Nov 18, 2016 |
she tell me see johnsonn look at that OP head like that wembly ball wey u always play with ur niqqa |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by segzybobo(m): 10:23am On Nov 18, 2016 |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by generalbush(m): 10:25am On Nov 18, 2016 |
I am a virgin... And after many months of hustling and begging.... Me: I didn't see blood ooo Her: No every virgin bleeds at first sex Me: Seriously..... You know the rest... 1 Like
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:27am On Nov 18, 2016 |
she said her name was oluwakemi but I later found out that her name is kemi
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Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by segzybobo(m): 10:37am On Nov 18, 2016 |
generalbush: lol she see mark for your face nii |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:51am On Nov 18, 2016 |
Whenever i remember this lie eh... I cant stop laughing out loud this isn't in a relationship... I was with my uncle one certain time.. I actually spent the weekend with them.. So on sunday evening he told me to call his Driver so that he will drop me off early on Monday morning bfor going to the company.. Because he used to leave early cause o traffic.. . Fast foward... I forgot to call this man and inform him that he will drop me off... I woke up late and was rushing to get my self ready.... I didnt knw that my uncle have call his driver and asked him where he was... And the man told him that he's very close to the company... Fast foward.... When i was about to leave, he called me and ask if i still call d driver and i said yes... He asked wen i said immediately i woke up.. He said OKaY ... And asked what did he say... I replied " he said he's on his way here to pick me up ;-[ ..he said.. Can i check you dialed call.. I was like #MyGameIsUp .. As a sharp guy.. I dialed his number immediately i cut it back.. As i was about to reset my time he took the phone, checked d time i d driver's nnumba dialed ..he turn to me and show me..what time is this .. I said 5:45am he asked what's the time now ?? i was speechless 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:56am On Nov 18, 2016 |
[quote author=generalbush post=51138011]I am a virgin... And after many months of hustling and begging.... Me: I didn't see blood ooo Her: No every virgin bleeds at first sex Me: Seriously..... But it's true. Not everyone bleeds. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
It was my twin brother |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Ladycloud(f): 12:44pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
segzybobo:.No...I have been in one relationship and am still in the relationship.. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by firstking01(m): 6:20pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
segzybobo:Could 've been that she cheated on you while you are still dating and got disvirgined... |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Laveda(f): 6:23pm On Nov 18, 2016 |
I don't lie.. |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by folasayolyn(f): 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
I wasn't really toasting her, I was just joking |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:09pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
''You're the air I breath. Without you, I'd be dead" Damn! It's ages we broke up and she's still alive |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by GuDErboY(m): 3:06am On Nov 20, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod:She? |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by segzybobo(m): 7:20am On Nov 20, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: lolz... that's life ( never put ur trust in anyone except in God) |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by expensive2(f): 9:18am On Nov 20, 2016 |
my ex: kenny since we started this relationship have never lied to u....I was like oh really....he forgot he lied dat he was studying bus admin whereas he was studying marketing |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:09am On Nov 20, 2016 |
segzybobo:lol all this babes dem ehh |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Ladycloud:okay, you live in pluto....how much is their visa? |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:13am On Nov 20, 2016 |
comradespade:thats not a lie |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:23am On Nov 20, 2016 |
GuDErboY:yes, she |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by segzybobo(m): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by segzybobo(m): 11:26am On Nov 20, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: she for real... ar u from Lebanese (les****n) |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by MrCork: 11:29am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:33am On Nov 20, 2016 |
segzybobo:All my exs' are females and my present is female. So I don't understand what you on about |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:43pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by GuDErboY(m): 12:56pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod:U b lesbo ni? |
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