BROS KON KONTINUE NW... I DAY HEYH 4MORE ABEG

I'm so captivated by the fluidity of your write-ups. Keep it up! More greese to your elbow my guy. You really made my day.

fboonmy:

Are U really popular? 'cos I don't think I know U.

u don't need to know me now, but later,sooner u will... U will hear about it...

Dis ur tori dey totori my belle oh, u nah Badt guy u for no dey fear nah. Cool story man, ride on I dey ur back

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have been looking for the words written in blue where the update now??.

"Dump who" shape asked for the second time as she walked up to us. We just stared at her as she got close to the bed and saw Jennifer.
"What's wrong with her?, why is she lying like this?"
"Nothing do am, shey we tell you to stay in my room that we were coming" James replied her.
"I wasn't asking you, i was asking Neche" she said and faced me.
"I don't really know, we were together when she started shaking and then this whitish something was coming out of her mouth, i don't know what happened ".
Shape climbed the bed and observed her closer than i or James could ever get. She felt her temperature and did other checks while I just stood there, me and James staring at her.
" she still dy alive? " I asked
" she don die? " James asked
"Her body is still warm" She replied us
"But she won't die naa, eh shape, i should have listened to you when you said she was an Ogbanje"
"chilax naa, let me finish Checking her".
We stood there watching. I upgraded her to my savior at that instant. We watched her like she had the final say whether Jennifer would live or die. She seemed to know what she was doing from the look of things.
"Bring water and a towel" she instructed. James and i fell over each other while going for the water. The water appeared in no time and soon she was damping her forehead with the wet towel and wiping her face too. She soon rounded up and got up from the bed.
"So? " i asked
" She's still breathing, do you know if she is epileptic?"
"Epilepsy kwa, i don't know o" i said
"Hmm, Don't worry she will be fine, she will soon wake up" she said and hugged me, ordinarily i would have grabbed every part of her body, but this night was different, the hug was more of a consolation than a flirt but i needed it though. An extra reading seat came in from James room and we all sat, watching Jenny on the bed like a cinema.
5 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes passed, nothing happened. My worry returned but Shape's calmness kept me reassured.

2 hours later, we were all nodding from sleepiness and tiredness when she moved. I jumped from my seat and watched as she got up slowly, i felt like going over there and hugging her but i checked myself. We all got up and moved to her.
"Are you okay?" i asked her
"What happened?" James asked. Shape just looked.
"I'm fine, just a slight headache"
"Thank God, you scared the hell out of us" Shape finally said.
After much clarity, we bundled her into shapes room where they both were to sleep together, i didn't need further rough play. I was visibly shaken.
We sat on the bed staring into space.
"Guy i no do again " i said to James without looking at him.
" Do what?"
"Girls, i no chase again, e don do for me"
"Chinaza nko?"
"Only her"
"Eva?? "
" And her too, maybe "
" Cynthia?"
"No no, she's a devil"
"Precious, Amara?".
I kept quiet and just eyed him. His face was expressionless but i knew James, it was still on the way and then it came. He fell on the bed and downloaded all the laughter he could find on me, it wasn't funny at all.
"Guy see as you para, James i don kill person, them go arrest me, my papa go kill me, my mama, hahahahahaha, guy i no know say you can para like this".
James just laughed me into coma.
"Guy pity me naa, do you know that i French kissed and sucked this girl's mouth, that mouth wey that thing comot for am, guy i hope say this thing is not communicable o"
"And so? If en dy communicable nko?"
"Wetin u mean, if i contact am, you go happy like this, say i go dy fall and dy spit anyhow? "
" Before nko, at least e better pass Hiv" he said and restarted his laughing bouts
"James, oya begin dy go your room".......

fboonmy:

Really? Looking forward to hearing about it.

thanks man/girl but I promise to let u be aware of ow things roll... Thumps up

Chipappii:
I upgraded her to my savior at that instant. We watched her like she had the final say whether Jennifer would live or die.

Dis part got me laughing like mad, so Neche u don truly repent?

Na so monkey dey go market everyday, but one day he no go come back.

CHIPAPPII NA XMAS U DAY PREPARE 4 NA HIM MAKE U DAY STARVE PERSON YEA ABI KWANTINEW. I DAY YEA WAITING.

advocatebaba:
CHIPAPPII NA XMAS U DAY PREPARE 4 NA HIM MAKE U DAY STARVE PERSON YEA ABI KWANTINEW. I DAY YEA WAITING.

Lol. Have been busy bro

wherever you go chipapii, please come back to us

Chipappii:
Recently i have been bored and that increased my activities on facebook.
And so i met this new girl. Judging from her pictures, she was posh in all ramifications. So we got talking..
She was a jambite seeking admission into my school. I smiled at the prospect of hanging out with a jambito. I calculated they would be cheaper to run around with.

Long story short, i asked her out. After much whining and shakara from her, she accepted. We fixed a date, . Exchanged numbers and started looking forward to our meeting.


On a Monday afternoon like this, i was on my bed, half sleeping and half recovering from the little torment my babe, Chinaza gave me. That girl shaa.
My phone rang, i hurriedly picked and shouted a coarse hello into the mouthpiece. A very melodious female voice came up from the other end.
Me: Hello, na who be this?
Caller: Hi, its Rita, remember?
Me: Rita kwa? Rita from where?
Caller: Hey, you've forgotten already? We were supposed to be meeting today.

My head rang gbagam, i jumped up from my bed.

Me: yea Rita right, where are you now?
Rita: I'm about to leave my house. Just wanted to make sure it's still going down.
Me:Ok, you can start coming, call me when you get to the school gate.

Immediately we dropped the call. I quickly grabbed my towel, ran into the bathroom, did a quick wash up, i couldn't even remember if used soap or not.
I dressed up, picked my wallet, counted the 1000 naira notes inside, 5 in total. I slid the wallet in my pocket and ran to James, my friends room. We both lived in the same lodge. He had promised to escort me.
He hurriedly dressed up. And we both left the house. I ensured he had some money on him, just in case.

We were in a keke headed for the school gate when she called.

Me: Hey are you there yet?
Rita: Yea. We just dropped now.
Me: Ok. I will be there soon.

Then something like an audio flash back hit me.

Me: Did you say "we"
Rita: yea, i came with a friend, i didn't know the way so i needed her to help out.
Me: Okay o. Just wait for me. I dropped the call.

James just looked at me with a wicked grin on his face and said
"Guy, u don enter"
"Her friend better be cute too or i go just deny am for there sharp sharp" i said as the keke dropped us.

Locating them wasn't so hard. I observed her from afar and her pictures didn't lie. She was as cute as can be. Her friend too wasn't bad.

We approached them. Reintroduced ourselves. James just focused on her friend who's name was Cynthia.

So we moved into the nearest eatery. Got ourselves a seat. Called the waiter. I was going to order for snacks so i could at least have some change in my pocket. Then James asked them to make the order themselves. I just eyed him, he smiled and smacked his lips.

"But get us chivita juice first and then take their orders" James was still talking. I was graphically dividing the money in my pocket with my imaginary eyes.

The Juice came. We opened it, poured into our various glasses, started sipping as the girls started making their orders. Rita was representing their interest.

"We'll both take fried rice and chicken with lots of salad on it"

James who had his glass of juice on his lips quickly dropped it on the table. My eyes tripled in size.

"Wait, Bae are you two going to share the plate of rice or what?"
I asked
"Noo, we are getting two" Rita replied. James coughed
"Ok o" i said and faced my drink.

The waitress came back with two plates of steaming fried rice and huge chicken wings. Only God knows how i managed not to snatch the food for them. As the waitress was leaving she called after her and asked for two cups of ice cream.
I stepped hard on James feet under the table. He looked at me and grabbed his glass of juice and started gulping it.

As they were lazily eating their food. We started a conversation. Her friend was a 100 level student of mass communication in the school. While she was also trying to get admitted into the Same mass communication departmentWe talked for a long while. When they were almost done with their food, i got up and made my way to the rest room. Counted my money again. Half cried for my life, urinated and went back to the table only to be welcomed by additional two cups of ice cream and another Chivita juice. I looked at the door, the devil inside me started advising me to make use of the door but i just jejely strolled to our table and sat down. James just managed to cover a good part of his face with his hands and was convulsing with laughter.

I just cleared my throat. Called the waitress to get me the bill.
The bill arrived, 7,250 naira. I was really tempted to yell at the girls but i managed to control my emotions. I just pulled out the 5000 naira in my pocket, handed it over to James alongside bill, grabbed the new juice and poured a large quantity of it in my glass, after all i was paying for it. James completed the money and paid.

I looked at the girls who were still romancing their food.
"well, you girls should just round up and let's get going" i said
"We are through" Rita said and they both picked their handbags.
I looked at their plate, the food was still a bit much and the meat was scarcely touched.

I and James looked at each other with our mouths open. I nodded and we all left the eatery.
"So when are we seeing you guys again?" James asked as we got outside the eatery.
"well i will be coming to register for my post ume in 2 weeks time. Maybe we can hook up again" Rita said
"hope you guys will sleep over next time" james was still asking
"Ermm, till then" Rita replied.
James nodded. He felt his pocket and said he forgot his handkerchief inside. He went back inside.

I flagged down a keke and they both entered. I bade them farewell and asked the driver to move before they would start expecting me to pay their fare.

James came out with a nylon which i wasn't bothered to check because i was fuming inside.
"Guy which kind wahala be this naa" i half screamed as James approached me.
He looked at me and broke into a laughter.
"Guy those girls shaa, na your village people send them like this" he said
"And remember you dy owe me 2,250 naira o"
I looked at him and hissed. He laughed and suggested we stop a keke to take us back to our lodge.

"Na your nyash you go use pay for the keke" i told him

Shaa, we walked all the way to our lodge under the hot sun.

Immediately we got back. I just crashed on my bed.
James came into my room and grabbed my stove.

"Guy which level naa, wetin u wan use my stove do" i asked him
"i wan use am cook, no worry, i go comot 250 for the money wey you owe as compensation for the kerosene" he laughed and left with my stove. I hissed, got up from the bed and poured a small quantity of Garri in a cup and headed to James room to borrow sugar.

As i walked into his room, i saw him cooking the remaining fried rice and chicken those girls had left....

good one bro

byemx06:
good one bro

I DNT KNW Y SUMPIPU NO GET SENSE, MUST U QUOTE EVERYTIN.

@ Op, congra2latns 4 makin it 2 FRONT PAGE.. guess i'll com bck to read dis ur 'tory.

Hahahahahah!! chiboy!! Finally u nack epileptic bae

Iswear!! U don learn ur lesson

Still the same HAPPY XMAS BRO

Kk

Masterpiece

Very well articulated. Kept me spell bound since morning
I salute u

y'all shuld giv this nyukka a break.....(whispers....chipappi...update)

Honestly, your story has kept me bound here rather than attend to Ify who has be calling me has regards out arrangements today. Nice one bro, no regrets at all plus, Abeg, u fit give me Eva number? I like girls that are adventurous and knows how to lie their away outta if. I serious oo.

Correct, I started yesterday and I'm here now, yes bozz you hare too mush

Chipappii..where are thou?

Thanks people. Merry xmas

So today i saw a girl, a young girl, damn she was hot. She wore this short skirt that shot her laps out like hot live bullets, the sexiness of those laps can set the eyes on fire, and it was her selling point. Two hot laps plugged to a wide hotter hips shooting out a protruding ass out the back, jeez i could choose that figure over Beyonce's face. Her upper body wasn't bad either, full breasts struggling to jump out of a skimpy dress. As we all know, not all girls can have that killer figure and still get a cute face to match, except a selected few. It was either a cute face for you and a slim body or a hot body and not so cute face. This particular girl had the body but her face tried shaa. But wor dah fuur, i can as well cover her face and do her, i don't think the man down there, i mean that niggar, the one wey Brymo say hin no get shoulder, yea the prick, i don't think he cares about the face. That girl apart let's go straight to the issue at hand.


So after that mind wrecking event that took place in my room that night between me and Jennifer, i seemed to have lost my appetite for girls and now brush my teeth 3 times a day, i have stopped shaa, since i noticed that my toothpaste finished easily since i commenced that practice and since i had no money to spend on toothpastes,i just brushed with toothpaste and brush once a day and the rest of the time i just chew stick. I didn't enjoy it, just that after seeing a girl i literally licked her mouth spit that thing out, my mouth developed a new kind of taste that wasn't so pleasing. I don't know if it was my mind playing games on me or whatever but then i brush 3 times a day.

James and Shape never for once spared me the details of that nights affairs especially whenever i'm having a go at them. Shape was a perfect actress, she would give me a short play on my reaction that day while James gave the vocals perfectly, it didn't get stale and trust me, it wasn't funny.
School closed on 22nd of December and everyone went home. I got to the house, the first thing i did was break my engagement with Amara. I decided i needed to sacrifice something to God for denying the devil the chance to ridicule me via Jennifer.
So i went for midnight mass. Started by 10pm, i was in league with the Holy Spirit as i went to church with my Bible in my right hand and my Holy rosary in my left hand, i was ready to cast out and bind the devil of womanization in my life, i was going to be born anew along with Christ and that was my new year resolution. With a delicious hymn banging in my heart, i went into the church and found a seat for myself.
The service went smoothly and i was committed to it. The officiating priest's sermon was direct from heaven, it touched the softest part of my heart that no girl had gotten to, not even my first crush.
So i was busy being in the spiritual mood when this daughter of eve from where i do not know, not minding the fact that she was late to church still had the guts to be swinging her fine ass in the face of everybody, especially mine walked in. The Lord forbid that the devil will mess up this day for me. I decided i wasn't going to be tempted today, not today. I wouldn't have been tempted though if the girl had respected herself and found another seat but no, this piece of unbroken fine china decided the seat in front of me was the best for her.
She was undeniably beautiful on her long black gown. Chocolate in complexion and smooth skinned. Perky boobs and curvy hips graced her body, my exact full course meal. Either the Holy Spirit had left me or he was also admiring this piece with me. I fought and fought and was conquered. The rest of the service wasn't even for me. This girl replaced my Bible. I looked at her more than i looked at the Holy book. Church service rounded up by 1 am. In my rush to interact with the girl i almost left my spiritual properties behind. Since i wasn't successful in being born again, i had to know that girl, i can't come and go and lose on both sides naa.

"Merry xmas" i said as i walked up to her, my Bible clutched under my armpit and my rosary in my pocket.
"Wish you the best"
"Are you from this side"
"yes, why do you ask"
"Nothing really, just that I have not seen something like you in this part before "
" Hmmm, Something like me?" she said and looked at me.
"Exquisite, you look take away"
"Thank you".
"Welcome, i'm already liking you but don't take it to heart, i tend to fall in life with pretty things easily ".
It was night and she was dark but i could see the blush on her.
" Hmm, you don't even know my name and you are liking me already"
"I can like you without a name, i even have a name for you sef".
She laughed and i smiled.
"What name?"
"moonshine"
"Moonshine?"
"Yea, your face shines in the darkness "
" What's your own name? "
" Chimnaechelum". I tried to make it sound sexy.
"Nice name "
" thanks"

So we got to where we were supposed to part ways, i realized that i had been top busy talking nonsense that i forgot to collect her number earlier on. I asked for it, she said no, said that we would still see, i asked where, she said she lived around, i should ask people about her. We said our Good nights and second merry xmas and i started running home before they lock the doors on me. I was on my way home when it hit me that I don't even know the girls name, how do i ask people about her. Mtcheeeew. Instead of getting her name, i was busy giving her a new one(which kind carelessness be that na). So eventually, born again i no born, get the girl i no get. Angrily i walked home almost stumbling to the ground more than once. I got home and met Amara in the parlor, she Just got back from the church.

"Brother happy Christmas".
She said that with a frown on her face. She was still bitter with me ever since i dumped her.
"Wish you the best, come to my room sharp sharp" i said and ran upstairs leaving her behind in confusion. She came in some minutes later.

"Are you in your period?" i asked her.
"No"
"Lock the door and come "...


I broke my new year resolution before i had even gotten to new year.....

even more intresting. Ride on bro.

[b][/b][color=#550000][/color] u will not kimme wit laugh. My momma finks am crazy just sitting n laughing alone. Nice 1 Bro...

The KAIN Dieases way ur prick go carry no b 4 here, Walahi, ride on bro
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ROYH:
The KAIN Dieases way ur prick go carry no b 4 here, Walahi, ride on bro
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Hahahahahahaha. Thanks niggi

xaviercasmir:
even more intresting. Ride on bro.

Thanks bro