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How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by PortableAngel: 10:42am On Nov 24, 2016
Well carved beard
Calm look
Agbada
Black Mercedes
That Yoruba name
The Yoruba boy swag
The ultimate squad

He had it all! The Yoruba boy starter pack! 1,000! What was it about this guy that made me so uneasy? and why couldn’t I take my eyes away?

Our eyes meet and he returns my matching look with a daredevil smile…Oh! What nerve! I quickly avert my eyes …Who does this guy think he is? ..Mschew!

He starts to walk towards my direction, looking at me square faced in the eye and I start to feel my heart pounding…My inner self-squeals ‘OMG! he’s coming here”. Instead, he passes my table just to make conversation with the anorexic looking babe at my back. OK! Am pissed and I could not even

Hide it… As I stand up to leave my table, I feel a strong grip on my arm…’Where do you think you’re going?’…….I look back and all I could see is a full, pink lower lip and a very clean carved beard. Chineke! It’s him! ….Trying to keep my cool before I trip on my 5-inch heels…”I am sorry, do I know you?”

“No, am very sure you don’t but I really want to. My name is Oluwaferanmi”

And he really did get to know me. The aura of calmness around him should have been the red light for me but I just couldn’t resist. He just had this inexplicable resolve about him that made me want to jump through hoops for him, any time, any day.

‘Calm down, Baby girl’ Sewa, my bestie wasn’t having any of my gists. She just sat there looking at me like I am some kind of mumu.

‘You know he would only break your heart right? So why are you going with it?’

The simple fact that I could not answer that question made it ring in my head for days.


What exactly is it about these Yoruba boys?

You know how girls just love bad boys, Yoruba demons embody all the badness! All the bad boy streak! Why else would they be called ‘demons’?

They just always know the right thing to say at the right time. Even if you are wise enough to know it’s a lie, you still want to laugh and smile like a BOLO. You still tend to fall or want more of the words they are dishing. They know it, they know you know it, they know you like it and they know you would always be back for more. It’s pure mind fuckery… Trust me!

They look harmless and sincere. Even those with the bad boy look, beards and all have a certain sincere aura about them.

Knowing that 90percent of girls love romance, they prey on it! These Yoruba demons would stop at nothing just to wine, dine and…..EAT you! They are romantic to a fault. they would pop gifts at your door, just because….. Leaving you fantasizing about how caring, sensitive and loving this “Femi” guy…not to say that there aren’t romantic guys out there o!…. but damn! Yoruba demons are smooth Casanovas. There is no limit to a Yoruba demons’ spending. Even if his goal is to “hit and quit that” you would sha get some of the finest trips in town.

They have this cool, calm and collected aura about them and they play these qualities to the fullest. The ones that are not totally handsome have this confidence about them that totally makes up for their “normal” features.

These Yoruba demons pride themselves in their ability to possess and conquer even the most independent, unwilling chick that has seen it all. They are mighty fine, dressed to perfection with their killer smiles and ever so evident sophistication. They are the everyday woman’s dream (you really can’t deny) but most often than none, this dream ends in a nightmare with hearts all over the floor (the girl’s especially).

It is no surprise that these fickle men would not bother to look at the good inside if they are not interested in the package as to them a girl’s packaging is everything! These Yoruba demons don’t joke with their look or the big boy impression they are trying to portray so they tend not to go for anything less.

One really funny thing they do after they get to “hit and quit that ” is to act like it’s your fault they are leaving you. They guilt trip you so much so that you start thinking you have serious issues. The really crafty ones would come up with different excuses like; “Oh baby, I have issues with commitment”….The ever popular “it’s not you, it’s me” line or the “Am still working on myself”….”I don’t think I deserve you”… “I think I’m limiting you”….”you deserve better”… “Let’s take it slow”…..LOL!…Who says these?!!! They would never know all these before they hit that o…hehe! smh!

If you are still interested in nailing a Yoruba demon, please, guard yourself, defenses up all the way till the end! Remind yourself not to get your heart broken. Be a bad ass bit** yourself. Let him do the chase, catch his attention and know what to do with it, till you observe if he’s for real but before then, basically lean back (in Fat Joe’s voice) and enjoy the ride!

http://vergehub.com/what-makes-yoruba-demons-irresistible/?utm_source=nairaland&utm_campaign=nairaland_24_11_2016&utm_medium=blog
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 10:45am On Nov 24, 2016
undecided
Saw this yesterday
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by DaWNigerian: 10:57am On Nov 24, 2016
Hi! Very interesting insights. Please can I put it on a blog called www.datingwhilenigerian.com? It will fit.



PortableAngel:
Well carved beard
Calm look
Agbada
Black Mercedes
That Yoruba name
The Yoruba boy swag
The ultimate squad

He had it all! The Yoruba boy starter pack! 1,000! What was it about this guy that made me so uneasy? and why couldn’t I take my eyes away?

Our eyes meet and he returns my matching look with a daredevil smile…Oh! What nerve! I quickly avert my eyes …Who does this guy think he is? ..Mschew!

He starts to walk towards my direction, looking at me square faced in the eye and I start to feel my heart pounding…My inner self-squeals ‘OMG! he’s coming here”. Instead, he passes my table just to make conversation with the anorexic looking babe at my back. OK! Am pissed and I could not even

Hide it… As I stand up to leave my table, I feel a strong grip on my arm…’Where do you think you’re going?’…….I look back and all I could see is a full, pink lower lip and a very clean carved beard. Chineke! It’s him! ….Trying to keep my cool before I trip on my 5-inch heels…”I am sorry, do I know you?”

“No, am very sure you don’t but I really want to. My name is Oluwaferanmi”

And he really did get to know me. The aura of calmness around him should have been the red light for me but I just couldn’t resist. He just had this inexplicable resolve about him that made me want to jump through hoops for him, any time, any day.

‘Calm down, Baby girl’ Sewa, my bestie wasn’t having any of my gists. She just sat there looking at me like I am some kind of mumu.

‘You know he would only break your heart right? So why are you going with it?’

The simple fact that I could not answer that question made it ring in my head for days.


What exactly is it about these Yoruba boys?

You know how girls just love bad boys, Yoruba demons embody all the badness! All the bad boy streak! Why else would they be called ‘demons’?

They just always know the right thing to say at the right time. Even if you are wise enough to know it’s a lie, you still want to laugh and smile like a BOLO. You still tend to fall or want more of the words they are dishing. They know it, they know you know it, they know you like it and they know you would always be back for more. It’s pure mind fuckery… Trust me!

They look harmless and sincere. Even those with the bad boy look, beards and all have a certain sincere aura about them.

Knowing that 90percent of girls love romance, they prey on it! These Yoruba demons would stop at nothing just to wine, dine and…..EAT you! They are romantic to a fault. they would pop gifts at your door, just because….. Leaving you fantasizing about how caring, sensitive and loving this “Femi” guy…not to say that there aren’t romantic guys out there o!…. but damn! Yoruba demons are smooth Casanovas. There is no limit to a Yoruba demons’ spending. Even if his goal is to “hit and quit that” you would sha get some of the finest trips in town.

They have this cool, calm and collected aura about them and they play these qualities to the fullest. The ones that are not totally handsome have this confidence about them that totally makes up for their “normal” features.

These Yoruba demons pride themselves in their ability to possess and conquer even the most independent, unwilling chick that has seen it all. They are mighty fine, dressed to perfection with their killer smiles and ever so evident sophistication. They are the everyday woman’s dream (you really can’t deny) but most often than none, this dream ends in a nightmare with hearts all over the floor (the girl’s especially).

It is no surprise that these fickle men would not bother to look at the good inside if they are not interested in the package as to them a girl’s packaging is everything! These Yoruba demons don’t joke with their look or the big boy impression they are trying to portray so they tend not to go for anything less.

One really funny thing they do after they get to “hit and quit that ” is to act like it’s your fault they are leaving you. They guilt trip you so much so that you start thinking you have serious issues. The really crafty ones would come up with different excuses like; “Oh baby, I have issues with commitment”….The ever popular “it’s not you, it’s me” line or the “Am still working on myself”….”I don’t think I deserve you”… “I think I’m limiting you”….”you deserve better”… “Let’s take it slow”…..LOL!…Who says these?!!! They would never know all these before they hit that o…hehe! smh!

If you are still interested in nailing a Yoruba demon, please, guard yourself, defenses up all the way till the end! Remind yourself not to get your heart broken. Be a bad ass bit** yourself. Let him do the chase, catch his attention and know what to do with it, till you observe if he’s for real but before then, basically lean back (in Fat Joe’s voice) and enjoy the ride!

http://vergehub.com/what-makes-yoruba-demons-irresistible/?utm_source=nairaland&utm_campaign=nairaland_24_11_2016&utm_medium=blog
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by PortableAngel: 1:28pm On Nov 24, 2016
DaWNigerian:
Hi! Very interesting insights. Please can I put it on a blog called www.datingwhilenigerian.com? It will fit.

Yes You can but please reference the link above

Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Jenny1010(f): 1:52pm On Nov 24, 2016
yoruba demon my foot angry

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Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Kellibae(f): 8:54pm On Nov 25, 2016
Jenny1010:
yoruba demon my foot angry


Same here dear. Our men still rock

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Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 8:56pm On Nov 25, 2016
Jenny1010:
yoruba demon my foot angry

Hey babe, why u looking for a V boy as stated on your profile
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by henrydadon(m): 9:13pm On Nov 25, 2016
why are you using the term yoruba demon

[img]http://i./nUulg8JdwmPu.gif[/img]

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Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Jenny1010(f): 10:20pm On Nov 25, 2016
RoyWealth:
Hey babe, why u looking for a V boy as stated on your profile

thats my choice undecided
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by TIDDOLL(m): 10:31pm On Nov 25, 2016
Too Long...**Just peep outer your window for night, see any Black Bird... Especially Crowl wey dey make one kind sound undecided......You Don knack Two in one b dat..demon+winch....... .. undecided
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by luminouz(m): 11:53pm On Nov 25, 2016
Jenny1010:
yoruba demon my foot angry

U don't know what Ur missing.....check ma dp....
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by luminouz(m): 11:54pm On Nov 25, 2016
Kellibae:


Same here dear. Our men still rock
Kellibae abi kellybushy or wetin. U dey bear sef.....wee u kip kwayet! grin
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Kellibae(f): 1:09am On Nov 26, 2016
luminouz:

Kellibae abi kellybushy or wetin. U dey bear sef.....wee u kip kwayet! grin

undecided
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Histrings08(m): 1:21am On Nov 26, 2016
We no demons, we're angels..
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 2:39am On Nov 26, 2016
hahaha cheesy good stuff. This always make me smile...good stuff
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 2:40am On Nov 26, 2016
Histrings08:
We no demons, we're angels..
hahaha cheesy
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by sconp: 3:47am On Nov 26, 2016
RoyWealth:
Hey babe, why u looking for a V boy as stated on your profile
ennnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
Run ooooooooooooooo. December don reach ooo
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Histrings08(m): 4:09am On Nov 26, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
hahaha cheesy
I'm telling u
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 5:10am On Nov 26, 2016
henrydadon:
why are you using the term yoruba demon

[img]http://i./nUulg8JdwmPu.gif[/img]

Lmfaoo!! Omg can't stop laughing!
Re: How To Identify A Yoruba Demon by Nobody: 5:14am On Nov 26, 2016
sconp:

ennnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
Run ooooooooooooooo. December don reach ooo
ah dey tell u my broda cheesy

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