funny black Friday, on the radio was like- come to shoprite for 50% discount on all goods.. blah blah blah..—on hearing this ehn my head boot to awuf mode i and my friend hastily went to shoprite during jumat, we even entered a bike to get there quick before jumat ends, as we reached eh... come an see market crowd, no baskets sef (we luckily found one though) people were buying drinks cornflakes and indomie (in cartons) mostly, i quickly sensed something wrong. my friend just hurried away from my side and put 2 cornflakes, 2 breads, Titus, geisha, thinking they were half the price.. i just told him id confirm outside from someone that has paid he didn't want me to, but I did anyways because if you use your number 7 sef, it ain't possible, 50% discount on all goods? and yes the advert from the radio was fake.. i just zoomed through the crowd to look for this guy before he pays. when i found him basket don full. I told him what i saw but he still insisted that its true, I then told him to ask a staff, it was then he believed, and as if he smoked weed he just took the basket and started walking like a robot as he was dropping them one by one, I just thought he'll drop few, until he came back with an empty basket, jeez.. I just started laughing like a drunk and pleaded with him to buy something, so it wont be like we came to window shop. after going upandan we finished shopping, when we were about paying we saw a lady arguing with the cashier about the 50%, me and my friend just shouted, black Friday ooo, everybody that understood started laughing.. she just took her basket angrily and stared daggers at me like i was the only one laughing, her face made me laugh the more, i just kept staring at her her as she put everything back to the stands.. I just looked back and saw a trolley loaded with drinks and indomie cartons, the load was as tall as me.. it was then I knew the drinks were N400 cheaper and indomie N900,it was then I realized that people were buying drinks for Christmas and new year celebrations.... hahahah I practically saved my friend from embarassment

U think the seller mumu abi, this kind reccession time, infact go check those drinks and indomie u bought maybe they wil all expire next month. Black friday ko blue monday ni.

kikikikikikkkjkk very funny

Black friday kwa!

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THIS YEAR'S BLACK FRIDAY WAS REALLY "OVER-HYPED"

DanPel:
THIS YEAR'S BLACK FRIDAY WAS REALLY "OVER-HYPED"

Nigerians will never learn.

we were fooled the first time most shops started talking about black Friday last year especially when most online stores websites went OFFLINE throughout the event.
they came again this year and people still believed them.

this is how Buhari will come again and Nigerians will vote for him because we don't learn from past experience.

uairaland:


Nigerians will never learn.

we were fooled the first time most shops started talking about black Friday last year especially when most online stores websites went OFFLINE throughout the event.
they came again this year and people still believed them.

this is how Buhari will come again and Nigerians will vote for him because we don't learn from past experience.

My frnd. 4relating dis to Buhari collect handshake.. on dat black friday stuff nigerians will stil fall 4it nxt year. A BET.