Softbamboo:


Ok that's it... u aren't good enough for my sister

hilarious. My people do not discus marriage with sisters, online monikers, etc.

If you want me for your sister then give me your father's contact.

Playa0ne:

My eyes are my finest features I dont want you all drolling.. and I didnt say I was interested in your sister..do I even know her?

Would not mind skyping with you shasometimes, then you can see me without the colours and Droll as I said..No time for Skyping today sha...another time.

I'm not interested ...don't u think I have a bf.... mxm

I knew u were crushing on me... wait till u see my sister

Tallesty1:
hilarious. My people do not discus marriage with sisters, online monikers, etc.

If you want me for your sister then give me your father's contact.

Oh my gosh I think I'm gonna cry...

This is beautiful.... ok can u afford bride price

luminouz:

Do u even know what a Mandingo is? Men always talking about their big dvcks are usually flops in bed!

Don't preach what you don't know. If you can get it up then you can make it work.
Mandingo is every girl's dream.

CarrotAndStick:

Don't preach what you don't know. If you can get it up then you can make it work.
Mandingo is every girl's dream.

... um guy please keep it clean...

My sister will not be blessed with this

Please put it away

Softbamboo:


... um guy please keep it clean...

My sister will not be blessed with this

Please put it away

I was only gracing your thread with a huge black dick the right size for the average black teen. But since you've asked me to take it off...

Well!

CarrotAndStick:

Don't preach what you don't know. If you can get it up then you can make it work.
Mandingo is every girl's dream.

I don't think so! My ex definitely wouldn't dream of this! My dvck ain't as long n thick as this n she cries every time I do it.....hits her cervix most times too! Only my skills kept her from running away! Till date I thank God for giving me a thick one..rather than a long one! Men like Mandingo don't tell u what they go through! Besides....I doubt u have 11 inches of anything.....more like 11mm of carrot stick!

Softbamboo:


I'm not interested ...don't u think I have a bf.... mxm

I knew u were crushing on me... wait till u see my sister

Keep dreaming, helping your bored ministry by offering to Skype you sometime doesn't translate to crushing on you. Village girl even married people Skype.

luminouz:

I don't think so! My ex definitely wouldn't dream of this! My dvck ain't as long n thick as this n she cries every time I do it.....hits her cervix most times too! Only my skills kept her from running away! Till date I thank God for giving me a thick one..rather than a long one! Men like Mandingo don't tell u what they go through! Besides....I doubt u have 11 inches of anything.....more like 11mm of carrot stick!

Please stop with this pissing contest

None of you will even get the pleasure of showing it to my sister... so u can just stop naw

Playa0ne:


Keep dreaming, helping your bored ministry by offering to Skype you sometime doesn't translate to crushing on you. Village girl even married people Skype.

I know u want me... it's okay ... kisses?

Softbamboo:


Please stop with this pissing contest

None of you will even get the pleasure of showing it to my sister... so u can just stop naw

Lol! We ain't fighting....sorry for detailing d thread..OK?

Softbamboo:


My father will be collecting it but I just want to see if the guy is right...

Because of her job and baby bearing hips we are starting at a minimum of R50 000

50k rand....lol now this is a joke.
..So what's she bringing to the table
I guess ovaries ba....lol

tell me This is a joke please

luminouz:

I don't think so! My ex definitely wouldn't dream of this! My dvck ain't as long n thick as this n she cries every time I do it.....hits her cervix most times too! Only my skills kept her from running away! Till date I thank God for giving me a thick one..rather than a long one! Men like Mandingo don't tell u what they go through! Besides....I doubt u have 11 inches of anything.....more like 11mm of carrot stick!

Your ex is either underage and a learner or you don't understand the art perfectly. Mandingo - long and huge - is the best tool for every sexually fit chic, young or old.
The main attraction is that every time they have sex with you they would want to try new things. If they took it halfway yesterday, they would want to take it beyond half today. And the exercise continues till whatever happens. Sex never gets boring as long as you're able to get it up and stiff.
I'm not supposed to discuss my dick with you coz that would sound so gay. But if you have a sex freak to hand over, get her to me and she'd share the testimony with you.

deflover:


50k rand....lol now this is a joke.
..So what's she bringing to the table
I guess ovaries ba....lol

tell me This is a joke please

Great mind, loving, very good Job... love, ovaries... patience, great food... ah do I need to continue

luminouz:

Lol! We ain't fighting....sorry for detailing d thread..OK?

I'm sorry to say but he won

That last come back was potent... all the women here will agree

Softbamboo,

Why does your sister fancy Nigerian dudes? I'm curious.

Would she relocate to Nigeria ? Wives mostly, normally, shift bases because of their hubs and not vice-versa.

Lemme know so I can toss my hat in the Ring.

If she's a chunkier version of you, PM your Dad's number so I can arrange to pay lobola ASAP! I've been dreaming of marrying an exotic wife of late.

Softbamboo:


Great mind, loving, very good Job... love, ovaries... patience, great food... ah do I need to continue

So why ask for 50k rand as bride price
is she on olx or something

besides as a man I don't care if a lady works or not
what I care about is if she is a believer
her work with God and for God
So how is her Christian life

CarrotAndStick:

Your ex is either underage and a learner or you don't understand the art perfectly. Mandingo - long and huge - is the best tool for every sexually fit chic, young or old.
The main attraction is that every time they have sex with you they would want to try new things. If they took it halfway yesterday, they would want to take it beyond half today. And the exercise continues till whatever happens. Sex never gets boring as long as you're able to get it up and stiff.
I'm not supposed to discuss my dick with you coz that would sound so gay. But if you have a sex freak to hand over, get her to me and she'd share the testimony with you.

My take is simple! Men who talk as u do about sex are flops in d act! D fact ur even giving me this epistle shows am right.....real men let their works speak for them! I need say no more....

Ok need to go and be productive now...I'm unfollowing the thread

It was fun playing ... really was bored indeed.

I do have a sister and only Smellyanus will get to chat to her... I told her the story and she just laughed

Emperorlee... if you are into bestiality pm me...

Good night guys

Softbamboo:


I'm sorry to say but he won

That last come back was potent... all the women here will agree

Win or lose..who cares? My sex life is my biznez!Thought we are here for Ur sister...or u have forgotten so soon?

luminouz:

My take is simple! Men who talk as u do about sex are flops in d act! D fact ur even giving me this epistle shows am right.....real men let their works soeak for them! I need say no more....

Well, feel free to believe whatever rocks your boat. We're not in any life sex competition to know who the real man is.

CarrotAndStick:

Well, feel free to believe whatever rocks your boat. We're not in any life sex competition to know who the real man is.

Peace out!

kindredspirit:
Softbamboo,

Why does your sister fancy Nigerian dudes? I'm curious.

Would she relocate to Nigeria ? Wives mostly, normally, shift bases because of their hubs and not vice-versa.

Lemme know so I can toss my hat in the Ring.

If she's a chunkier version of you, PM your Dad's number so I can arrange to pay lobola ASAP! I've been dreaming of marrying an exotic wife of late.

She just laughed at the whole thing... I don't think she would be interested

U seem a bit too old for her too plus I think u need to heal from your break up

Softbamboo:


I know u want me... it's okay ... kisses?

Want you? Because of your fake makeup or fake hair? Am not sure why I should want you. I have alot of real prettier girls of all colours and race with real hairs around me...what should make me want a fake (for all I care) on nairaland that I barely know?

Softbamboo:


She just laughed at the whole thing... I don't think she would be interested

U seem a bit too old for her too plus I think u need to heal from your break up

Hehehe! I need to "heal" from my "break up"!

Softbamboo ! You crack me up so bad ! Gosh! What a sport!

I'm too old? Us Beard Gang members look way older than our years.

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Hehehe! I need to "heal" from my "break up"!

Softbamboo ! You crack me up so bad ! Gosh! What a sport!

I'm too old? Us Beard Gang members look way older than our years.

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I can't sleep.... I'm glad you had a good laugh...

How old are you

Playa0ne:


Want you? Because of your fake makeup or fake hair? Am not sure why I should want you. I have alot of real prettier girls of all colours and race with real hairs around me...what should make me want a fake (for all I care) on nairaland that I barely know?

Ey play nice

I'm not in the mood to fight... can't you spot an innocent tease... was just trying to have fun na

Softbamboo:


Ey play nice

I'm not in the mood to fight... can't you spot an innocent tease... was just trying to have fun na

What part of Nigeria are you from?

Playa0ne:


What part of Nigeria are you from?

I'm not from Nigeria...

From SA

Softbamboo:


I'm not from Nigeria...

From SA

Zulu or koza?

Playa0ne:


Zulu or koza?

Tsonga....

Playa0ne:


Zulu or koza?

It's Xhosa .... not Koza