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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Goldenheart(m): 10:43am On Dec 18, 2016
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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by SouthWestBlood(m): 10:43am On Dec 18, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

It is better to live like there is a God. Because when you die and there is no God, you've nothing to lose. But to die and find out that there is a God, it'll be too late.

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by dyabman(m): 10:43am On Dec 18, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

You and stupidity lipsrsealed

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Proffdada: 10:44am On Dec 18, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions
you've just narrated your father's life. If only you know how the devil is mocking your lost soul

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by felixomor: 10:44am On Dec 18, 2016
dyabman:


You and stupidity lipsrsealed

Lol
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Gten(m): 10:45am On Dec 18, 2016
The name Jesus signifies everything good. Blessing's abound to those that believe!
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Lexusgs430: 10:45am On Dec 18, 2016
Jesus of oyingbo aka Jesu oyingbo

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Nobody: 10:45am On Dec 18, 2016
It just means Jesus. A persons name.
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Shedysworld(m): 10:46am On Dec 18, 2016
The name above every other name. JESUS
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Dc4life(m): 10:46am On Dec 18, 2016
seunlly:


Early morning madness.
How could u be so dumb to describe a mighty man in battle like that.
If u don't know anything him then you keep mute rather than wasting your sibling battery and MB.

Mighty Man in what battle?? Smh

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Bekimbo(m): 10:47am On Dec 18, 2016
The name jesus has no meaning in my language
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by LordCenturion(m): 10:48am On Dec 18, 2016
Omooba77:
Thou shall call his name Jesus ......Matthew 1:21.
What does the name Jesus mean to you as a Christian? Compliments of the season Sir and ma!


It means a scam

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Ekeseges(f): 10:48am On Dec 18, 2016
My saviour and King of kings
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by locateshaamsaad: 10:49am On Dec 18, 2016
To me Jesus is a prophet sent by God
Mathew 21 10:11
Servant of God

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Pdizzle(m): 10:49am On Dec 18, 2016
SouthWestBlood:


It is better to live like there is a God. Because when you die and there is no God, you've nothing to lose. But to die and find out that there is a God, it'll be too late.

That means you are actually gambling. But there's about 3000 religions, so which one of the gods is your stake on. And remember you stand the same chance with the atheist[there might be no god as well] in the odds of 3001:1

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by seunlly(m): 10:52am On Dec 18, 2016
Dc4life:

Mighty Man in what battle?? Smh
In every battle.
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by zicoswagg(m): 10:53am On Dec 18, 2016
TeamSimple:
A Man city Winger.
Hope You Know You Won't Be Lonely In Hell?

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by famo19: 10:53am On Dec 18, 2016
My life
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Nobody: 10:54am On Dec 18, 2016
The unshakeable Saviour.
Always gidigbam!


Other aclaimed saviours will come and go and their reign will fade without ifa telling you.
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by bimbo2k10: 10:54am On Dec 18, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions


Is these all u have to say? Another Atheist on NL spotted

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Pokermon: 10:55am On Dec 18, 2016
VICTORY!!
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Nobody: 10:55am On Dec 18, 2016
My saviour,i love him. kiss kiss
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Omojolaray(m): 10:55am On Dec 18, 2016
Truth and amen
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by fingistan(m): 10:56am On Dec 18, 2016
It is the name above all names, so it's actually Gods name.
Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Jokerman(m): 10:56am On Dec 18, 2016
The Saviour of the whole world

The first and the Last

The one who makes all things new

My Lord and personal saviour

The name above every other name

The name at which every knee must bow

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Nobody: 10:56am On Dec 18, 2016
Lexusgs430:
Jesus of oyingbo aka Jesu oyingbo
Smh,u need sense. angry

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by zicoswagg(m): 10:58am On Dec 18, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

You are the dumbest person that ever walked the earth... Hope you've heard of John Lennon and the rest?... #GoatBrain

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Kennitrust(m): 10:58am On Dec 18, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions
u will live to correct ur mistake. but if death takes u on it's own that one Na ur own be that.

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by Pokermon: 10:58am On Dec 18, 2016
Dc4life:
It means nothing to me, He's just a fictional character created by the Romans at the council of Nicea in AD 325


If you'll attack me... come at me with facts undecided
You sir, are an oxygen thief!

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by enochogaga(m): 10:58am On Dec 18, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

i pity u, i dont see u speaking this i see the devil himself speaking. that devil will be out frm u soon

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by purem(m): 10:59am On Dec 18, 2016
The name means LIFE

It is the reason of our EXISTENCE

Even non believer, evil doers sinners find
salvation in this NAME

So it means everything u could
Ever imagine

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Re: What Does The Name Jesus Mean To You? by nwakibie3(m): 10:59am On Dec 18, 2016
if it is topic that has to with islam u will be forced to agree to some terms about islam before u can comment on the thread but this one has to do with Christianity and everyone is free to comment without agreeing to some terms about Christianity. Nairaland mods una try. Back to the topic, That name JESUS is the name above every other name of which every knee must bow at the mention of it.

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