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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by AlvanT(m): 5:59am On Jan 08, 2017
Billyonaire:
We cant tell if the bolt is too small for the nut or the nut is too wide for the bolt.

Move on, stop disgracing men, let her find her match while you also find your match.

I can assure you, Chinese women will find you perfect.
Baba Billy grin does it mean genetically Chinese men tend to have smaller joysticks even smaller than Caucasians? haba
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 7:58am On Jan 08, 2017
AlvanT:
Baba Billy grin does it mean genetically Chinese men tend to have smaller joysticks even smaller than Caucasians? haba

Yep, they come small naturally, organically designed for their women, their ladies come in small packages if you understand what I mean.

Try it.

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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Splinz(m): 8:05am On Jan 08, 2017
Catalin:
This is why you should date a virgin and not a borehole.

Yeah... Virgins!
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by enuk80(m): 10:36am On Jan 08, 2017
Emescot:
What does ur joystick measure? 5inches or 4? Maybe she watches porn alot and she was expecting something as big as 8inc or 10inc and she went to another guy and sees that its the same... Wateva bro just forget about her she is not worth it, any girl that makes u feel bad at any point in your life is not worth the trouble, move on and maintain ur self respect, women diz dayz dont know what they want.

I totally agreed with you...she is not calling you because she wants you back...she called because she miss the things she benefits from you aside sex...so my guy, she doesn't no worth...if actually she is into you, your dick shudnt be a problem for her...she is sex freak...don't call her just move on...if u do, u will only end up hurting yourself...I must say she has a perfidious attitude

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