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My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by sumesis30: 6:15pm On Jan 07, 2017
There's this girl that we dated for over a month. We really loved eachother so much, even we planned to get married later this year. She was everything to me. Initially, when we had sex she complained of my small joystick in which it affected my ego so much. She even went ahead to purchase drug that may enlarge it in which it's very uncertain. But in following day, she began to distance herself from me. She put up some uncaring attitudes in which I overlooked due to my extreme love for her. When she broke up with me, she told me that we should remain as friends that we should fix the issue of my joystick enlargement that after then we'll now talk about the relationship again. Two days after she broke up with me she has been calling me since then, sometimes I would ignore her WhatsApp msgs/ calls, sometimes I might pick it sometimes I might not. She even invited me to her house on New Year day in which I refused to go in order to maintain my ego and respect. With the way she's been calling me, does it mean she wants me back or something else? Though, for the past 3 days now I haven't heard from her and am worried and really miss her,I dnt want to be tempted to call her. Does it also mean she has moved on? Pls I need a mature advice. I can't just stop thinking about her.
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by preizton(m): 6:19pm On Jan 07, 2017
Lol
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Lionbite(m): 6:20pm On Jan 07, 2017
She is horrny and she's willing to manage your small prick like that until she finds a bigger one.

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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 07, 2017
grin


See... Now ur pride is giving u headache.. Abeg, pick up that damn phone and call her.. Besides whatsapp has a video call now.. Sometimes, we have to swallow our pride if we really care & love that person..


Men & their ego are like 5&6..
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by tizzdi(m): 6:25pm On Jan 07, 2017
cheesy angry grin grin

Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Emescot(m): 6:55pm On Jan 07, 2017
What does ur joystick measure? 5inches or 4? Maybe she watches porn alot and she was expecting something as big as 8inc or 10inc and she went to another guy and sees that its the same... Wateva bro just forget about her she is not worth it, any girl that makes u feel bad at any point in your life is not worth the trouble, move on and maintain ur self respect, women diz dayz dont know what they want.

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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by AntiWailer: 6:56pm On Jan 07, 2017
Move on.

She just want u to keep paying her bills
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by brandydaniells(m): 6:59pm On Jan 07, 2017
so sorry ...just go for 13 years old girl ...there Toto still small...
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by ajani1978(m): 7:00pm On Jan 07, 2017
Picture of it please?
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by dollyjoy(f): 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2017
Go for joystick enlargement op. tongue
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jan 07, 2017
We cant tell if the bolt is too small for the nut or the nut is too wide for the bolt.

Move on, stop disgracing men, let her find her match while you also find your match.

I can assure you, Chinese women will find you perfect.

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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jan 07, 2017
How many girls with flat breast get married in a year. Don't let anybody hurt your ego she's not serious. Your own will come.

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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jan 07, 2017
does your small thing means you shouldn't penetrate hard?

it is not about small but how deep you can penetrate.

just saying
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Florblu(f): 7:13pm On Jan 07, 2017
It will be wise of you to pick her call because she might have gotten solution to your predicament
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Jodha(f): 7:49pm On Jan 07, 2017
Picture of the joystick or we don't believe it grin (just joking) seriously free the lass, forgeh bout her, she's not worth your stress(karma would catch up with her)

Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by seunny4lif(m): 7:56pm On Jan 07, 2017
grin
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jan 07, 2017
This is why you should date a virgin and not a borehole.

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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jan 07, 2017
sumesis30:
There's this girl that we dated for over a month. We really loved eachother so much, even we planned to get married later this year. She was everything to me. Initially, when we had sex she complained of my small joystick in which it affected my ego so much. She even went ahead to purchase drug that may enlarge it in which it's very uncertain. But in following day, she began to distance herself from me. She put up some uncaring attitudes in which I overlooked due to my extreme love for her. When she broke up with me, she told me that we should remain as friends that we should fix the issue of my joystick enlargement that after then we'll now talk about the relationship again. Two days after she broke up with me she has been calling me since then, sometimes I would ignore her WhatsApp msgs/ calls, sometimes I might pick it sometimes I might not. She even invited me to her house on New Year day in which I refused to go in order to maintain my ego and respect. With the way she's been calling me, does it mean she wants me back or something else? Though, for the past 3 days now I haven't heard from her and am worried and really miss her,I dnt want to be tempted to call her. Does it also mean she has moved on? Pls I need a mature advice. I can't just stop thinking about her.
Someone who would enjoy ur joystick just the way it is will locate you soon. I'll advise u to go for someone with little sexual experience.

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Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by seunny4lif(m): 8:04pm On Jan 07, 2017
cool
I too don't undertand what some girls means small
Small for some are 8 incs while 6 incs is big for small
Emescot:
What does ur joystick measure? 5inches or 4? Maybe she watches porn alot and she was expecting something as big as 8inc or 10inc and she went to another guy and sees that its the same... Wateva bro just forget about her she is not worth it, any girl that makes u feel bad at any point in your life is not worth the trouble, move on and maintain ur self respect, women diz dayz dont know what they want.
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Emescot(m): 8:10pm On Jan 07, 2017
seunny4lif:
cool
I too don't undertand what some girls means small
Small for some are 8 incs while 6 incs is big for some

Girls just get wahala jare they have forgotten the passage in the bible where it is written ''Seven women shall take hold of one man in that
day, saying, "We will eat our own bread, and
wear our own clothing: only let us be called by
your name. Take away our reproach." Maybe thats when we the mehn will start our own shakara
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by seunny4lif(m): 8:10pm On Jan 07, 2017
Catalin:
This is why you should date a virgin and not a borehole.
She may not be borehole
Some ladies are disvirgin by her 8 or 9 incs BF.
I met a lady who said she will only sex me if am more than 20 CM becos her former BF grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by seunny4lif(m): 8:13pm On Jan 07, 2017
grin grin
You too no well
Why you carry bible come grin grin grin grin


But seriously I no understand girls
I met some ladies that complaints about my size
Some will say it too big while some will say it's small grin grin grin
Emescot:

Girls just get wahala jare they have forgotten the passage in the bible where it is written ''Seven women shall take hold of one man in that
day, saying, "We will eat our own bread, and
wear our own clothing: only let us be called by
your name. Take away our reproach." Maybe thats when we the mehn will start our own shakara
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by NIGHTMAREOO7: 9:49pm On Jan 07, 2017
dollyjoy:
Go for joystick enlargement op. tongue


Joy why u too like big pr*k
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by cliquevibes(m): 9:59pm On Jan 07, 2017
Lionbitesd:
She is horrny and she's willing to manage your small prick like that until she finds a bigger one.
HA, Guy, U Wicked..

Ave mercy on D guy na,
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Emescot(m): 11:06pm On Jan 07, 2017
seunny4lif:
grin grin
You too no well
Why you carry bible come grin grin grin grin


But seriously I no understand girls
I met some ladies that complaints about my size
Some will say it too big while some will say it's small grin grin grin
True talk o my brother, i knack one finish she tell me say she dey feel my stuff dey touch inside her belle say she no like am and i was going very deep so she will feel deeply satisfied o gringrin
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by fergieboy: 11:18pm On Jan 07, 2017
Op no good for bed jare.. Is not about your small joystick anything ..

What happens to your tongue and finger?

Lick the hell out of her oil well and finger her Tull she cums then u can insert your small pinins ..

I bet she will stick with u forever
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by MOSICATED5(m): 11:21pm On Jan 07, 2017
I don't think it adviseable to continue with that relationship. Everyone has what they can tolerate in a relationship since she can tolerate the size of ur manhood u let her go and fine another that can. There are natural ways to enlarge ur manhood watch videos and read about them. I don't know how effective durg enlargement work but I did a natural method and it works like magic.
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by seunny4lif(m): 11:27pm On Jan 07, 2017
grin cheesy
My Man
OP should check YouTube
MOSICATED5:
I don't think it adviseable to continue with that relationship. Everyone has what they can tolerate in a relationship since she can tolerate the size of ur manhood u let her go and fine another that can. There are natural ways to enlarge ur manhood watch videos and read about them. I don't know how effective durg enlargement work but I did a natural method and it works like magic.
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by seunny4lif(m): 11:28pm On Jan 07, 2017
cheesy cheesy
That's ladies for you
They are problem
Emescot:
True talk o my brother, i knack one finish she tell me say she dey feel my stuff dey touch inside her belle say she no like am and i was going very deep so she will feel deeply satisfied o gringrin
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Cholls(m): 11:32pm On Jan 07, 2017
my brother no comment.
Re: My Girlfriend Dumped Me 2 Weeks Ago Because Of My Small Joystick by Nobody: 11:39pm On Jan 07, 2017
pls guys stop this walk in ,walk way answer, and reason witha fella on a possible way to mount a gigantic d**ck .

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