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Whynotthetruth:
Best of the new week...

Thanks dear.

Whynotthetruth:
(let me see how long it takes you to reply me now)

Hello babe.......

Lol, Testing me I guess

Great

It pains me so much.... RIP dear

A friend of mine posted this on facebook.

HIS CHAT WITH A WHITE GIRL :
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Me: Hey
She: hey,hi
Me: cool.how are u?
She: I'm good and u?
Me: I'm good too.kindly tell me about
yourself
She: uhmmm,ok.I'm Vivian Craig,from the United
States,
I'm the only daughter.Still in high
school.Like skating,spongebob,
dancing,and drawing. Uhm,i'll
stop there.Anything else,feel free to ask me
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HIS CHATS WITH A KENYAN GIRL
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Me : hello rhonda
She : hi! It's been a while!
Me : I'm sorry,I've just been busy..work and
everything
She : awwwwn,poor dear,i understand.hope you are
ok?
Me : yes dear,i am..how's life in Nairobi?
She : so so fast and noisy..everyone's hustling.i just
resumed school.how's lagos?
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HIS CHAT WITH A NIGERIAN GIRL :
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Me: Hello
She: I
Me: uhm,ok..how are you?
She: 5n
Me: how's your day going?
She: (after 15mins) 5n
Me: Please,kindly tell me about yourself
She: Y?
Me: nothing much dear,just want to
know you better
She: check my profile
Me: seriously??
She: kk
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Do You Agree with him?

Marriage isn't a bed of roses and requires hard work, commitment to be a lasting success. Most marriage articles are majorly about how wives should make their husbands feel special, but how about what these women really need from their husbands to feel extra special?

For the husbands, how do you make your wife feel like the most important person in your life despite the daily struggles you both face?

Mike Berry of The Good Men Project lists a few of what husbands can really do for their wives to make them feel special:

1. Put her needs above your own: Last year I wrote a post called The Serving Spouse. In it, I talked about the importance of putting your spouse's needs above your own. I believe that if more married couples did this, the marital success rate would increase exponentially. Husbands, this is crucial. Become the biggest servant of your wife. You will win when you do this. Trust me! That's why it's the first bullet point. If you and I can get this one right, our wives will feel honored every single day of their lives. And they will show the same respect for your needs, too.

2. Show up unexpectedly, often: Only stay at work late three out of the five days of the week. Come home early (or on time) the other two. Surprise her for lunch and spend time with her when she's at home. Voluntarily go with her to the things she's involved in. You and I should not only show up unexpectedly often, but also pack surprises when we can. This is bigger than flowers. Surprise her by farming all of the kids out for the evening and taking her on a date. Surprise her by coming home early, volunteering to clean the kitchen or take it upon yourself to carry a load of laundry upstairs. She'll feel valued and cherished when you do these random, seemingly minuscule, acts for her.

3. Think like you’re in college: There was no distance you and I weren't willing to walk, or measure we weren't willing to go to see her, talk to her, or be with her. Somehow this dies (or goes on life-support) when you move from sharing a college campus to sharing a house, a bed, and a life with her. Why is that? I remember finagling my class schedule (even if it cost me a better grade) to see my future wife when we were in college. Heck, I even blew off class to hang out in the city with her. Why don't I think like that these days? Why don't you? Maybe we should start thinking, or even acting like we're in college more often. Disclaimer: If you got caught making out in the back of the library or something when you were in college, you may want to modify acting like you’re in college with everything.

4. Give her 1 for every 3: For every three hours you're working or spending time doing what you love, give her one full hour of your undivided attention. For instance, if your work day is nine hours long, give her three hours. After a week that adds up to 15. You've got your weekend covered!

5. Actually want to be with her: It's one thing to say you want to spend time with your wife, but it’s another thing to actually want to do it. Guess what, fellas? She can tell when you're faking it. Our wives are not stupid. Just because you got the college degree and she didn't finish because she married you and eventually began the most important job in the world as a stay-at-home-mom, doesn't mean she’s not smart. She is!

6. Ignore your phone at home: This is a big one for me. I bet it is for a lot of you guys too. I know the struggle—work is important, and so are exterior relationships. I get it. I've got a blog that averages close to 100,000 readers a month and a Twitter following that’s over 22,000. My email subscriber list is growing too. While those aren't astronomical numbers, they're still high enough to keep me busy, all the time. The reality, however, is that I don't always need to be on my phone answering tweets, or responding to commenters on our blog. I need downtime, away time, but, so does my wife. More importantly, she needs me. Not just my presence, but my focus.

7. Date her: I know you've heard this a million times in the past, but it's such an important thing to do. For some odd reason we lose the value of this after we get married. We did too for a time. And the funny thing is, I lived to take my wife on dates before we got married. Why is this a chore for me at times? Why is it for you? What I've learned is simple: when I intentionally plan times for her and I to get away (for a good amount of time, not just a trip to Target) she feels valued. Plain and simple. Guys, you and I need make this a priority. We need to spend time away from our kids and our home so we can invest in our marriages and get to know our wives on a deeper level.

You don’t want to ruin your relationship with unnecessary suspicions. It is hard not be to jealous if you knew your partner has a female friend especially when the lady looks attractive. Just because you don’t want to be seen as a control freak, you can control the situation smart and go unnoticed by doing the following things.


Be yourself
By all means possible get rid of tension and discomfort. It can be somewhere deep inside, however your behaviour and the way you act might betray you. Simply relax and be yourself. Understand that you are dealing with a friend, not a lover.

Express yourself
the quickest way to find out whether there is something suspicious going on between your partner and his female friend is to talk to him about the problem. Let him know how you feel and ask him to explain the moments that seem to be unclear to you. Give proofs of your suspicion if any. It is absolutely normal to talk about such issues.

Phone calls and messages
If your beloved receives phone calls from a female friend and you want to know more about that person, just go ahead and ask him to tell you about her. Do not torment yourself by negative thoughts.

Stop worrying
Pay attention to the way your boyfriend/husband treats the woman you are worrying over. If she is treated by him just like a good buddy or a male friend, then there is no need to get nervous if you do not notice any flirting between them.

Hang out with her
if you don’t want to meet one-on-one with her, you can invite this girl to hang out with you, your partner and other friends. If she also have a partner, you can also invite him. You will see what she acts like when she’s around your boyfriend. Be sure to pay more attention to her body language, it will certainly give it away.

Do not pay attention
you cannot make the person disappear. However, you can always ignore those whom you dislike. Do not pay attention to your partner’s female friends. If they irritate you, never let them know about that. Be neutral, but never rude.

Hope My Money is safe?

Do you have a crush on someone and you have chance to talk to that person or even exchange phone numbers? It's all good, but you may want to avoid doing these wrong things when chatting with him over the phone.

By not acting desperate, you may actually get to date your crush... which is the ultimate goal for you right?

Alicia Fanning of All Women Stalk lists 7 habits to avoid when texting your crush:

1. Blowing up his phone: Okay, girlies, I know this is very tempting! After all, you think he’s just amazing and you want to talk to him all the #time. I get it. But you don’t want to constantly blow up his phone. As difficult as it is, you need to give him some space. Show your interest but don’t let it go overboard.

2. Texting at the wrong time: If you know your #crush has plans then hold your texts. Even if he loves talking to you and may be interested in you as his potential GF, there are just times it’s better not to text. If he’s having dinner with his family or hanging with the guys, respect that he’s busy and hold your texts till later. Get busy doing something of your own while you’re waiting for him to be free to talk. Use this time to hang out with your friends, work out or do whatever makes you happy while you’ve got the free #time.

3. Texting him first all the time: We’re modern #women. We know it’s okay for us to text a #guy first. But, you don’t want to text him first all the #time. You can but if you do then you’re cheating yourself a #little bit. You want to give him the opportunity to miss you and then shoot you a text.

4. Pressuring him into dating: Girls, you don’t want to ever pressure a #crush into dating you even if you think he’s the greatest guy in the entire world. Relationships that start like that often end badly. Instead, make it your goal to be friendly and #flirty. Let him know you’re single but don’t push #things. If he’s interested then he’ll let you know so have no worries about that issue.

5. Trying to make him jealous: This trick could backfire, especially if his interest is still minimal toward you. Yes, it’s sort of cute when you see that a #guy is a tiny bit jealous but it’s not worth the risk to try to cause that. You want to build his interest in you. Trying to make him jealous could push him away. He might even think that he’s infringing on another guy’s territory and back away.

6. Pushing for more: Here’s a little secret, ladies. Guys don’t like clingy girls, but they love confident girls. And you have every right to be confident in your #beautiful self! You can show your interest in him without resorting to doing things like begging him to text you or other clingy actions. You won’t have to do those #things if he’s interested and if he’s not then move on to the next cutie!

7. Texting things you'd be embarrassed about if other people saw: This is always a good rule to follow in any kind of technology. Never text, say or post anything that you’d be embarrassed if other #people saw. Even if the chances are slim, there’s still a #chance. Keep it clean and you’ll have no regrets. The #girl you are is enough to win a guy’s heart without sending texts you don’t want anyone to know about.

Some ladies think a shaved hair on a guy looks extremely sexy while others don't share the same opinion but more and more men these days are turning to the bald look instead of having to fight baldness as they age.

Aprille Ross of Binoni lists reasons why a clean shaven head makes women swoon:

1. A smooth shaven head makes a man appear tidier: No bed head in the morning either! Bald men can roll out of bed and look sexy in whatever they put on, since they don’t have to worry about their hair sticking up at random angles all over their head. This tidiness carries on throughout the day as well. There’s no sweaty hair plastered to a bald man’s head when he finishes running a mile or after working outside on the hottest day of the year.

2. Bald men look manlier: Look at how many action heroes are bald. A number of actors have chrome domes and look way sexier than men with pony tails. Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, and Samuel L. Jackson all look great bald and I think their lack of hair also adds to the strong appearance needed for their roles in action movies.

3. Baldness seems to go along with maturity: Bald guys tend to have a lot to deal with, when it comes to explaining their reasons for shaving their heads. I think constant confrontation causes them to become more mature quicker. I’ve yet to meet a man who is bald and immature. I’m sure there are plenty out there, but to me baldness tends to equal maturity.

4. They tend to be less hung up on looks: Seeing as how bald men don’t have long locks to fuss with, they are often less inclined to require an hour to primp in the bathroom before heading out of the house. The bald men I know are very down to earth and less worried about how they appear to everyone else. They tend to have the attitude of "take it or leave it."

5. The lack of hair makes other assets more noticeable: From afar, I tend to notice a guy’s hair first. If he happens to be bald, then it forces me to take notice of other things about him instead. I might notice his smile, the way he stands, his facial expressions, the way he gestures when he talks, or any number of things that would have been noticed after his hairdo.

6. They don't have a silly looking hair cut: There are terrible haircuts given every day. I’ve witnessed plenty that should have been shaved off right after they were completed. Bald men never have to worry about having a botched hair cut. They look sexy whether their head has been closely shaven or if they have a just a short layer of hair.

7. Bald men tend to have more confidence: In my opinion, confidence is very sexy. It doesn’t seem to matter what a guy looks like, when he has a lot of confidence it shows in so many ways. A man who is sure of himself will walk with his head high, smile at everyone he meets, and ooze charisma.

VICTORY IS OURS IJN, AMEN!

Hbd

Ok

NEXT ....

Whynotthetruth:
Yes...and serious too

So, tell me how you hope to achieve that?

Whynotthetruth:
Since you have learnt all these...I think is time I meet your family starting with your parents...let's move this ministry to permanent site... thanks for saying Yes...let's go there...

You're indeed funny.

Cngrts

It can only mean two things.

1. You are due for promotion and he wouldnt want to leave your seat vacant.

2. You have lost your job .

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For me, i go with A. How about you??

Ok

The moment you agree to date a married man,you agree to be a second class woman and every second class person is classified as a person of lower values.

Now look at it this way.If he is with you and his wife calls, he lies that he is still in the office or on an official assignment. u dare not interrupt his conversation or query him but you can't call him when he is at home.......

My sister you be toy?

He sneaks you from his car into his hotel room but gives his wife his entire home.......

My sister grow up please He visits you at home and you introduce him to friends and neighbors as your boyfriend thereby blocking your chances of getting a genuine suitor yet you don't even know the name of the street where he lives......

My sister how long will you continue to sacrifice your future?

He takes you out and buys you assorted types of alcoholic drinks yet he will never allow his wife taste even a bottle of alcoholic drink, common sense should tell you he is only doing that to get you drunk so he can truly destroy you in bed.....

My sister Na your body good pass for experiment?

He gets you pregnant and gives you money for abortion but when his wife gets pregnant he celebrates and gives her money for antenatal and baby things........

My sister remember he is already raising his family oh Just in case you don't know, he describes your reactions during sex when he is with his friends but will never mention whatever happens between him and his wife......

My sister na your matter dem take dey drink beer He gives you a few cash and you're happy not knowing that whatever money he gives you is what he calls "Body no be firewood allowance" (Crumbs from the wife's table)You have his picture on you phone and saved his number as "My Sweetheart" yet your picture cannot be found on his phone and your number issaved on his phone as generator mechanic orrefuse disposer........

My sister you be learner?

PLEASE give yourself a proper re-evaluation Today.

Is sex everything a guy thinks about when he meets a woman he likes?...

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Here's an article on a blog, 360ng.net, talking about what it feels like when a man falls in love with a woman and the misconception that all a guy wants from a woman he just met is sex.

Read and enjoy the article below:

In today's world, people seem to hold this misconception that guys (usually 18-late 20's) only care about one thing, and no, its not food. It's what precedes the late-night snack. I'm here to tell you that that thought is about the least intelligent thing a person could say. I'm a 23 year old man living on Long Island, New York. You know, a place filled with clubs and bars and beautiful girls. Would you like to know the last time I went out and tried to hook up with a woman? That would be never, and no, its not because I can't (probably), its because I don't want to.

People think I'm odd because I'm particular about what kind of women I enter, to them I say you're weird for not. I don't see a beautiful girl and imagine her on my bed doing whatever it is most people imagine.

I see that beautiful girl and think about which restaurant I'd like to take her to. I think about what I'd say to her parents if I was to meet them. Now, if you think that's weird, get this. If I somehow brain-wash this goddess in to going out with me, and we have a few dates, surely I'm going to start thinking about what sex moves I'm going to pull right? Or about how many condoms to bring, because clearly I have the stamina of those porn stars I watch. Wrong.

I think about sitting on her couch, holding her hand, and watching Bar Rescue while conversing with her parents. WHAT?! HER PARENTS ARE IN YOUR IMAGINATION!? Why yes, because they're kind of important. Why are they important you may ask. I'm a guy, I'm supposed to just be thinking about my other head. Wrong again. Sex is honestly the least important detail in my mind. I'm looking for something much more meaningful and fullfilling. Plus, logically speaking, sex lasts like 12 minutes on average anyway, and since I'm a logical man I suppose I'd prefer having fun for more than 12 minutes of my day.

My idea of fun is cuddling and watching a good romantic comedy or something, honestly whatever she's down for. My idea of fun is the look on her face when I surprise her with flowers, because I had 15 bucks and nothing better to spend it on. My idea of fun is singing along to the radio and causing each other's eardrums to explode. My idea of fun is falling in love. It is honestly the greatest gift a person can receive. It's better than any 2 minute Mouth Gig, or 5 minutes of mediocre sex, because let's face it guys we aren't porn stars. To get a little serious and a little bit more personal, I had love once.

Obviously, if I'm looking for it again things didn't work out like they did in the Notebook. When I was in love, nothing in the world could get to me. That's not to say I never had a bad day, but she made the bad days better. A simple text saying "I love you, bub" made any speeding ticket I had gotten, or any fight I had gotten in to, suddenly a distant memory. That's the power of love.

So, my advice to my fellow men, stop being stupid. Stop thinking with your other head. Stop thinking about her without any clothes on and start thinking about what you should be wearing when you take her to dinner. Stop thinking about how many condoms you're going to buy and start thinking about what time the florist closes so you can surprise her with flowers. Stop asking her to make her a sandwich and make her dinner, you idiot. Start thinking about love and stop thinking about sex.

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Rubbish.

Going out on a first date is an energizing background for some individuals. Be that as it may, in any case, you ought to figure out how to keep yourself in control in spite of all the energy you feel. You ought to be uncovering a few things about yourself to your date. In any case, there are additionally a few things that you ought to attempt to abstain from saying, particularly on a first date. Here are some of them.

Religion or Politics

Discussing religion and legislative issues ought to be evaded on your first date. It can without much of a stretch reason divisive strain amid the date, particularly if both have negating stands about such subjects. There is no point making your first date as a venue to air your political connection or religious convictions. You ought to abstain from making them a player in your first date discussion.

Money related Standing

Whether you are rich or poor, abstain from attempting to concentrate on discussing your funds. Cash ought not be the center of your dating discussions, unless the time it now, time to pay for the eatery bill. Notice that you are rich, your date may begin to end up intrigued by you as a result of your cash. Tell your date that you are poor, you may encounter inside and out dismissal on your first date. Figure out how to speak all the more about your identity, qualities and different things beside cash.

Your Critical Side

Amid your first date with somebody, verify that you abstain from letting your basic side out. Simply on the grounds that you don't care for something you see on your date does not so much imply that you have to say it out loud amid the first date. Generally, attempt to concentrate all the more on the great things that you do see and notice it. Be that as it may, abstain from censuring your date no matter what.

Wellbeing Problems

There are sure things about your wellbeing that is fine to say amid a date, particularly in the event that it is connected with your initially meeting with one another. Be that as it may, avoid specifying your wellbeing condition or issue however much as could reasonably be expected.

Past Relationships

Abstain from uncovering any of your past connections amid the first date. It may not be the opportune time to impart such things to somebody you as of late met. Notice of exes and past relationship can without much of a stretch make the date feel clumsy.

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If this isnt romantic enough, Pls tell me what is..

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WICKEDNESS!!!

It pains me so much

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