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See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 9:24pm On Feb 05, 2017
I have never masterbuated in my life. But due to recession, no money to give olosho. I just help myself now. My hand could not even cycle my dcck. Stupid fat dcck. I'll manage for now

I am not joking at all oo. I used sporting wave cream to masturbate because it was the first lubricant I could find. Now every where is gummy gummy and my pubic hair is curling

Any side effect?

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by CyberGypsy(m): 9:33pm On Feb 05, 2017
it unfortunate we bear the same name .. I could have bashed you , but no not to night, let me keep my anger to myself.

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 9:52pm On Feb 05, 2017
Congratulations DONWALE you just joined the list of the most stupid nairalanders . kiss

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by macdon4all(m): 10:21pm On Feb 05, 2017
D only effect is dat u will have sportin wave children grin

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by PapaNnamdi: 10:52pm On Feb 05, 2017
DonWale:
I have never masterbuated in my life. But due to recession, no money to give olosho. I just help myself now. My hand could not even cycle my dcck. Stupid fat dcck. I'll manage for now

I am not joking at all oo. I used sporting wave cream to masturbate because it was the first lubricant I could find. Now every where is gummy gummy and my pubic hair is curling

Any side effect?


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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by EniHolar(f): 11:10pm On Feb 05, 2017
Try using aboniki before you can know if there's side effect or not

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 11:19pm On Feb 05, 2017
I don't know cos here in Zambia we use kiwi neutral polish and girls use peeled cocoa yam

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by EWAagoyin(m): 11:34pm On Feb 05, 2017
DrayDDon:
Congratulations DONWALE you just joined the list of the most stupid nairalanders . kiss
so masturbation is a bad thing 2 u ...but fuckingg out of wed lock ain't to u abi.... ori e o pe rara

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Theresa1990: 11:44pm On Feb 05, 2017
In case of next tym, aboniki is d best lubricant

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 12:37am On Feb 06, 2017
EniHolar:
Try using aboniki before you can know if there's side effect or not
is that what u use?
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by chomytex(f): 12:40am On Feb 06, 2017
grin
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by McBrooklyn(m): 12:43am On Feb 06, 2017

Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 2:25am On Feb 06, 2017
How did u manage to use sporting wave cream? Thick cream for that matter? Well, I would advice you stop coz its gonna do harm to you. Your cucumber will not feel the freshness of a puna but instead get used to the arousement of your hard-surface hands #iSignOut

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 3:30am On Feb 06, 2017
thisisayus:
I don't know cos here in Zambia we use kiwi neutral polish and girls use peeled cocoa yam
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Ekiseme(m): 3:38am On Feb 06, 2017
You better be joking man
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by bigsmoke2(m): 4:59am On Feb 06, 2017
DonWale:
I have never masterbuated in my life. But due to recession, no money to give olosho. I just help myself now. My hand could not even cycle my dcck. Stupid fat dcck. I'll manage for now

I am not joking at all oo. I used sporting wave cream to masturbate because it was the first lubricant I could find. Now every where is gummy gummy and my pubic hair is curling

Any side effect?
next time use hairRelaxer

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by abbeyty(m): 6:19am On Feb 06, 2017
Try palm oil stuffed with red pepper for a better result next time you want to jk off
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Kingsley1000(m): 6:39am On Feb 06, 2017
what happened to soap and water
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Kingsley1000(m): 6:41am On Feb 06, 2017
op what happened to getting a girl friend ?
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by donmixc: 6:45am On Feb 06, 2017
Kingsley1000:
what happened to soap and water

u must be master on this game shocked shocked

Op go get yourself intimacy gadget cheesy cheesy
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Kingsley1000(m): 6:51am On Feb 06, 2017
donmixc:


u must be master on this game shocked shocked

Op go get yourself intimacy gadget cheesy cheesy
that was when men were boys .....me planning to get married in couple of years coming

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 6:56am On Feb 06, 2017
DonWale:
I have never masterbuated in my life. But due to recession, no money to give olosho. I just help myself now. My hand could not even cycle my dcck. Stupid fat dcck. I'll manage for now

I am not joking at all oo. I used sporting wave cream to masturbate because it was the first lubricant I could find. Now every where is gummy gummy and my pubic hair is curling

Any side effect?
the effect is you will follow buhari die. Is that all?
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 7:08am On Feb 06, 2017
macdon4all:
D only effect is dat u will have will be sportin wave children grin
God oooooooo!!
Why una wan kill me with laff na? Chair NLders!
Which one come be sporting wave children again?
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by davidtitan(m): 8:56am On Feb 06, 2017
i recommend deliverance from spirit of lust and a hard stop because masturbation grows into an unhealthy addiction
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by dreamwords: 10:16am On Feb 06, 2017
Op, are u ok

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Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Lucasinho(m): 10:22am On Feb 06, 2017

Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Feb 06, 2017
chomytex:
grin
this not an indomie thread...sad
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 1:34pm On Feb 06, 2017
DonWale:
I have never masterbuated in my life. But due to recession, no money to give olosho. I just help myself now. My hand could not even cycle my dcck. Stupid fat dcck. I'll manage for now

I am not joking at all oo. I used sporting wave cream to masturbate because it was the first lubricant I could find. Now every where is gummy gummy and my pubic hair is curling

Any side effect?
Shege Donwale grin grin grin grin
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by caesaraba(m): 3:47pm On Feb 06, 2017
davidtitan:
i recommend deliverance from spirit of lust and a hard stop because masturbation grows into an unhealthy addiction

You want to deliver him from one addiction and then give him a bigger one (blaming everything on spirits)? Pls OP masturbation is a smaller devil than what this chairman is proposing.
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Kingsley1000(m): 4:10pm On Feb 06, 2017
caesaraba:


You want to deliver him from one addiction and then give him a bigger one (blaming everything on spirits)? Pls OP masturbation is a smaller devil than what this chairman is proposing.
are u a chairman of vC?
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by Nobody: 4:15pm On Feb 06, 2017
Do you guys derive any sexual pleasure from masturbating? Beats my imagination.
Re: See what I use to masturbate today. Any Side Effect? by chomytex(f): 4:28pm On Feb 06, 2017
crotonite:
this not an indomie thread...sad
tongue
crotonite:
this not an indomie thread...sad

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