sisi mi. Mo gbadun eru to gbe si eyin yi o. O ye ki o wa joko si ori nkan ti o wa ni apo mi. I show u how to gbadun

Krayola, yu tried. More plz.

oshe jare. sugbon emi o gbo geesi. Ki a ma so oro ju. Se o ma wa ba mi se ere ni ale friday? Iyawo mi ma travel lo si ilu oyinbo. O ye ki o wa ki a se ere ipa. expert ni mi. like i said . .i show u how to gbadun. 

So yu wanna cheat on yur wife shebi? And no, i dunwanna be shown how to enjoy. . .ashewo ni e.

of course yes. Ashewo ni mi. haha. I'm just playin tho. I ain't got no iyawo. but yeah . . I'm an ashewo. So any sexy ladies lookin for a randon screw, holla @ ur boy. I show u how to gbadun

No thankz!

ki lo de nah. . . oo like mi ni? mo gba ti e gan. . . oo ri bi oju e se n dan bi sunshine. O gbono fele fele bi dun dun ti o wa ni inu fryin pan. ma binu sisi mi. ere ni mo n se. Iwo ni kan ni mo fe ni gbo gbo galaxy yi. Oya je ka lo je dinner ni buka iya ruka. Ta ba se tan a ma lo wo mufie ni cinema. . oya sisi mi. . je ka ma lo     

*Cough*

@ patwhizkid,


Now you see what I was talking about the dogs on nl.

haha look who's talking?!?! Rottweiler in chief

Ah krayola! It'z not dat i don't lyk yu o, yur just too raw dat'z y. BTW is it ordinary buka yu wanna take me to? What happened to eateries? In short, i'm not interested jor.

Awww ogidi, don't mind them jare. .yu knw i'll always loff yu na.

patwhizkid:

Ah krayola! It'z not dat i don't lyk yu o, yur just too raw dat'z y. BTW is it ordinary buka yu wanna take me to? What happened to eateries? In short, i'm not interested jor.

haha. i'm just playin o. I thought we were in the sexuality section. In reality I'm a very very sweet romantic kinda bobo. . .u know warra mean?  

Whats wrong with buka. na their food sweet pass

Laye. .! Buka foods are kinda unhygienic & cheap. . .yu knw na.

patwhizkid:

Laye. .! Buka foods are kinda unhygienic & cheap. . .yu knw na.

ahh ahhn. U don't like bokotoo, and shaki, and ponmo with gbegiri or ogbona and correct amala. Wetin u wan dey chop? Alfredo Sauce with fettuccine and sauted chicken abi? dat one na nonsense food. . u betta get wit da programme. . .

Nah. .i think i'd go with the latter. So when are we going?

Pat, Mo Like E Iwo babe yi

Krayola:

ahh ahhn. U don't like bokotoo, and shaki, and ponmo with gbegiri or ogbona and correct amala. Wetin u wan dey chop? Alfredo Sauce with fettuccine and sauted chicken abi? dat one na nonsense food. . u betta get wit da programme. . .

Wa sere U know how we do!

patwhizkid:

Nah. .i think i'd go with the latter. So when are we going?

Well, my dear. . . My masseuse did tell me about this splendid new Italian restaurant  on Yorkville. . . . But if u no mind we go stop for iya ruka on the way back make i collect take out.   

Nah, no buka patronization is/would be allowed along the way.

patwhizkid:

Nah, no buka patronization is/would be allowed along the way.

ok. . .anything for u babe. I will eat that spice-less soulless food just to get close to you. Whats in all this for me? what u got to offer me?

pureminded:

Wa sere  U know how we do!

my broda. . .thats the way to go. 

Kelvinj:
haha, guyz d vex oo.
@pat
Hw far? Pesin wanma carry u go buka u dey form, follow am o b4 hunger go sama u

I think a phrase like 'thankz a lot' wuld do. Or what do yu think/want me to offer yu?

Kelvin ow far? Long time.

Yea, pat just got out of JAIL.

Jail keh? What jail?

Which part of d jail u no undastand? D j or d l

patwhizkid:

I think [b]a phrase like 'thankz a lot' wuld do. [/b]Or what do yu think/want me to offer yu?

 ppsscchheeww!! U are not serious.  In fact . . .comot for my car. Na 'thanks a lot" I wan chop? I pay almost $60 for you to eat fancy tasteless food and u tell me thank u? U betta give me one nice frensh kiss and even sef, follow me inside my house for dessert  

If we go to buka, "thankz a lot" will do just fine tho. . .cause i'll be more than satisfied with the delicious exquisite cuisine  

lol i'm out of yur car already. .so what?

haha. stay there. *drives off and splashes puddle all over u*