Yeah bye

haha

u left your cellphone and purse in my car. good luck catchin a cab in the middle of nowhere with no money. 

Not to worry. .i hid my ATM card inside my. . .

Hey man, u dnt kick girlz out of ur car like dat,
*helpz her wit her bag n fone*

patwhizkid:

Not to worry. .i hid my ATM card inside my. . .

*drives back, snatches your atm card, and screeches off, splashing a mud puddle on u again* I'll pawn your cell phone and recoup my 60 bucks 

lare krayon, wor yie eh? waa bere eborlu nima ne barca gbe node?




in english

come krayon, how are you? how did you see the match we barca played yesterday?

*pursues him shouting ole ole*

honeric01:

lare krayon, wor yie eh? waa bere eborlu nima ne barca gbe node?




in english

come krayon, how are you? how did you see the match we barca played yesterday?

what language is that?

The match was good. . . lots of composure even when things weren't going our way. We dominated the entire game even in freezing weather. cany complain. Messi's injury was kinda messed up tho.

@ patwhizkid. . .i'm just playin wit u. Thanks for being a good sport.  

lol krayola, i get many rides. Byes!

Kelvinj:

*pursues him shouting ole ole*

 *reverses and runs him over. . .puts car in drive and runs him over again* na who send u message. . . u be superman?  

eyi wa le ni ko si nkan

@honeric
Wetin concern barca 4 here? Abi u no dey read english knw say here no be sportz zone, olodo

*resurrectz & shoutz odeshi, then stonez his screen*

Krayola:

what language is that?

The match was good. . . lots of composure even when things weren't going our way. We dominated the entire game even in freezing weather. cany complain. Messi's injury was kinda messed up tho.

That language is called broken bini, lol, not my fault that i can't type in the correct bini way, was born and raised in lagos.

so back to the topic, type in your local language, hu owun?

Kelvinj:

@honeric
Wetin concern barca 4 here? Abi u no dey read english knw say here no be sportz zone, olodo

since he's a man, you dont expect me to toast him, so i had to converse with me.

oni se ne hu owun

More gurls should come here, so person go toast O jare All this guyz just dey hayage person sisi for hia ni jor

pureminded:

More gurls should come here, so person go toast O jare All this guyz just dey hayage person sisi for hia ni jor

ze ewo we

Toast me in yur native language!

@patwhizkid
शिशु की अंडर किस प्रकार करके
आप प्रेम करना चाहता हूं

Ehn?

Emi feran l'ati je igbin (snail), n je iwo feran lati je booli (roast plantains)?

honeric01:

ze ewo we

Mi o gbo yoruba

Abeg if u like urself don't toast patwhizkid. She likes awuuf but won't give u no play. SHe wan go shopping for Rodeo Drive but she no wan off pant. pssscchheeww!! Nonsense

krayole, u 4 cool down explain 2 pat say na her kitten u dey find[color=][/color]

lol toast me na

ka le iyawo mi, mo like omo ti o ba ti lepa to bad

patwhizkid:

lol toast me na

  iyawo mi . . . bawo ni. O ma fine gan leni.  ma da bobo dhtml yi lohun. O ni iyawo meta ni ile, o fe fi e se numba four. Iwo nikan sho sho ni mo fe. Iwo ni apple oju mi. oya, ma bo ololufe mi. Wa je ka se ere 

Krayola, dhtml my loff has got no wife at all. Who told yu he has three wifes? Abeg spare me all those yur lies jare.

Krayola:

  iyawo mi . . . bawo ni. O ma fine gan leni.  ma da bobo dhtml yi lohun. O ni iyawo meta ni ile, o fe fi e se numba four. Iwo nikan sho sho ni mo fe. Iwo ni apple oju mi. oya, ma bo ololufe mi. Wa je ka se ere 

Hm Hm , Oronbo Ni

lol

Hallo, wie gehts Dir heute?

What?