Castleberry:




My current predicament, writing jamb again this year. You give me so much hope

wow that's a sad one, anyways goodluck

jazinogold:
The day I asked a lecturer out and she gree, we dated sha. Thank God she no dy my department, I for don graduate with first class

OMG! How did you do it?

Japhet04:
Going to night class to teach my girlfriend all the principles of calculus, differentiation and statistics, then risking my admission to write an exam for her.

And at last she came out with a first class while I came out with a third class ..and the worst part is that I never even got to see the colour of this girls pant for any day., the girl use me fry Akara, chei

I felt like jumping off third mainland bridge.,

She is now working in one oil company like that, while I own a company of my own...not too big but we shall get there

the gal truly use ur brain fry akara oo. By the way, is she still ur girlfriend?

When i lashed a female lecturer n unizik

Japhet04:
Going to night class to teach my girlfriend all the principles of calculus, differentiation and statistics, then risking my admission to write an exam for her.

And at last she came out with a first class while I came out with a third class ..and the worst part is that I never even got to see the colour of this girls pant for any day., the girl use me fry Akara, chei

I felt like jumping off third mainland bridge.,

She is now working in one oil company like that, while I own a company of my own...not too big but we shall get there

Ebuka2016:

the gal truly use ur brain fry akara oo. By the way, is she still ur girlfriend?

Nope

Yeah i remember, 2007/08. Wen as a pre-degree student, I was able to intimidate my 400L room mate who obviously thought he would be able to put me under. He had been staying in the room alone since his 200L, he obviously wasn't expecting to get a room mate. The whole drama happened the first night he arrive back to resume, he met me already occupying the room. Thank God my guys who had been in the school had given me enough orientation. You couldn't have known I was a predite except I told u. After I gave him hot that first night, not knowing who I might be, the 400L guy liver cut, after the calm, he asked for ma name and level, told him predegree, the guy open mouth, e nor fit close am. After that first impression, the guy relates with me like I was some 400 or 500L guy, I don't greet him first in the morning, sharply e don greet me and many other tins. Felt good anyway.

kelvinrhs:

OMG! That must definitely feels good, pardon me I'm going to make a stupid joke for this, there are 2 ways of being the best student as a female, its either you serviced all the lecturers round[I know what I'm saying, cause I know a girl at my school during my OND who bragged about servicing all the male lecturers and the ones she serviced helped her cheat with the female lecturers] or you worked your ass off by studying. So I want you to ignorantly look over my prev msg. It must have felt good to be the best student if it was on your own. Do you mind sharing with me how you study? I have my OND! But its a pass, even though I study almost everyday for at least an hour. I've been going around looking for people like you to ask for advise cause I'll be going to a new school to start afresh and I want to be like someone like you, even though maths is my problem

LOL@ servicing all the lecturers.
I didn't. I just have a good brain. I've consistently maintained best scores since primary. To easily grasp things, I just needed to attain lectures. Watch the lecturer and store away their mannerisms during lecture. Whenever I needed to recall, I will picture that mannerism and their words will sort of re echo.

Another method was revising immediately after class. I discovered I never forgot if I revised all I learned during the day @ night. Sometimes, I will break down every aspect of the lecture down in my own words. Even if na equation, I will create illustrations in my mind till it stuck.

I never read during exams, reason my course mates used to advise people not to follow me. Difference was while they waited to cram, I had already learned what I needed to know. My lecturers also knew I never cheated. So even if they saw me in exams hall staring at the ceiling like a zombie, they'll just smile and bypass me.

Hope that helps.

jbhill:
are u serious,pls kan i see ur cert pls.

Hahahahahahaha!

I be Dino?

dayo2me:
mine is starvation, and i want you people to help me out

i wish i can help you. I hate hunger more than anything else

Japhet04:
Nope

sorry bro...

JohnieWalker:

Bros you are lying. Cab in Uniben is 100 naira as long as you are within the skul

guy I've paid 300naira before, way back in my 100l days when cab was still 50 naira. Those drivers will seize every opportunity to exploit you if they see an atom fresher in you.

Ebuka2016:

sorry bro...

no need, I collect my 3 points after nysc

Japhet04:
Going to night class to teach my girlfriend all the principles of calculus, differentiation and statistics, then risking my admission to write an exam for her.

And at last she came out with a first class while I came out with a third class ..and the worst part is that I never even got to see the colour of this girls pant for any day., the girl use me fry Akara, chei

I felt like jumping off third mainland bridge.,

She is now working in one oil company like that, while I own a company of my own...not too big but we shall get there

After NYSC I later met with her and Kpanshed the living day light out of her as compensation

correct guy!!

Isaac10:
Uniben, unibest, unistress. I enjoyed many pleasant memories during my 5 year stay. But the best was in my 100L, Physics 111 was brutal and after writing the exam, I just concluded I was gonna fail, but to the glory of God, I got an E, and even after the re-marking due to the MRI machine fault, my grade didn't change. The E was my worst result in Uniben. I graduated best in my faculty, all thanks to God

pls which faculty?
agric?

daben1:
correct guy!!

Japhet04:
wow that's a sad one, anyways goodluck

Thanks

Japhet04:
no need, I collect my 3 points after nysc

ok

The day I smooched and fingered my course mate during a lecture in class

Castleberry:




My current predicament, writing jamb again this year. You give me so much hope

You will succeed this time.

Go and sin no more.

Flexherbal:

Hahahahahahaha!
I be Dino?

dino even try ,oga at d top no show us waec.

Chai! Too many lamba

iykebest1:
You will succeed this time.
Go and sin no more.

Lol. Thank you Pastor.

ChukwuJuwon:




this number 5 happen to me few weeks back I just dey look like Dundee no b say I no one d question buh dah day I didn't even hold calculator it was stat test I was expecting one theory work and one calculation (answer1).
naxo I weak for hall funniest thing na front sit I dey oboi the person wey dey my side hold calculator I saw the guy working it was on point naxo I begin dub ooo no tym when we come out lasan the answer na off point
till today if I dey see my the guy I go just dey remember the useless thing wey e solve

LOL..OOOH BOIII I HATE MATH DIE

Luukasz:
The most memorable is thatt killed my creativity, my dreams and the life i wished to live.

How did it kill your creativity cos am about to get in and am creative AF!

Ebuka2016:

i wish i can help you. I hate hunger more than anything else

u can help me with any amount sir, u can equally check my thread sir, where i ask nairalanders to help me
skyebank 3020717593

I started with a decent GPA of 3.62 after year one 1st semester, but after 200l my CGPA was 3.0/5 which was a second class lower, I made a vow to myself and promised never to make anything less than 4.0/5... I didn't only meet my goals, I surpassed it (making first class GPA) and made my well-deserved grade.

lesson: always learn to fight back when you fall down, don't just depend on your pastors or leave everything for God to solve.

Japhet04:
Going to night class to teach my girlfriend all the principles of calculus, differentiation and statistics, then risking my admission to write an exam for her.

And at last she came out with a first class while I came out with a third class ..and the worst part is that I never even got to see the colour of this girls pant for any day., the girl use me fry Akara, chei

I felt like jumping off third mainland bridge.,

She is now working in one oil company like that, while I own a company of my own...not too big but we shall get there

After NYSC I later met with her and Kpanshed the living day light out of her as compensation

At least u made her pay for d free service n collected some change too!!! I like those odds!!!

Mine was so annoying, Two of my departmental friends came to collect handout (females) ,I decided to escort them back (I stay off camp) that was how those boys(cultist boys)started to call me, instead of the girls to just keep walking, they were like heyy those boys are calling me. I knew they wanted to intimidate (I was chicken-hearted) so two of them started coming after me 'guy u no dey hear', oooh boy na so i pick race ooo, left the girls dere, didnt bother about them. .. later that night they kept calling me but i couldnt pick due to embarrassment.

megareal:


LOL@ servicing all the lecturers.
I didn't. I just have a good brain. I've consistently maintained best scores since primary. To easily grasp things, I just needed to attain lectures. Watch the lecturer and store away their mannerisms during lecture. Whenever I needed to recall, I will picture that mannerism and their words will sort of re echo.

Another method was revising immediately after class. I discovered I never forgot if I revised all I learned during the day @ night. Sometimes, I will break down every aspect of the lecture down in my own words. Even if na equation, I will create illustrations in my mind till it stuck.

I never read during exams, reason my course mates used to advise people not to follow me. Difference was while they waited to cram, I had already learned what I needed to know. My lecturers also knew I never cheated. So even if they saw me in exams hall staring at the ceiling like a zombie, they'll just smile and bypass me.

Hope that helps.

Megareal!!!!! Let's talk!!!!!

adroitvezy:

pls which faculty?
agric?

Yes, how'd you guess?

Isaac10:

Yes, how'd you guess?

my humble bros your footprint is all over the faculty so its easy for me to trace. OM**E Isaac became a name on most people's lips in 2015.
Wax stronger bro, and surely we will meet at the top.