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Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:54pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
i remember i proposed to this lady back in the day when phone were uncommon this girl patiently listened to me do all the talking and later asked do you have a phone? i didnt have one so i lied 'yes' then she said can i have your number?? and i said 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 the lady left share yours |
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:01pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
I proposed to her when she was giving me doggy.
she was a bae mehn. |
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by QueenSuccubus(f): 7:06pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
IamJix: Hahahahah...nawaaaaa...u told me ur still a Virgin, Oli |
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:18pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
QueenSuccubus:hahahahah.. In Nigeria we have Two types of virgins.. 1 the real one 2 the pretending one. |
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by QueenSuccubus(f): 7:22pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
IamJix: I see...ur sooo nottie now..
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Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
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Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by enedoboy(f): 7:36pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
mine not funny at all... on this faithful day I went to ha street, looking fresh and dapper . I sited her , I walked up to her and I started talking love stuffs. She then halted d toasting , told me she wanted to check what she was cooking. This girl never came out from my house.. I stood their for close to 30 mins.. my eyes red. I just jejeli go back house . shame catch me she. |
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:48pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
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Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
lol My first time wooing a bae was in ss3. After my friends forced me to toast by force after scholol. Since dem no gree free me until i toast, i went to a girl from one local school Fine face but i no knw say na olodo. "hello'' I said "hello'' she squeaked with a trembling voice. I was stammering too. "Well, I wanna be your friend. Saw you not long ago and you had me hooked'' I said.. Stamering like mad. "O..o.. Okay'' she was shivering.. Me sef con dey shiver. "Are you on any social media platform?'' I asked, moppng sweat fro my head under shade o She squeezed her face like she was confused. She sha didnt talk. "have you got a celular device, i wou.d like to have ur digits'' Grammar!! Ontop visibly local babe. "I don't understand you jor'' She said in a frustrated voice and walked into her house leaving me sweating under that tree. Smh. My friend take my english use me laugh. Funniest thing i think the fear made start upgrading vocab |
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by CaroLyner(f): 10:52pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
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