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Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:54pm On Apr 01, 2017
i remember i proposed to this lady back in the day when phone were uncommon
this girl patiently listened to me do all the talking and later asked do you have a phone?
i didnt have one so i lied 'yes'
then she said can i have your number??
and i said 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
the lady left grin grin


share yours
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:01pm On Apr 01, 2017
I proposed to her when she was giving me doggy. she was a bae mehn.
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by QueenSuccubus(f): 7:06pm On Apr 01, 2017
IamJix:
I proposed to her when she was giving me doggy.
she was a bae mehn.



Hahahahah...nawaaaaa...u told me ur still a Virgin, Oli grin tongue
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:18pm On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:




Hahahahah...nawaaaaa...u told me ur still a Virgin, Oli grin tongue
hahahahah..gringrin
In Nigeria we have Two types of virgins..
1 the real one


2 the pretending one.
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by QueenSuccubus(f): 7:22pm On Apr 01, 2017
IamJix:

hahahahah..gringrin
In Nigeria we have Twp types of virgins..
1 the real one
2 the pretending one.



grin grin grin


I see...ur sooo nottie now..

Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Apr 01, 2017
QueenSuccubus:



grin grin grin

I see...ur sooo nottie now..
gringrin
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by enedoboy(f): 7:36pm On Apr 01, 2017
mine not funny at all...


on this faithful day I went to ha street, looking fresh and dapper . I sited her , I walked up to her and I started talking love stuffs.


She then halted d toasting , told me she wanted to check what she was cooking.
This girl never came out from my house..

I stood their for close to 30 mins.. my eyes red. I just jejeli go back house .

shame catch me she.
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:48pm On Apr 01, 2017
enedoboy:
mine not funny at all...


on this faithful day I went to ha street, looking fresh and dapper . I sited her , I walked up to her and I started talking love stuffs.


She then halted d toasting , told me she wanted to check what she was cooking.
This girl never came out from my house..

I stood their for close to 30 mins.. my eyes red. I just jejeli go back house .

shame catch me she.

embarassed
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by NevetsIbot(m): 8:22pm On Apr 01, 2017
lol
My first time wooing a bae was in ss3. After my friends forced me to toast by force after scholol.

Since dem no gree free me until i toast, i went to a girl from one local school

Fine face but i no knw say na olodo.

"hello'' I said
"hello'' she squeaked with a trembling voice. I was stammering too.

"Well, I wanna be your friend. Saw you not long ago and you had me hooked'' I said.. Stamering like mad.

"O..o.. Okay'' she was shivering.. Me sef con dey shiver.

"Are you on any social media platform?'' I asked, moppng sweat fro my head under shade o

She squeezed her face like she was confused. She sha didnt talk.

"have you got a celular device, i wou.d like to have ur digits'' Grammar!! Ontop visibly local babe.

"I don't understand you jor'' She said in a frustrated voice and walked into her house leaving me sweating under that tree.

Smh. My friend take my english use me laugh. Funniest thing i think the fear made start upgrading vocab
Re: Your Funniest Moment When Proposing Love To A Woman!!!!!!!!!! by CaroLyner(f): 10:52pm On Apr 01, 2017
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