Alero3Arubi:
The English language has some wonderful anthropomorphic collective nouns for various groups of animals.

We are all familiar with:
A Herd of cows,
A Flock of chickens,
A School of fish &
A Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known nouns are:
A Pride of lions;
A Murder of crows
A Murder of ravens
An Exaltation of doves

And, presumably because they look so wise, a group of owls is referred to as:
A Congress of owls.

Now, consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all animals. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not ............a Parliament. English Language refers to a group of baboons as - A PARLIAMENT OF BABOONS!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out from Nigeria's National Assembly!!!

Just thinking aloud sha.
#copied

Lol, parliament is for owls, Congress is for salamanders, baboons I believe is a troop.

Can't remember the term for vultures, maybe that would have been a more appropriate term for our national assembly!

SnowJay92:


Lol, parliament is for owls, Congress is for salamanders, baboons I believe is a troop.

Can't remember the term for vultures, maybe that would have been a more appropriate term for our national assembly!

And you are absolutely right.
But this I a joke.
Haven't you come across it?
It's been in circulation for almost 5years now.

Alero3Arubi:

And you are absolutely right.
But this I a joke.
Haven't you come across it?
It's been in circulation for almost 5years now.

My bad! I guessed it would be a joke though. How are you doing beautiful?

SnowJay92:


My bad! I guessed it would be a joke though. How are you doing beautiful?

Happy new month.
I am fine thank you.
How are you too?

Well as for me,my gal comes to my house empty handed cos she already has all her belongings in my house that could last her for a lifetime.....I ain't mad tho.

Alero3Arubi:


Happy new month.
I am fine thank you.
How are you too?

I'm good, seems ur new on here?

SnowJay92:


I'm good, seems ur new on here?

I don't know if I'm new.
But well...
Wait!
Why did you say that?

Some are space occupant.... To chase their Rivals away...some are simply dirty..

Nickizoe:
Some are space occupant.... To chase their Rivals away...some are simply dirty..

true

dingbang:
I Dont Understand The Rationale Behind Ladies Leaving Stuff At Guys House.

Forgive my English but I have to express my heart on this. Why do ladies do this? Is it out of a hidden motive or they do it because they are forgetful?

I have a small bag of female clothes in my wardrobe and one packet of always pad "left" for months and I just don't know what to do with these items.. I can't give out the pads to d girls residing in my lodge because it would look somehow..

What do I do? Throw them away? Or give them to charity? Since the owner is so unbothered to come pick up her stuff?


Thank you for your constructive comments.

..true. ..I have a collection of 18:pant and 3 thing....aerrrrriouusly ladies..why do you people -do this kinda s $but? (No oofense)

Alero3Arubi:

I don't know if I'm new.
But well...
Wait!
Why did you say that?

Dunno, the way you write, maybe...you write very passionately, it gets tiring after a while, except for very special people,

SnowJay92:


Dunno, the way you write, maybe...you write very passionately, it gets tiring after a while, except for very special people,

Hmmm...
Or maybe I'm just a passionate person.

Alero3Arubi:


Hmmm...
Or maybe I'm just a passionate person.

OK, are you on twitter?

SnowJay92:


OK, are you on twitter?

Yes mister.

Alero3Arubi:

Yes mister.

OK ma'am, can we connect there & have a chat?

SnowJay92:


OK ma'am, can we connect there & have a chat?

Ok.
My profile has my twitter handle.
Good morning.

I still wonder even as a lady why some babes do that..I have never done it and I won't,it doesn't stop a man from cheating..the only time I can pack all my stuffs to my man's house would be a month to our wedding...when its not as if I don't have my own place.

Titilayooni:
I still wonder even as a lady why some babes do that..I have never done it and I won't, it doesn't stop a man from cheating..the only time I can pack all my stuffs to my man's house would be a month to our wedding...when its not as if I don't have my own place.

Babe, your head is too correct! Give me one hi-five!

laudate:


Babe, your head is too correct! Give me one hi-five!

*smiles*take it..GBAM.

Alero3Arubi:
Are you serious! Now that always is 500naira Abeg bring am to me oo It wont look anyhow.

mama d mama.... na u ooooo

NemzySeries:

mama d mama.... na u ooooo