GavelSlam:


Your grammar says it all.

No vex.

It's not by grammar oh..

Eyeah.

1.Stop replying mentions on nairaland.



2.Stay away from Afonja-Igbo bashing.



3.Dont visit romance and sexuality session.then you are good to go.



4.Now that you've made frontpage,I guess that will allay your sadness.



Work hard next time.You will surely fulfil your dream.

DLondonboiy:


A lion can not give birth to a goat ..I cannot have a mumu as a child...

epic! guy u got no chill. d boy was busy merry go rounding frm fb 2 nairaland yet he wants to score 300, he b perfect definitn of mumu

I understand you're being modest and self-deprecating here and that's just fine. But please don't give up. It's not easy, especially with the courses your wrote and the plenty complaints we're hearing about the exercise. I myself generally do worse with computer based tests. Keep trying your best and you'll get there. Cheers and Goodluck !

Well you can do better by being more studious. Jamb isn't that difficult if you read well. You can use the result to apply into a polytechnic or college of education. It will help you later.

check this out..all this 2000s children brilliant oo

NLProblemChild:
i feel Like a failure

You are not a failure, go for poly as someone advised

NLProblemChild:
just watch.

see threat, are u amadioha abi wetin. drop ur mum phone NOW and go pick ur bk b4 anoda jambs comes out so dat u wnt open anoda silly thread...kid

NLProblemChild:
See screenshot below.

Am seriously ashamed of myself.. I can't show them at home

. Nlproblemchild nobody is above failure but I assure you if you will take my advice you won't ever regret it come and do Ijmb in our centre in Ilorin Kwara state I assure you that you will pass %100 and we will help you to process your ADMISSION to unilorin if you wish to go there call me and let's discuss believe me you will still meet your mate that want to enter university this year you will still meet them in 200level next year because Ijmb result guarantee your ADMISSION to 200level in your preferred university my number: 07062876622 I wish you success

i think university of sambisa might actually offer admission on that result.lols..i wont buy my children smartphones till they are at least 18..these poor results are the result of spending too much time online and on nairaland commenting with poor English on issues that are way above some peoples heads..oh well...better luck next time

NLProblemChild:
See screenshot below.

Am seriously ashamed of myself.. I can't show them at home

From ur moniker it shows u re not even a serious student.
You spend all ur time on niaraland , now I hope niaraland will give u an award.
See ur subjects very poor . U couldn't even average at least 50% in any of d course.
Leave socal media and study ur books.

This is at least the best result to gain admission into a Sunday school

This nairaland sha...u go jst dh receive insult from Jambites ....if naaa to talk open mouth for nairaland insult PhD holders U for get A' for that one...Issokay.... Advice will waiting for another jamb Engage in an entrepreneurial activity..

DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!

which kind person you b sef. if you see someone wey won commit suicide, you will dash him snipper o

DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!

stop condemning him, you are not better of.

DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!

You don't have to be academically brilliant to be successful in this life. Ask Richard Branson - Owner of Virgin Atlantic, the guy was so dyslexic he could not even spell his name. It's only in Africa people look down on others because their results are bad.

How many times have you been passing jamb?

mickyeddi:


You don't have to be academically brilliant to be successful in this life. Ask Richard Branson - Owner of Virgin Atlantic, the guy was so dyslexic he could not even spell his name. It's only in Africa people look down on others because their results are bad.

Proud of this writeup.

PS: Quote me for rubbish and run mad

IstandWitBuhari:

From ur moniker it shows u re not even a serious student.
You spend all ur time on niaraland , now I hope niaraland will give u an award.
See ur subjects very poor . U couldn't even average at least 50% in any of d course.
Leave socal media and study ur books.

Just metchie onu gi. You are quick to condemn when you ain't any better. All this Buhari supporters and stupidity be like 5 and 6. Nzuzu!

I know how it feels to fail a popular exam as JAMB. Never give up,never blame nobody and never pity yourself.

DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!

People like you end up with the Devil in hell.

NLProblemChild:
did u think its only people who doesn't study do fail?

i kno you are trolling. but. ur English alone don do

chiefobdk:



i kno you are trolling. but. ur English alone don do

As if yours too is better off! What is "ur" and "don"

DLondonboiy:
While your mates were reading, you were busy nairalanding...247 you dey nairaland...you see your life.

Very poor result. See chemistry, see maths, tufiakwa...

The next generation would be the worst!

You should forget about school and go and become a pastor or native doctor, cos that's how people like you end up!

You keep wasting your mom's money on exams....and you keep failing them..rubbish!

dere is god ooo. Aba wetin he offended u

DLondonboiy:


Criminals...see them.

One fool opened a thread on how he failed, another fool is asking for fools to call mr Desmond...Let's watch how the first fool would tell us he called Mr Desmond and how miraculously he passed, while other fools start sending money to Mr Desmond who may be the same person as the first fool who created this foolish thread...

Thumb up! iluvdis

NLProblemChild:
i feel Like a failure

Ure not a failure! Ure only a failure wen u give up!!! The most successful people failed bt never ever gave up. So don't!

And change dat bloody moniker of urs pls

Study harder next time.... You can only secure admission into college of education and some polytechnics with this score.
Never give up... I sat for utme 5times and got admitted only ones but I never got such low scores

All o yo yabbing this guy,if we wake up tomorrow to heur someone committed suicide you will be happy ba..

Dude,.our education system I f.d up,.u ain't a failure you can even type very well,know a graduate wworking for the fed.govt that cnt even write her name.

Check all the threads on Nl there must be one that goes in direction of what you want to do..start practicing and making money till admission comes...You are not a failure, you are a starter

NLProblemChild:
did u think its only people who doesn't study do fail?

Chai

FortuneTeller:
Op it is well. The ones beating you online may be graduates who have been unemployed for 2 years, while Buhari has forged ahead with little education to become President. A piece of paper does not determine your destiny in this life.

a drop out speaking trying to console herself for not having a degree