So he wakes the naija guy up the asks, "well, so what goes up a mountain with 3 legs and comes down with four? The nigerian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer 5 dollars and goes back to sleep

Ursulaa:
Lmao, this is all I need for a good nite rest

Thanks op,ur name self is awkward

Kondomatic:
Nigeria Vice President Osibanjo, Nigerian actor John Okafor, Nigerian actress Rita Dominic and Nigeria Musician Yemi Alade were traveling in a train.

The train went through a tunnel so it got completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap.

The train came out of the tunnel. The women and John Okafor were sitting there looking perplexed.

Osibanjo was bent over holding his face, which was red from an apparent slap. All of them remained diplomatic and nobody said anything.

Yemi Alade said to herself:
"These Men are all crazy after Rita Dominic. Osinbajo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Rita Dominic was thinking:
"Osinbajo must have tried to kiss me but kissed Yemi instead and got slapped."

Osinbajo was thinking:
"Damn it. John Okafor must have tried to kiss Rita Dominic. She might have thought it was me so she slapped me."

John Okafor was thinking:
"If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Osibanjo again"

Kondomatic:
Osama-bin-Laden had traveled several weeks in the desert with his trusty camel. The camel had been his sole companion for years but eventually, time had slowed the poor beast down.

Laden was considering getting a new camel when he saw a sign outside of a store:

WE MAKE YOUR CAMELS TRAVEL FASTER. GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

He looks at his camel and decides to give it a shot. He goes in the store with his camel and the vendor asks him,” What can I do for you?”

“Well, friend” Laden replies, “I noticed your sign and I’m interested in your help. You see my camel’s been slowing down a bit and I don’t really want to trade him in for a new one.”

The vendor says, “That won’t be necessary here. We make your camels run faster. It’s guaranteed.”

"OK Let’s do it.”

The vendor says, “Please pull your camel over this way onto the platform.”

While Osama is steadying his camel onto the platform, the vendor disappears into another room and returns with two large bricks.

“Stand back,” he cautions Laden.

The vendor goes behind the camel with bricks in hand, and smashes the camel’s balls. The camel runs out of the place like a bat out of hell.

“Wow!,” says Osama, “That’s the fastest I’ve seen him run in years! But how am I going to reach him now?”

The vendor says with a smile, “Please step onto the platform, sir.”

Ursulaa:
Lmao, this is all I need for a good nite rest

Thanks op,u name self is funny

Why do I feel like you are mocking my name?