"You messed up real time; hit the couch asssshole"
If your wife tells you this in Nigeria,

Rubbish. . . She had better prepare to sleep at her girlfriend's place!

hmmmm, interesting

common guys, where are u?
say something (honest) pls.

What did you do?

@topic, For my house kwa. She no dey luk face?!

couch ke? oti oo!!! !! fear go catch am naaaa

A naija man would NEVER concede to sleep on the couch.He'll reason that he pays the rent and the house belongs to him

Ask the poster if he is crashing/living in his gf's house or the wife is the one responsible for everythg in the house?Evn your wife abroad wuld not tell you that!!!!

Not the Nigerians i know

Such a thing will hardly happen in Nigeria. Instead it's the woman who will be relocating to the guest room. How sad!

she will start the C, and never finish the statement, shior

In Nigeria, a man's infidelity is almost a civic responsibility. The woman sleeps in the church instead.

Ebonyeyes:

In Nigeria, a man's infidelity is almost a civic responsibility. The woman sleeps in the church instead.

true maybe if the woman practices what she learns in church her home might be a better place,

Tee_Jay:

true maybe if the woman practices what she learns in church her home might be a better place,

I think you need to take your prehistoric misogynistic views and run away into the jungle, im sure there are still some women in the jungle that will let you drag them by the hair.

Ebonyeyes:

I think you need to take your prehistoric misogynistic views and run away into the jungle, im sure there are still some women in the jungle that will let you drag them by the hair.

Ebonyeyes:

In Nigeria, a man's infidelity is almost a civic responsibility. The woman sleeps in the church instead.

Oh baby i always LOVE your replies, even though some annoys me

Dr. Lorenz:

Oh baby i always LOVE your replies, even though some annoys me

how do you mean?

Why would he sleep on the couch when he can kick the wife out of the house. . .Even when he's the offender?

Sisi_Kill:

Why would he sleep on the couch when he can kick the wife out of the house. . .Even when he's the offender?

Because its always the womans fault even if he goes out and sleeps with every random thing in skirt and catches "The Ultimate Monster" he will go back home, give it to the wife and blame her.

Ebonyeyes:

I think you need to take your prehistoric misogynistic views and run away into the jungle, im sure there are still some women in the jungle that will let you drag them by the hair.

the same jungle u came from abi!

The wife can practice all she learns from now until kingdom come but if the man is an ass. . .you can forget about any good thing coming out of it.

By the way, why is it the sole responsibility of the woman to make the marriage work? Last i checked there are two people in it.

Lmao! I CAN NOT believe some people wanna pretend the woman doesn't get blamed when her husband cheats!

Oy! I tire for boldface denials on Nairaland.

Lmao! I CAN NOT believe some people wanna pretend the woman doesn't get blamed when her husband cheats!

Oy! I tire for boldface denials on Nairaland.

Sisi_Kill:

Lmao! I CAN NOT believe some people wanna pretend the woman doesn't get blamed when her husband cheats!

Oy! I tire for boldface denials on Nairaland.

its the woman's fault he cheated. why didn't she provide him with attention and 24/7 sex he needs?

Tee_Jay:

the same jungle u came from abi!  

The one you have been residing even in the 21st century .

follypimpi:


Where on earth did u draw this conclusion Not all MEN would blame women for their respective flaws.

A majority do please dont claim you dont know what goes down

Sisi_Kill:

Lmao! I CAN NOT believe some people wanna pretend the woman doesn't get blamed when her husband cheats!

Oy! I tire for boldface denials on Nairaland.

I agree, they always turn a blind eye or lie out-rightly when issues like this are discussed in here or RL.

bawomolo:

its the woman's fault he cheated. why didn't she provide him with attention and 24/7 intimacy he needs?

Hey sisi, there, a misogynist in our midst.

Ebonyeyes:

The one you have been residing even in the 21st century .

like i said, na me and u dey reside 4 the jungle, so i must be in good company

Ebonyeyes:

Hey sisi, there, a misogynist in our midst.

you are damn right. feminism has clogged the minds of you winches

Lmao! Nah! Bawo is one of the few. . .very few enlightened men we have on NL.

What we have is here sarcasm.

bawomolo:

you are damn right. feminism has clogged the minds of you winches

Na winch know winch abi? I hope they can isolate the misogynistic gene soon so that we can help men of the future

Tee_Jay:

like i said, na me and u dey reside 4 the jungle, so i must be in good company

Sweetie there are some women who will still let you drag them by the hair there so jog along with them