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Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by freemansun: 6:50pm On Feb 03, 2010
After fixing AP with a gal like a week ahead, she comes, u hang out, check into a hotel. After pre-intimacy she tells u she is in red. What do u do?
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by Nobody: 6:52pm On Feb 03, 2010
You stick the stick in the toilet. grin
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by unban190: 6:57pm On Feb 03, 2010
@ebonytree
shocked shocked shocked shocked

so u wud agree that i stick my stick into ur toilet
shocked shocked shocked shocked


@post
she pays back the money for the hotel room, simple
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by mamagee3(f): 7:42pm On Feb 03, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

You stick the stick in the toilet. grin
grin grin grin
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by Nobody: 8:14pm On Feb 03, 2010
@poster
- what was the intention when you told her to go to the hotel?
- was she down with you doing it on her bad days?
-  what about if she gave you some head/hand job to relieve you of your desperation?

you were going to war and now you come her crying foul.
be a man, go back in there and finish the bloody job.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by googles: 8:25pm On Feb 03, 2010
Ebonyeyes:

You stick the stick in the toilet. grin

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Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by kokoye(m): 8:28pm On Feb 03, 2010
head nko

grin grin
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by sistajay(f): 8:40pm On Feb 03, 2010
@ Poster

That is no excuse, do it in the bathroom.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by unban190: 9:22pm On Feb 03, 2010
^^

where u 4rm come

JUPITER or PLUTO
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by sistajay(f): 1:06pm On Feb 04, 2010
@ 190

I come from Mars just like you!! Don't look so shocked
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 1:24pm On Feb 04, 2010
did u actually see the red. me believe she played u, u just fell mugu. besides if she is in red, the back door is always dry. u shld have used that door.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by nihun(m): 1:32pm On Feb 04, 2010
smooooooth:

did u actually see the red. me believe she played u, u just fell mugu. besides if she is in red, the back door is always dry. u shld have used that door.


Back door is for bushman and animals chhhhhh
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by hbabe(f): 1:35pm On Feb 04, 2010
smooooooth:

did u actually see the red. me believe she played u, u just fell mugu. besides if she is in red, the back door is always dry. u shld have used that door.

Chei!  Na wa !
What if she does not allow visitors in through the back door?  Should he force his way coz of some money he spent?

MRbrownJAY:

@poster
- what was the intention when you told her to go to the hotel?
- was she down with you doing it on her bad days?
- what about if she gave you some head/hand job to relieve you of your desperation?

you were going to war and now you come her crying foul.
be a man, go back in there and finish the bloody job.

It is easier to try other ways like MRbrownJAY suggested.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 1:41pm On Feb 04, 2010
hbabe:

Chei! Na wa !
What if she does not allow visitors in through the back door? Should he force his way coz of some money he spent?

It is easier to try other ways like MRbrownJAY suggested.

she knew she in the red, and she allowed him pay for a room and actually followed him in. what kinda of woman is that. come to think of the mental energy the dude must have burnt, thinking what he was gonna do to her, as they were going in, with his dick throbing and jerking in his pants. all for nothing. wahala! if its me no alternatives i am digging a hole.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by hbabe(f): 1:53pm On Feb 04, 2010
smooooooth:

she knew she in the red, and she allowed him pay for a room and actually followed him in. what kinda of woman is that. come to think of the mental energy the dude must have burnt, thinking what he was gonna do to her, as they were going in, with his manliness throbing and jerking in his pants. all for nothing. wahala! if its me no alternatives i am digging a hole.

Hahahaha grin grin grin
I am really scared of you now!
Seriously it's wrong for a girl to do that to a guy, except there was a misunderstanding in the guy's real intent or the guy failed to make it known to the girl prior to the adventure in the hotel.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by galatico(m): 1:55pm On Feb 04, 2010
That's the sily excuse most babes give.

When the poor guy took you out to fast food joint, you where not on red when you embezzled his money, when it comes to the down on it, she starts saying am on "RED", tell her you are on "BLUE".

It sucks !!!

It's a sign of imaturity or should I say stupidity ,
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 1:58pm On Feb 04, 2010
hbabe:

Hahahaha grin grin grin
I am really scared of you now!
Seriously it's wrong for a girl to do that to a guy, except there was a misunderstanding in the guy's real intent or the guy failed to make it known to the girl prior to the adventure in the hotel.


i think his intention was clear enuf, taking her to a hotel and getting a room when they aint married or taking a weekend off from the noise at home.

and u need not be scared of me, cos i know if its u, u will cooperate and there will be no need to forcefully break thru the back door,lol
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by Nobody: 2:01pm On Feb 04, 2010
smooooooth:

she knew she in the red, and she allowed him pay for a room and actually followed him in. what kinda of woman is that. come to think of the mental energy the dude must have burnt, thinking what he was gonna do to her, as they were going in, with his manliness throbing and jerking in his pants. all for nothing. wahala! if its me no alternatives i am digging a hole.

man, there are only 2 reason why this lady would have gone to the hotel:

1) the guy didnt tell her exactly what he had in mind and she went along to only kiss, cuddle, lick and handle with the guy.
2) she was willing to have s e x with her period but the poster chickened out. not all women are against s e x during periods.

either way the lady cannot be blamed for the posters misery.
the poster even has the guts to talk about hotel fee like as if its the end of the world. i am sure that paying for the hotel is better in your mind than paying for the restaurant, at least you got to play with her.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 2:11pm On Feb 04, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

man, there are only 2 reason why this lady would have gone to the hotel:

1) the guy didnt tell her exactly what he had in mind and she went along to only kiss, cuddle, lick and handle with the guy.
2) she was willing to have s e x with her period but the poster chickened out. not all women are against s e x during periods.

either way the lady cannot be blamed for the posters misery.
the poster even has the guts to talk about hotel fee like as if its the end of the world. i am sure that paying for the hotel is better in your mind than paying for the restaurant, at least you got to play with her.

Man u right, the guy is to blame, he is such a weakling, if i was the hotel clerk, i wld have shut him in the staff toilet with a porn mag while i went in the room he paid for with the girl. who cares if she is in red, sex is bloody!
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by DOAweb(m): 2:49pm On Feb 04, 2010
smooooooth:

Man u right, the guy is to blame, he is such a weakling, if i was the hotel clerk, i wld have shut him in the staff toilet with a indecency mag while i went in the room he paid for with the girl. who cares if she is in red, intimacy is bloody!

. . . intimacy is bloody - really, are you having a laugh? 

Simply enjoy the head, the mouth can be very exciting too!
  wink wink
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by Nobody: 2:57pm On Feb 04, 2010
We have a couple or molre potential beasts male rapists in here. lipsrsealed
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:02pm On Feb 04, 2010
So your purpose of the whole date in the first place was to have sex with her?

I really don't blame you but the girl. . . she was the one who decided to go on a date with you and follow you to the hotel . .nonsense!
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by hbabe(f): 3:08pm On Feb 04, 2010
smooooooth:

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i think his intention was clear enuf, taking her to a hotel and getting a room when they aint married or taking a weekend off from the noise at home.

and u need not be scared of me, cos i know if its u, u will cooperate and there will be no need to forcefully break thru the back door,lol

Booking a hotel room insinuates but does not fully explain the guy's intention.  It may be understood that he just wanted to discuss with her privately in a serene environment void of all disturbances or he just wanted to give her a treat. grin
Guys should learn to be explicit in their desires.
I hope I never find myself in such situation, I always check my situation and options before I embark on any journey.

Ebonyeyes:

We have a couple or molre potential beasts male rapists in here. lipsrsealed

Hahahahaha!
I doubt if these guys will go as far as they have made us to believe.
They will be delighted to get a head/handjob or even a french kiss sef. grin
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by DOAweb(m): 3:14pm On Feb 04, 2010
hbabe:


I doubt if these guys will go as far as they have made us to believe.
They will be [s]delighted to get a head/handjob or even a french kiss sef[/s]. grin


Sweetie, don't flatter urself, what do u mean by delighted? In the circumstances, I think head is the least she should give, handjob/frech kiss would not cut it.  wink wink
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by smooooooth: 3:17pm On Feb 04, 2010
haha. u guyz make me laff, i aint no rapist, dnt know what i will do in that situation, never been in a situation like that, cos b4 we even make it to the hotel,i wld have checked chekced like i always do.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by hbabe(f): 3:23pm On Feb 04, 2010
DOAweb:

Sweetie, don't flatter urself, what do u mean by delighted? In the circumstances, I think head is the least she should give, handjob/frech kiss would not cut it.  wink wink

Hmm!
It could be worse, she may decided to go away without offering anything and the guy will be left to make do with a soapy. tongue
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by DOAweb(m): 3:35pm On Feb 04, 2010
hbabe:

Hmm!
It could be worse, she may decided to go away without offering anything and the guy will be left to make do with a soapy. tongue

Meaning the guy did not do is calculations very well -

Agreed Parameters:

Good Date = Yes; move to Hotel if No, take her home sharply;

Hotel Action = Yes; get down 4 intimacy  tongue, if No, find the best alternative, head  tongue ,if no again bargain for handjob  undecided;

if no handjob - WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF RESOURCES! angry angry Wrong calculation - would have to rethink the parameters for some other time! grin

Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by Nobody: 3:36pm On Feb 04, 2010
@post
but people, what about if the girl after getting in the room decides that she simply DO NOT want to have s e x with you. . . . . . . . is that a crime? does following you in a hotel room means automatic s h a g?
will you r a p e her just because she stepped into that room and suddenly changed her mind? nobody can have a change of heart in your world?

here is one scenario:
the girl is Hot and goes to the hotel room with the guy with the intention to s h a g the hell out of him but then the guy has no kissing/licking/caressing game, no experience in getting her in the right mood and when he finally get UnCloth a FOUL smell/stench fill up the room.
should she still s h a g him or can she take a rain check and run out of there?!
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by DOAweb(m): 3:40pm On Feb 04, 2010
MRbrownJAY:

@post
but people, what about if the girl after getting in the room decides that she simply DO NOT want to have s e x with you. . . . . . . . is that a crime? does following you in a hotel room means automatic s h a g?
will you r a p e her just because she stepped into that room and suddenly changed her mind? nobody can have a change of heart in your world?

here is one scenario:
the girl is Hot and goes to the hotel room with the guy with the intention to s h a g the hell out of him but then the guy has no kissing/licking/caressing game, no experience in getting her in the right mood and when he finally get UnCloth a FOUL smell/stench fill up the room.
should she still s h a g him or can she take a rain check and run out of there?!


Meaning, the scope for the agreed parameters must be widened to include inputs from both parties involved - adopting the Balanced approach methodology
grin grin
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by freemansun: 4:10pm On Feb 04, 2010
@ smoooooth
Back door Tried that b4 but came out with tribal marks on my ABUNA. Not going there anymore.

Headjob would have been wonderful, but most chicks are not good @ it. I may come out even more frustrated.
Re: Tell Me What Could Be Worst? by Nobody: 6:42pm On Feb 04, 2010
DOAweb:


Meaning, the scope for the agreed parameters must be widened to[b] include inputs from both parties involved -[/b] adopting the Balanced approach methodology
grin grin

are you saying that you would have taken inputs from only ONE party involved at the first place?!

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