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Oju kongba.

prettycentia: what s waste n disgrace to women. My dear, although Love is essential but there is more to live than luv. Build up ur potentials and b right woman awaiting the right man. Ur live shud nt b build around relationship except that of God. Jos advising o, i myself is nt perfect

Seems you are new on Nairaland. Don't tell me you believed this crap. The girl in that pix might not even know her pix is being used for this.

This must be a party for youths where the possibility of sleeping with themselves is very high. Hence, the packaging.

I just wonder how these whites come about this technology called plane. Just look at that tyre compartment filled with different kinds of wires and devices each having its own functions. It's really awesome. Only God knows how that boy managed to get into that place.

owolabifunke14: How are they going to get the sperm out. Does it mean the nurses will grab their joystick and manipulate it to ejaculate? End time really

Self-servicing tinz.

Cool source of income.

belabela: it’s high time we stopped bamboozling you. You must stop making idols of men. You must stop making men such as I, substitute for the Holy Ghost. Honour us; revere us… but that is where it ends. Without the Call, the Oil, and the Holy Spirit; we are mere mortal.

I love the above quote. If my people can follow this, they will stop reasoning with their anus. Men of God are humans like us. They are not God neither are they Angels. This is a secret to those who see Pastors as semi-god; they don't always consult Holyspirit for spiritual guidance. They sometimes simply advise you based on their personal experience which could be a wrong advice. Thus, if you are the type that takes what they say hook line and sinker everytime, you are on your own.(source-a close prophet)Ese fell for his antics because she had utmost respect for the Pastor. Maybe a respect that can be likened to that of a god. That was why she was obeying like a zombie even though she knew it was all wrong from the beginning. Don't assume your Pastor can't sin. If you notice any move or remarks that suggest he's about to go astray, maturedly correct or discourage him. They are also humans. Anyway, Pastor Biodun is not the only one with such shortcoming; there are several of them out there. May God deliver them all.

wezzy_jasified: FOR UR INFO,SLIMSHADY CAN DISS ANYBODY IN THE WORLD AND NO1 DARES TO FACE HIM

Seems he's been selective with his victims. Just check the list or don't you think so?

Bonaguy: Christiana
Aguilera, Carson Daly, Moby, and Kim
Kardashian, khloe, MJ etc

E be like say dis Eminem get sense o. See d kain people wey hin dey diss. Tupac knew he won't live long because he was always finding trouble with deadly guys. if Eminem know say hin get liver, mak hin go diss real bad guys na, na den hin go know how far.

ganese2: it’s high time we stopped bamboozling you. You must stop making idols of men. You must stop making men such as I, substitute for the Holy Ghost. Honour us; revere us… but that is where it ends. Without the Call, the Oil, and the Holy Spirit; we are mere mortal.

I love the above quote. If my people can follow this, they will stop reasoning with their anus. Men of God are humans like us. They are not God neither are they Angels. This is a secret to those who see Pastors as semi-god; they don't always consult Holyspirit for spiritual guidance. They sometimes simply advise you based on their personal experience which could be a wrong advice. Thus, if you are the type that takes what they say hook line and sinker everytime, you are on your own.(source-a close prophet)Ese fell for his antics because she had utmost respect for the Pastor. Maybe a respect that can be likened to that of a god. That was why she was obeying like a zombie even though she knew it was all wrong from the beginning. Don't assume your Pastor can't sin. If you notice any move or remarks that suggest he's about to go astray, maturedly correct or discourage him. They are also humans. Anyway, Pastor Biodun is not the only one with such shortcoming; there are several of them out there. May God deliver them all.

64m at once on cars? Baba God, provide for me too o. But I don't really gbadun the design of these cars.

Why apologize? For what na? Omo yi o ti ele rara. Shebi na u get ya bodi. You knew what you were doing and you did it thinking it will get you the winning prize. I trust Cossy; if una lik, mak una talk from now till tomorrow, she no send una. Better luck next time girl.

Why didn't he tell them he went to university of Toronto at least to win this election. Toronto would have done the magic.

Chai! All dis gbeborun journalists sef. See as dem dey analyse her bossoms. Why she no go craze if she see dis kain report. Well, I no blame dem. If u too cover bodi well well, dem no go see anything.

fantacy1: Hw can sm1 in such a huge debt go and buy 2013 manufactured private Jet?

Maybe he was still hoping that the exposure of his indebtedness will soon be swept under the carpet. You know Nigerian factor na.

So if Sanusi no expose all dis guys now, na all dis moni dem for chop and clean mouth. After dem go com dey claim say na dia business ingenuity mak dem financially successful.

Another reliable source claims that the
fifty million Dollars was sent to the former SSG’s residence on the instructions of the governor, a few days before he was sacked as an exhibit, in case if he decides to reveal the
governor’s secret dealings after his sack,
unknown to him.

If only this former SSG has evidence that the said money was sent to him on the instruction of the governor, he can still go ahead expose him in defense of his arbitrary sack.

Walahi dis honorable don cause heavy kasala, I swear.

Too dark, na black rug dem lay for the living room?

How could she swallow a mobile phone? She must be a very dangerous girl. Hope she doesn't get.depressed in future because she can easily take her life. The trait is there already.

My own na opposite of the OP's thread. When I was a child, I loved crayfish to the extent that I will buy it myself and eat it raw as if I'm eating groundnut. But today, I detest it with a passion. Even the smell puts me off. Any meal cooked with crayfish is always rejected by me. No matter how hungry I am or how tasty the meal is. Another one is yam. I loved yam back then but I don't really fancy it any longer although I still take it once in a while.

nadia_SA:



Ths cnt b igbo men

uj_sizzle: lol definitely igbo men handwork

Oya both of you, mak una begin quarrel.

mayten30: Please you people should explain this better because I do not understand this,and it does not sound funny to me may be is because I do not understand it

If you cannot comprehend or laugh to this straightforward and funny joke, seems your problem is more than what you can handle. I will advise you see Hon. Patrick or your doctor fast.

Why are they just accepting National conference? Is it because 2015 generally election is around the corner? Hmnnnn..funny people.

Una see our leaders? I knew it will get to this. And if Boko Haram had earlier embraced the amnesty, I'm sure FG would have been giving them billions of naira without hesitation. Why should dedicated and devoted men committed to ensuring peace in our land be begging for their right? Maybe they don't know that eradication of Boko Haram is for the benefit of all and not just Borno State. Apart from the hunger they are complaining about, what about the risk to their lives and family members? FG, please don't make these men regret ever joining the war against terrorism.

Although the Governor was in company of his aids who were already irritated by Sani’s behaviour and would have compelled him to oblige, he appealed to them for calm, and after pleading with Namye to no avail, moved to the next house instead.

If the above actually happened, then kudos to him for his patience and humility. This is unlike people in position of authority in this country who are always eager to abuse power bestowed upon them.

Like the third pix. He might not be the most handsome but surely, he can't be overlooked.

What's happening to Nairaland fonts and themes? Why are all text being underlined? @topic, very heartless leader. When they are not criminals.

RazziP: "I'd rather be selling groundnuts in
my village than play for a pathetic
club like Chelsea FC" - (Samuel Eto'o,
2004)

I bet he must have forgotten he said this. That's why it is always important to carefully think before you open your month. This is a similar case with a rich man that despises a poor man. How does he approach the poor man when the table has turned? Well, the good thing is his remark has not hunted him.

ogugua88: It's men like you who collect gift cards and ties on Father's Day, while mothers receive cars and the finest jewelry on Mother's Day. How is washing one's child a household chore meant for women? Have you never heard of fatherly love?

I usually don't come back to threads after making a post but I had a feeling while making that post that someone will negatively quote me hence, the reason why I'm back. How does my post suggest that I don't support fatherly love or husbands assisting their wives? It's just a mere observation that every woman likes a caring and loving man. Honestly, non-physical communication where gestures, facial expressions can't be conveyed can be misinterpreted sometimes.

bcomputer101: Okada!

Drop me here.

Wey my change? Abi you wan carry am go ni?


Hum! This people don belle full...
Well, make Nigeria military no join them ooo!

Na beg i beg you...

You have been jumping from one thread to the other riding on okada. When are going to buy your own car?