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Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:22pm On Mar 02, 2010
Na where you dey since ? U no hear say dem don nationalize that profession cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by nich(m): 7:25pm On Mar 02, 2010
see no evil, hear no evil! tongue
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 7:26pm On Mar 02, 2010
nich:

   wetin be that?

if to say na pharaoh, maybe im for harden im heart!  undecided

Pharoh i hail o!   grin  
Dont downgrade the pharoh of nowadays oh grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2010
nich:

wetin be that?

if to say na pharaoh, maybe im for harden im heart! undecided

Pharoh i hail o! grin
Dont downgrade the pharoh of nowadays oh grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 7:43pm On Mar 02, 2010
dani1luv:

Dont downgrade the pharoh of nowadays oh grin

Today's pharoh don mix with naija peeps so he is highly flexible now. grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 10:46am On Mar 03, 2010
dani1luv:

tell me to the face that you aint enjoying the Caressing and kissing grin

no i dnt, it's painful angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by studio43(m): 11:02am On Mar 03, 2010
She thought i was joking the very first day i made the same complain
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 11:21am On Mar 03, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked wat??
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 11:31am On Mar 03, 2010
*** Picks a chair and grabs a pop corn ***

I go watch this fight today grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 11:43am On Mar 03, 2010
could this be true of guys? grin too much pop corn
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 11:50am On Mar 03, 2010
What? lol
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Abbeycity4(f): 11:53am On Mar 03, 2010
wetin una dey yarn nao.  angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 4:57pm On Mar 03, 2010
is this like a 'one-man-riot' thing? who is the oyarner naw?? ??
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 5:45pm On Mar 03, 2010
cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 11:26pm On Mar 03, 2010
Apollo dey do u?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 12:22am On Mar 04, 2010
Na me you dey talk to?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by parki: 3:05am On Mar 04, 2010
na who you dey follow talk for this early mor mor so. . . . . . you sure say u well so?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 3:09am On Mar 04, 2010
I dey sick come aso rock come cure me.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 11:51am On Mar 04, 2010
chai! that sickness wey don take over aso rock? guy stay far away from me.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 11:55am On Mar 04, 2010
where you put your Turai? abi she don begin friend another aboki?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:02pm On Mar 04, 2010
kai Mallam Benbella Dododawa! Minini samsam? how u dey treat turai? hope u dey give her for madara?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 12:27pm On Mar 04, 2010
lysaa:

chai! that sickness wey don take over aso rock? guy stay far away from me.

I no fit stay away from you because i like you, so abeg accept my royal presidential invitation cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 12:51pm On Mar 04, 2010
with all those sickness? Godforbidbadtin!
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 1:04pm On Mar 04, 2010
Nah just give me some days and i will be fine, i can now do some 25 minutes exercise per day and drink kunu. cool

You go like come watch football match with me?

** [size=1pt]Anyway why have you been fighting me? [/size]**
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 1:07pm On Mar 04, 2010
World cup for SA? na presidential jet we go take enter the main bowl?
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 1:18pm On Mar 04, 2010
Na we go drive air ambulance from nigeria to south africa to chair my favorite team na.

Na where you dey since? you just dey off and on for hia, me one be ya pal na cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 1:46pm On Mar 04, 2010
na me and u wan use ambulance go cheer your fav tam? u better wake up from your day dream.

shey u nor hail me on my birthday? Feb 14th was my b/day. .i'm vexing. angry
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 2:01pm On Mar 04, 2010
I don enter wahala ooo, see erm make u no vex network no dey my area that day both internet and phone network .

That's why i no fit reach you but shey i still fit make up for that bah?. cool
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by lysaa(f): 2:55pm On Mar 04, 2010
wait till another 14th of feb.
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by dani1luv: 5:01pm On Mar 04, 2010
Abbey_city:

no i dnt, it's painful angry
Hahahahaha I tot you said it's no new thing grin
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Ben13: 5:14pm On Mar 04, 2010
Dani, who release you from that cage? cheesy
Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by Pharoh: 5:17pm On Mar 04, 2010
lysaa:

wait till another 14th of feb.

That's is cool since both of us na febuary pikin na. grin

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