Tamita:

Hi N/landers, this isn't funny atall, ever since my former fiancee dumped me 4 another guy, i dnt really knw how to toast a lady any longer. I'm an expert in "TOASTING" bt later did'nt knw d sudden change of attidude as my friends never believed when i told them i'm single and really need a babe. What could have caused dis sudden change?
All i need is to advice and give me a COMPREHENSIVE format of hw to toast, attract a girl(s) attention and other things u tink fit to win a gurlz heart. . . . . D funny tin is "im 28yrs", wao! ** im waiting*** I NEED D FORMAT!

Jaidey-one:

you just need to grow some ballz and meet new women,

tayo_ast:

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eh yah!!
so, u were subtle 2 d guy n he gave it 2 u gbam!!
hope no one was embarrassed/disgraced. but y am i hearing ds 4 d 1st tym?? ain't that weird??

Jaidey-one:

you just need to grow some ballz and meet new women,

tayo_ast:

thats important. u nid some hard ballz

Scooby1:

@ poster dis is all you need on how to toast a woman!


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Tamita:

Well, Thank u all. Its left 4 me 2 apply dis tactics. Hope somtin gud come outta dis. Love u all!
Lol!

Scooby1:

@ poster dis is all  you need on how to toast a woman! 


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Tatase:

I shouldn't help you in case you use the tips below for sketchy purposes, but I feel bad for you so I'll give a few suggestions:

Stop starting with "my name is Tamita, can I meet you?" That's the first thing. Don't say that! It's like you're looking for something specific from her and it's overpowering and a little intimidating.

What to do:
1.) Start with a joke, or a comment on where you are or what you just did or even the weather. Just something casual to start the convo.

2.) After you start the convo, THEN, you can introduce yourself and ask her name (without saying can I meet you or anything. Just "my name is x, what's yours" is fine).

3.) Tell her a bit about yourself in the context you met her. E.g. at church, "I've been coming to this church for a while, but this is the first time I've seen you." or "Did you enjoy Pastor so-and-so's message." Or at the cinema, "wow the line is long, I came all the way from X to watch this movie, and its like everyone had the same idea." Something like that, that shows you're normal and a functioning part of society.

4.) At this point you can give a compliment but throw in some humility because it seems more genuine that way. E.g. "I think you're beautiful. I've been over there watching you, trying to get the confidence to come over and talk to you." Whether or not that's the case, it makes you seem unthreatening and cute and it also makes it harder for her to say no to at least exchanging contact info with you, even if she's not interested.

5.) Don't stay too long, so that it becomes like you're disturbing her or you're too desperate. Say something like "I have to go now (back to my friends/ my movie is about to start/ whatever) but can we exchange numbers or email addresses." Even if she says no, don't become belligerent and aggressive and start dissing her. Just be like "well that's too bad, here's my contact info in case you change your mind." If you're polite and respectful even after rejection, she might have a re-think. When guys who are rejected become mean afterwards, girls are like good riddance, thank God sef I said no.

In general sha, just play it cool and just keep first meetings at just a chat, don't start with "I like you" or "I want to get to know you better." Don't act so eager like "can I meet you?, may I know you? etc."

violent:

Don't know why guys get jelly around girls all the time. . . if she gives you attitude, then give her "you are unlucky not to have me" attitude too, except you really dont have confidence in who you are

bekay911:

HEY BABY your LOOKING FINE LIKE WINE, ITS TIME U FALL IN LINE AND BCOME MINE SO WAT DO U SAY LETS DO IT TONITE AT NINE gbam . Na so ma boyfrend catch moi LOOOOL

twinskenny: google toasting online, and just copy and paste

bekay911: HEY BABY UR LOOKING FINE LIKE WINE, ITS TIME U FALL IN LINE AND BCOME MINE SO WAT DO U SAY LETS DO IT TONITE AT NINE gbam . Na so ma boyfrend catch moi LOOOOL