sheikshegetto:
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Hiii guys....it's been over a year and a few days now since we started this memoir together....now we're an update or two away from the endline...i want to thank you guys for pushing me on through all the way...i swear nobody drops projects pass me, i mostly lose interest and pick up other stories, so a million thanks to y'all for ridding me of that habit.

P.S: to the ladies out there mailing me, as much as i like the attention and insults lol...abeg i am not Bioye o...although i can as well answer for a few guys like myself with an aunty rose of their own, this is simply a mixture of both friction and a collection of real life encounters.....i respect women and all and if this story and the sexual contents offends you guys in any ways whatsover.....I'm sorry, anything pass that you can continue your hate mails, I'm not responsible for your personal problems. Cheers.

Height of foolishness. How can they be sending you hate mail even if this is not a work of fiction??

Nice one Sheikshegetto

Sheikshegetto your head is there x100.
But I envy you o.
I've never encountered an Aunt Rose in my life.
Would I now result myself to the statistics that all "Aunt Rose" victims are LUCKY CHAMPS?!
*sad*

HelenBee:
Lol...for real? Hate mails? I don't understand. Is this Religion section? And what if you're Bioye sef? They should just come clean and talk if they also want a piece of the cake.

stevodot22 Helenbee sensitivity1254 Maybe using HATEMAILS was such a strong word, but i do received a bunch of criticisms and claims that my story was way too misogynist and chauvinist and that i should bring the sexual contents down a notch....their words exactly.

It's been a great read so far... Kudos to you bro, ever thought of a career in writing I believe you'll do great at it.

thanks for the mention

please next update o

where have I been? omo I don miss this memoir... well I'm here and its been fun reading it!

God bless you hustle and your libido bro***

Oya bros drop the update incase u don't know your update issagoal

sheikshegetto u d boss.. Ur update got me laughing out loud. Thank God am not insane

As one of the pioneer followers, i want to thank you sheiks for not letting us down in dropping timely and lengthy update.

I pray for the wisdom and grace to see this project to the last.

Sheikshegetto more puna to ya banana

Cool Story Man.

Jenna3:


Na u go run

you sure

Thanks for the mention man. Waiting for the next episode

i must confess...i am, was and will be amaze at how much of my time u ve consumed today reading nd gettin to dis point of a story al d way from last year. kudos bro. u really kill it. shakushaku is a goal

Sheikshegetto is falling my hand o! Since last two weeks we gat our last update. I hope all is well Bioye's father/creator?!

Awwwwww! Fucck me haaard!

precidope:
you sure

Am not just sure, i knw

O.p come and finish this masterpiece na.. The suspense come dy b like Kyle xy own

Jenna3:


Am not just sure, i knw

okay Ooo chat me up on whatsapp 08171299212

Lol, I wonder why y’all bother, this story taught me a very good lesson, Never read a story on Nairaland that has not been completed. Who wants to bet that the OP won’t finish this project I bet he has even forgotten the plot twists and storylines.

Omzie:
Lol, I wonder why y’all bother, this story taught me a very good lesson, Never read a story on Nairaland that has not been completed. Who wants to bet that the OP won’t finish this project I bet he has even forgotten the plot twists and storylines.

He will complete the story. He said it was almost done.

You will be pleasantly be surprised

Omzie:
Lol, I wonder why y’all bother, this story taught me a very good lesson, Never read a story on Nairaland that has not been completed. Who wants to bet that the OP won’t finish this project I bet he has even forgotten the plot twists and storylines.

badohemmy:
He will complete the story. He said it was almost done.

So you dey here too.

5:15am to 9:48am no b smal time o o o o o wat a talented writer, i cn bet it if u chalenge 'Amma Darko' u go win. sheiks abeg complete the memoir and turn the criticism to applause...

Nice Werq

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In answer to the readers questions, what’s all the drama about, shebi it’s just to nack as usual, it’ll just be a walk in the park, Christmas come early for a guy like Bioye, after all he has been striving to get into as many ladies pants as he wants since he started writing this silly memoir. Well I tell y’all there’s are boundaries between consent and compulsion. And I’m going to let you be the judge of that by the time you see the pepper I was shown in the hands of Precious.

From the day she dropped the bombshell of catching me red-handed, I practically became her slave right then onwards.
She calls her new boy toy as the spirit leads, and dem no born me well make I no answer. At first I tried my possible best to be as boring as I could manage, I didn’t have to struggle so much cos not surprisingly, my dislike for her thawed my arousal. As expected, she was disappointed and unimpressed, but the stupid chic’s high expectations of my prowess…thanks to my yapping who no dey keep her private life to herself girlfriend…was still unrelenting.

Until one day, I knew she had lost her last iota of patience cos she texted me a worthy epistle length message, to come get down on her at 6pm sharp with an n.b warning me that the day was the day and that should I fail to meet her expectations. She wouldn’t only send the footage to Karen, their whole department will see it too…The stone cold bitch.

I was at her door at 6:15. “you’re late” was the warmest greeting I got from her.

“I had a 4pm class” I replied her coldly as I brushed past her into her lush pad. “lets just get this over with.”

“Now don’t you bring that attitude”…she started, clearly pissed at my behavior before I rudely cut her off.

“I’m here to fvck, you don’t need my attitude to do that so cut the crap, you and I know there’s no chemistry here or will ever be, nobody expects to cuddle ashawo after a job well done, so knock it off.”

She glared balefully at me but held her peace, I savored that little sliver of victory until her wicked smile soured it right back down to the depth of my belly.

“I would keep that defiant sprit down a notch if I were you Bj, need I remind you that I’m the one behind the drivers wheel, one click away and your gold digging days are over.”

It took every last ounce of my self restraints from hitting her, my venomous hatred for her right there scared even me so much I felt the chills in my bones. She thought I was being cowed by her threats because I didn’t want to lose my meal ticket rich girlfriend. I was so mad that I wanted to tell her to go shove it all up her behind for all I care.

“You also have something to lose too if you keep pushing me so.” I sneered. “if you think Karen will let your long neck off the noose by the time she finds out about us too then you most be dafter than I thought.”
I noticed a sliver of uncertainty shimmered over her face before she covered it with a smirk.

“you worry about you Bioye and I’ll worry about Karen, like my text earlier today, you fall short of expectation and your performance tonight will decide if Karen might still have both our traitorous hides…or not.”

Now here’s a myth about men that I’m going to debunk right now. The infamous fact that men are hardwired by touch, no matter what wherever where, I call bullshiit.

Like women, there’s got to be at least some emotional syncing, apart from the sight and body. There was nothing wrong with Precious, she had a banging body, she’s got one of the largest boobs I’ve encountered in my short life, a narrow hip and a long strong pair of legs.
So it was all down to my dislike for her plus my self loathing that affected my libido.

Right at that moment she let those massive breasts free as she tugged her shirt over her head, tossed it aside to glare defiantly right back at me as I chuckled. I found it funny because I felt nothing, absolutely nothing stirred down there, not even a muscle cramp. I found it funny cos on a normal day, I only need sight a cleavage for my loin to stir so that moment sums up how much I hate myself and the circumstances that led me right down to that moment.

“The hell are you laughing at.” Precious growled, her arms folded beneath her breast. “to think that Gold and Karen find something in you that I’m still trying to figure out, maybe their taste must have been mediocre at best.”

“look precious, whatever mediocre means, I don’t mean insult by laughing at your expense, but you’re right cos there’s really something they had with me that you don’t, like forcing me against my will, I mean your sex life must have sucked so bad for you to have stooped this low.

SLAP!!!

Hot stinging slap, I felt my ears rang, her dainty hands were rather stronger than they look but I chuckled instead but this seem to piss her all the more cos she raised up her other hand for another go when I snatched it midair. She struggled like a wild cat but I was stronger than her.

“you’re hurting me.” She finally said through gritted teeth.

“You want to see what they saw in me, you want to feel loved, you want to tumble with a daemon, then let me show you.” I grinned joylessly, tossed her over my shoulder and made for her bedroom.