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Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by ayettymama(f): 4:00am On Feb 24, 2010
lol
well the guy is simple bush if he's gna be usin his slang when he no's u dont understand
abeg when he starts speakin his language
u too spk ur language!!!
then if u dont have a language
spk klingon!!!loooool

I hate them wiv thier coded talk!!!
last guy was proper bein rude
tellin me to come and collect the kondo
so we can 'collabo'
i had no idea what he was on abt!!!!

till the song became popular
stupid guy i curse him in japanese bruv!
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 4:13am On Feb 24, 2010
Mhismole:

wow. how can a simple comment like, 'na u be my madam, na u biko' mean he wants to bleep her its just a harmless 'hands raised i want no trouble' thing for chrissakes!
nna nawa for you guys o!

THANKS!!!

@ayettymama

lol. I don't like it either, but he makes no effort to speak standard english sometimes (he knows how to speak very well). It's like I was supposed to speak pidgin english too, and if I ask for the meaning he will not tell.

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Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by bawomolo(m): 5:00am On Feb 24, 2010
ayettymama:

lol
well the guy is simple bush if he's gna be usin his slang when he no's u dont understand
abeg when he starts speakin his language
u too spk your language!!!
then if u dont have a language
spk klingon!!!loooool

I hate them wiv thier coded talk!!!
last guy was proper bein rude
tellin me to come and collect the kondo
so we can 'collabo'
i had no idea what he was on abt!!!!

till the song became popular
silly guy i curse him in japanese bruv!

did you two 'collabo' grin
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by Nobody: 5:21am On Feb 24, 2010
mito:

You didn't help.

I guess even though you start that company, non-naija women (like me) will not trust u because it'll between naija men, and we know how men do. lol. Not a bad idea though. Because of their culture, naija men are not easy to understand or figure out for us non-naija women.

@ bolded

that's why I can offer to help decode them, for a fee.
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 6:06am On Feb 24, 2010
@tpia

So, start with this thread. Let us sample you here first.  grin
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by Nobody: 7:20am On Feb 24, 2010
^^ no problem.

show me da money cheesy
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by kpolli(m): 12:28pm On Feb 24, 2010
it means ur the big girl,
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Feb 24, 2010
@Eina, its none of your damn business how I spend my time, you dont pay my bills or dont know me so please kindly go and take it up the arse. Thank you.
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 12:56pm On Feb 24, 2010
kpolli:

it means your the big girl,

meaning please?

tpia.:

^^ no problem.

show me da money cheesy

lol
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by galatico(m): 1:07pm On Feb 24, 2010
Poster that means you don finish am for bed !!! You bad oh !!!
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 1:12pm On Feb 24, 2010
galatico:

Poster that means you don finish am for bed !!! You bad oh !!!

I don't understand pidgin english. Can you please tell it in standard english? Thanks!
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by ayettymama(f): 1:14pm On Feb 24, 2010
thats the razz way of saying

you overwhelmed him with good intimacy!

then i think he added you bad

probably means your a naughty chick, maybe ghetto?? maybe another way of sayin razz (nigerian ghetto)

*kanye shrug*
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 1:42pm On Feb 24, 2010
@ayettymama

Thanks!

@galatico

It's not the case, we are not in sex.
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by kpolli(m): 4:13pm On Feb 24, 2010
u don know wat a big girl is?
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 4:35pm On Feb 24, 2010
kpolli:

u don know wat a big girl is?

no, I don't.
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by daduke2k(m): 4:46pm On Feb 24, 2010
A big gurl is a classy lady.
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by kpolli(m): 4:48pm On Feb 24, 2010
damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well a big girl a girl who lives a very comfortable n indepedent life aka a rich girl
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by daduke2k(m): 4:53pm On Feb 24, 2010
Gbam
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 4:54pm On Feb 24, 2010
kpolli:

damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well a big girl a girl who lives a very comfortable n indepedent life aka a rich girl

ok. So, why did you put "The" in front of it? You are making fun of my ignorance, hein? lol. No condition is permanent. I'm a quick learner.  kiss

@daduke2k

ok. Thank you!
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by daduke2k(m): 5:11pm On Feb 24, 2010
Nno my dear,
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 5:18pm On Feb 24, 2010
@daduke2k

I don't understand, but it's ok. smiley
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by Mhismole(f): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2010
hehe i like how she says no condition is permanent lol,

yh fiswu you dont want a guy translating for you, they tend to spew trash lol. il be your translator cool

and il charge lower too wink wink grin
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 10:13pm On Feb 24, 2010
@Mhismole

Thanks for the offer, but I did not talk about money. If you guys decide not to help for free, I prefer using other means of persuasion on him, so he'll definitively start speaking only standard english hahaha (just joking). cheesy
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by platinumnk(f): 10:56pm On Feb 24, 2010
@ Fiswu-

I hear na u biko lots of time, its not a bad thing really grin grin grin

Kinda like someone saying I already "Girl I already knew, or  You know!"
The guy says he knows you well enough for him to guess why you were calling.  grin


And a big girl is someone who lives comfortably and is more or less independent. Its a compliement most of the time.  wink


@ayette- lol ure too funny! They are always making new slangs up, last time they had the word "minor" as a slang for ashewo grin
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 11:30pm On Feb 24, 2010
@platinumnk

Thanks, but what does the whole sentence mean "na you be my madam, na you biko"? For a nigerian guy, what is the meaning "my madam"? He is not my boy though lol
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by platinumnk(f): 11:39pm On Feb 24, 2010
fiswu:

@platinumnk

Thanks, but what does the whole sentence mean "na you be my madam, na you biko"? For a nigerian guy, what is the meaning "my madam"? He is not my boy though lol

in english its like you are mine,
My madam, can be close friend thats a woman.
since you are not in a relationship nor sleeping together
is justs a friendly way of saying he knows u very well.
Sorta like a friend calling you about something but you already know why shes calling.
So you would be like I know u chick, ur my friend.

if he was meaning my madam as in gf, there are better sweet words to use ( like nkem) and since he hasnt used them then hes justs being funny with you smiley
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by Pweety4me(f): 11:45pm On Feb 24, 2010
@Topic he might have just got dat from a song u know?. . . embarassed undecided but it sounds like he will obey 2 your command like him saying u r d boss i am not sure doe and can't think much now either. . . lipsrsealed.
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by fiswu: 11:59pm On Feb 24, 2010
@pweety4me and platinumnk

Thanks for the answers!!! I'm out!
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by ayettymama(f): 12:00am On Feb 25, 2010
ehn ehn

whilst we are onto askin definitions

wat is the meaning of madam yoyo
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by Pweety4me(f): 12:03am On Feb 25, 2010
fiswu:

@pweety4me and platinumnk

Thanks for the answers!!! I'm out!
Ok uw but nxt tyme save urself d trouble and ask him aight lara.
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by topup: 6:26am On Feb 25, 2010
Not sure about; "Na you biko" cos that is pure pidgin, but I know the "Na you be my madam" is "You're my/the boss."
Maybe it's "Whatever you say!"
Re: What Did He Mean? I'm not nigerian, Help please! by galatico(m): 1:35pm On Feb 25, 2010
fiswu:

@ayettymama

Thanks!

@galatico

It's not the case, we are not in intimacy.

Ok

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